Afternoon Crumbs

I love Rob more as Rob than I do as Edward and I am a huge Twilight fan. I love his eyebrows! I saw him in NYC and he is just as gorgeous in person.

Ewww. Look at Fivehead's fakey fuck face.

Rob, why Tyra!? WHY TYRA!!!!!???!!!!

But yes Rob, I'd still fuck you. Repeatedly. Despite.

I take it you're also in L.A.??? I was sitting in my car at the metro station waiting to hear Robert's interview, ha ha... Like a lamo.

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Robert needs to do something about his hair situation. Hairy bastard.

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Get off the Shed

Thats it. I am full blown daydreaming about a fuckfest w/ Robert Pattinson. He got me. I must add him to my dreamtap list. Do I have to go see the movie and read the books now...compete with teens and tweens? Shiiit.

I'm not so sure that it's a good idea for Pam to get those funbags so close to a lit candle, recycled milk jugs are highly flammable.

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Robert Pattinson can suck any part of me at any time

Winona Ryder gets her meds together is more like it

Marc Jacobs is hot but he can not even pull off the skirt look

Robert Pattinson can go uni brow and i would still fuck him

Pamela Anderson has totally fucked the Hef.His ex bitch looked pissed.

I would like to see what hey do with Katie.They actually even made Kiki look good

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Pam's a little uptight. She needs to relax and feel more at ease with the unclothed human body.

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Pam Anderson shouldn't bare it all - it ain't pretty! Man, talk about used up...

And Tyra is just too weird anymore... I can barely watch her Top Model show, cuz of how she talks and acts... She needs to get a grip and try to appear somewhat normal. And I stopped watching her talk show a long time ago. She is just outrageously annoying. She needs to lose 50 lbs., go back to modeling, and keep her trap shut!

Okay, even if Pam HAS had bodywork done, aside from the huge boobs, I think the rest of her looks great. If I had the money, I'd have a tummy tuck right now with some liposuction on the side. Three kids did my belly in. If I had even MORE money, I'd get myself a personal trainer and get my ass looking nice and tight like it used to. However, I would NEVER get fake boobs put in, although I would like to get mine lifted. You know, I would also like a nose job, a brow lift .......

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Playing Celebrity ass...I knew I could spot Lardassian a mile away.

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God, I hate myself for having the hots for this RObbie P. boy. it makes me feel dirty. But maybe that's the point.

They really want us to believe that this 90210 chick is 15 yrs old...get the fuck outta here...she looks 30! The other cast members are passable..but not her!
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Oh fuck. I think i am gettin a crush on Robert Patterson. Great. And I have never read the books and I dont give a rats ass about the movie. Fuck. Why am I crushing on him? Grr. Must be the brows.

Good night my Gossip Girls and Gays!

I'm going to check out. See ya on the weekend.

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Ty Ty is looking alittle, ah, round in the knee.

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Uvula!
How cute is that!?!? Aw!

I haven't watched Newsies in a while...Guess I know what i'm watchin tonight =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gny7nitXEfY

Jiggy,
*edit. Nope i was wrong. You're right about ALice

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Shandi - there's no way pammy hasn't had body work - she's had work done all over her from top to toe. There's no way she hasn't had liposuction etc. A woman who's willing to whack boob implants in and out on a whim, stick all kinds of fillers/freezers/plumpers etc into their face, plus had obvious nose work, will not shy away from getting a little fat sucked out of her bum, thighs and ass!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:58pm.

Agreed on both points.

I thought the Alice casting was spot on, however.

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Clarisse- Nope, we have a TOTALLY legal DVD. ;) He's jumping around to the songs and trying to do the dance moves. Aww, I have my very own little Hugh Jackman. ;)

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:55pm.

Also why are playing that Dolly Parton song? It made me laugh.

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My Sweet Thang was across the room on his laptop, and when Dolly Parton starts singing, he's all "WTF is up with that geezer music?"

I LOL'd, too.

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Uvula!!!
Is it on TV??? I'm in Cleveland.

LoLo,
Bagina's are such stubborn bitches!!! Down bagina! Down!!!

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What the hell is up with Pam Anderson's nipples? Did she have a crossed eyed plastic surgeon? Maybe if he aimed for her shoulders, he would have hit center on her boobs. I can't believe she has a better body with clothes on.

Clarisse, where are you? My five year old is watching Newsies right now. Classic Bale.

