HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling
I don't know why HoHan looks like one of the Siamese Cats from "Lady and the Tramp" in the picture above. Maybe it's from eating too much pussay. Naw. That's not why she has cat face, because she obviously hasn't been nibbling on the punane rod lately. She's been too busy fighting with SamRo! Page Six claims that shit has gotten so dramatic that they started going to therapy together.
A source said, "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' "
They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day.
SamRo is finding out the hard way.
Here's HoHan, SamRo and SamRo's mommy at the $30 million opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai. What recession?
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Couples counseling must be getting in the way of Lindsay's grooming time, because DAMN that hair is flat!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Why are SamRo's teeth pink?? Oh nevermind. I lilo's color rubbed off on them.
I hate them so much.
what is a dirty sanchez?
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Is that boy Lohan is with even 18?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:27pm.
Haven't you heard? Love IS blind.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Nasty, drunk drivin, coke whore go die in a ditch some where.
Off-Topic OH MY GOD STEPHEN COLBERT IS ON MARTHA STEWART!!
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
sugaroo:
(cite)And who is the blond chick with Ronson?(/cite)
it's mother-of-sam
Where's LCT? She loves poop threads!
O/T - Why does BloHan always sport a dirty sanchez?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:23pm.
Sounds Xanariffic.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
fighting lesbians are hell to be near
I swear to dog Lindsay looks different in every picture I've seen of her!
she's stoned out of her tree!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:18pm.
It continues to amaze me that Blohan is only 21.
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For real. That's facelift face!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
haha MelTang!!! LMAO @ all the lil poop stories!! I'm enjoying them b/c I can't go into the site, funny that you linked it to Lilo.. LMAO!!!!
Reply to poop alert #145:
Give her a bucket warming party. Then she feels like the bucket is as safe as home, then she can take it wherever she goes, and poo as needed!!
How long have they been dating and they're already going to couples counseling? SamRo must be blind as hell because the rest of the world knows LezLo is a slut through and through (and like the peen), this relationship was over before it started.
that was for you, mishma! lol <3
Rich and famous people suck.
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Look at that old beat-up skank! And who is the blond chick with Ronson?
Nice white powder in your pits, Linds. That the new hiding place for your drugs?
8 minutes, impressive.
Holy eff - what's going on with mommy's legs? They remind me of burnt chicken.
Damn I wonder what drugs she's on to lose all that weight so fast. I swear it looks like she lost another 5lbs in like two weeks. WTF?! Lilo totally misses being a slut is the problem. SamRo is way too good for her!
Your face!
It's obvious to all of us that she misses being a whore. The end.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:21pm
Dramaddictitis.
They will be Xanarexic after all this.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
$30 million is the amount of coke she inhaled for fuck's sake
Maybe this is their problem:
"My girlfriend can't poop outside of her home or apartment at school. Is there anything I can do to help her along and also what are the harms, so she knows, of going days without passing. "
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Hon, I hope you screamed that out when you two were having dinner. Meanwhile, I can hear SamRo in counseling, "She's a f***ing slut." L'ho has no defense except to sit pouting with her arms across her chest. And then she realizes the therapist is a guy ...
Drama addiction...that stuff'll kill ya.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
oh shit!
Hasn't she heard of dildos or anything? There are other "tools" out there. I don't really care either way.
When did SamBro get so short? Maybe Hohan is wearing the tallest shoes she has just to piss her off a la Katie and Tommy.
They just need some Velveeta in their lives.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*setting timer for when poop talk gets to this thread*
It continues to amaze me that Blohan is only 21.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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This alleged "relationship" is as phony as Tom Cruise and his Stepford Hag.
Too bad SamRo cant quit that bitch yo.
They need to explore why LiLo always has a dirty sanchez rockin on the red carpet and then examin why she is even on the red carpet and then....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Don't give to shits about them but aaaawww was the autopilot reaction.
whatever.
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"