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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

Pam Anderson is coked out of her MIND in that video. The best part is how uncomfortable it makes Holly LMAO!!! Kendra's just like, "That was HOTT!!" Amazing.

by Clarisse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:13pm.
Should I have a talkin to with my bagina? I have an uncalled for hate for Christian Bale's bitch whore wife.

My Bagina just called me back and said that name i called her was uncalled for.

That Bitch Bagina wont listen!
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Should I have a talkin to with my bagina? I have an uncalled for hate for Christian Bale's bitch whore wife.

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yeh, KD, not Gaycrest, Kevin & bean in L.A......on KROQ

gotta go to work...have a great day all!

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Oh, PSL, I think we are talking about different interviews. I thought you were talking about Gaycrest's show, but it just now clicked that you are talking about one in LA, I think.

Good Points Stank and KD.

*opens panties and yells something rude at bagina friend*

Ill try to keep that in mind next time i get al hot and bothered.

*glares at under wear*
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KD, he couldn;t have been at the station. He was filming Tyra, and that is in NYC now.

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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"

@LoLo and I still believe I'm the better match for Johnny Depp but that's not happening ever.

Plus do I really want him now after he's been inside that human toxic dump known as Kate Moss? I think not.

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PF is hot, but he looks like the type that knows it, thus is a real prick.

Oh, and about the casting, Isn't it Alice who has dark hair and Rosalie who is blonde? Did they mix it up?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:59pm.
Lolo, Jennie Garth doesn't bother me. She's not in my face.

mmm Hmmmm i do love that ive never seen her nether regions.

I just think i would be a better match for her hot husband LOL

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PSL- I heard part of the interview and I'm pretty sure he was actually there at the station. But like you or someone said yesterday, it is crazy how all these girls are treating him like he actually IS Edward Cullen.

Lolo, Jennie Garth doesn't bother me. She's not in my face.

I still don;t get some of the casting for that movie. These Vampires are supposed to be physical perfection.

shandi, i agree....Pam's bod minus the boobs still is fab.

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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:55pm.

Never been a PF fan, he looks terrible with blond hair. Also why are playing that Dolly Parton song? It made me laugh.

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jiggywiddit,
Right. I think this casting call was way off.

Okie,
Give Robert a chance. After reading about the character Digory in HP, I thought Pattinson was mis-cast, but he carried it.

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Here goes PF as Carlisle Cullen.

I defy you to watch this and tell me you would--as randy1 so eloquently expressed it--whack your bags to THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjb79fI2igk

Um, no.

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While Pam Anderson's boobs are way too big for her body, the rest of her body looks great! As far as I know, she has had no 'body work' done, so for her age, her ass, tummy and legs are smokin!

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:19pm.
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hahaha.. My sister 32 told me about the book, and kept talking about a guy named Edward. "Omg I'm in love w/ Edward!" and i said "WAIT! Edward is in highschool!" I was taken back by that! I feel a bit uncomfortable how some of th stuff is describing a highschool boy
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I gave my ho friend a pillowcase with his pic on it last night, and she assured me that that piece of cloth would be ripped to shreds by 6:00 a.m.

Dang.

I just stay out of the way. RP is on his own.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:48pm.
Peter Facinelli is Carlisle?

PF is HOT.....luuurves him.

So sad he married that scoop of vanilla with the tasteless sprinkles in a sugar free cone.

She makes me cry saltless tears.

Shes so non i have no more un-words to say about her.

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Peter Facinelli is Kelly Taylor's man... I thought he was hot ever since I discoverd him in that movie "Can't Hardly Wait" or something along those lines..

Peter Facinelli is Carlisle?

PF is HOT.....luuurves him.

I am reading the 4th book now.....

but Nikki Reed as Rosalie is HORRIBLE casting. Rosalie is supposed to be exquisitely beautiful, and a BLONDE with PALE skin. They couldn't find a pale blonde actress? It's not like Nikki Reed is this amazing actress....

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-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"

*waves at Mrs K from the corner*

Re: Twilight...i was surprised by the whole cast for the movie after reading the book. I'll wait for the DVD.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:46pm.
yes Karisma....and they were talking about how all those chicks were lined up outside the building! For a PHONE CALL INTERVIEW.

Oh come on now, teenage girls aren't exactly the brightest. Everyone single one of them thought the same damn thing. He's going to see me and fall in love with meeee!

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Yeah, that is lame, ha ha.... they claimed to be waiting outside the station that had the telephone line connected to Robert in NY! Or at least that's what Kev or Bean said... but it makes sense!