Friday, November 21st 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Robert Pattinson better not break skin, because Ty Ty has crazy running through her veins - Just Jared
Winona Ryder gets her shit together for fashion - Lainey Gossip
Hot Slut Stu Rasmussen gets profiled in the L.A. Times - Towleroad
Naomi from "90210" slips a nip - Hollywood Tuna
Marc Jacobs needs to stop trying to make the man skirt happen - Popsugar
Robert Pattinson's magical forest eyebrows (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Pamela Anderson's kids must be so proud! - Egotastic!
There's nothing "edgy" about Stepford Katie - Hollywood Rag
Celebrity ass quiz - Cityrag
Meadow Soprano and Turtle are doing it - IDLYITW
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@Okie & Nova--ain't no shame.
Re: Carlisle--
Dude is NOT Hot in the movie, and in the book he is supposed to be.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:34pm.
The guy who plays Carlisle is Kelly Taylor's husband
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
yes Karisma....and they were talking about how all those chicks were lined up outside the building! For a PHONE CALL INTERVIEW.
too funny.
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"
Kevin &Bean of 106.7 here told Rob NOT to go on Tyra's show....they said, "don't do it- Tyra is the Devil".....heehee.....
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"
@ Parissucksliterally
I take it you're also in L.A.??? I was sitting in my car at the metro station waiting to hear Robert's interview, ha ha... Like a lamo.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:34pm.
The guy who plays Carlisle is Kelly Taylor's husband, but with his hair blonde.
I would hurt that bitch. I swear to god i would. You know that god damn Kelly Taylor dont do like i do. Hell no she dont!
ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I genuinely can't imagine Tyra Banks having sex with anyone - male or female. Has she ever had a boyfriend/relationship/fling whatever? I just can't imagine her being at all sexual with anyone. And as for Pam, well I used to think she was hot in her time but that little film has ended that little attraction forever!
I'll also admit that I'm going to see Twilight tonight. ANNNNND that my girlfriends and I bought tickets WEEKS ago. lmao.
*hides*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Holy shit that pictures kinda hot! Ty Ty is suuuuuuuuure loving that little love bite. I'm jealous...i'll admit it.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
The guy who plays Carlisle is Kelly Taylor's husband, but with his hair blonde.
LOL! I didn't look at the link! It's the same thing! AWFUL! UGH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
uhmmm pam need to STFU put some fucking clothes on and sew her weepy vagina shut.
WTF with that Pam video, she's an asshole
Put some clothes on(white of coarse and don't forget the uggs) and act like a mom.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:19pm.
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hahaha.. My sister 32 told me about the book, and kept talking about a guy named Edward. "Omg I'm in love w/ Edward!" like gushing over him.. Then she read me some of it, and i said "WAIT! Edward is in highschool, this is who you have a crush on?? !" I was taken back by that! I feel a bit uncomfortable how some of th stuff is describing a highschool boy, Vampire or not! heebie jeebies!!
It's not a 'man skirt' - it's a kilt (which is another name for a man skirt). Dat shiz is the hawtness flashback to the 16th century!
Anyway, I take *way more* issue with a man in a pareo/sarong than a sexy piece in a skirt...especially when the standard is for them to not wear panties under kilts:
http://www.kiltmen.com/
eewww...pam anderson is so nasty there, her body & boobs look so gross & unproportioned.
i am so so soooo jealous of tyra right now... i cannot believe he touched her, he is not only completely hot, but clearly a good sport to do such a sexy act on a total monster beast bitch.
Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:01pm.
I fucking love the Twilight series' books, but I hate this dude playing him!!
How about the dude playing Carlisle Cullen?? Nasters. He looks like an albino sewer rat.
(I went last night to the midnight premiere with a GF. She's 38 and she went ape went RP came onscreen.)
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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK
Tyra is such a porker.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Hello,It is funny about her. She's gorgeous. but even clebs are lonely sometimes, someone saw her profile with hot photos on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:03pm.
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My next avatar will be me, fully dilated and crowning. Sound good?
wellllll, I meant for after, but hey!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Tyra and Paula Abdul take the same meds dont they?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Who lied to Tyra and told her she's relevant?
And his sleeves are too short.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:03pm.
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My next avatar will be me, fully dilated and crowning. Sound good?
*spit take*
ha ha ha Do LOLCAT on the piccy though.
OH HAI THAR! IZE UVULAS BEBE. IZE NEW HERE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That's probably the most action Tyra's gotten in MONTHS! She'll be masturbating to that clip.
I need Winona, Marc Jacobs and Pam Anderson to report to celebrity rehab...NOW!
Okie- I don't love the books, but I like them a lot. I'm only on the first one, though, and there are some parts where it's just too mushy for me. I only think it's cute to a point, I guess. I hear it gets better. But anyway, I'm with you, I picture Edward as a little more manly than this guy. He's kind of growing on me though.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:03pm.
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My next avatar will be me, fully dilated and crowning. Sound good?
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Winona looks good. Remember when she and The Depp were soooo in love? I was very young then. Damn I'm old!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
what the hell is all this hoo-hah about Robert 'Neanderthal' Pattinson??? What the fuck is his movie? Why do people care? gah
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:55pm.
Her nipples also had an odd look to them, don't know if it was their placement, size or what, they just looked odd.
Back when her and Kid Rock started dating again, they were on some yacht somewhere and she was topless. There were close ups of her boobs and her nips looked like she had nursed baby crocs (according to MK) I think that's were they insert the sacks for her augmentation, and since she's had so many they look weird. (It's obvious that she's had them placed on top of the breast instead of in the middle too)
That video of Pam is just nasty.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I am gonna dig a really deep pit, fill it with sewage, and dump Pam Anderson and Tyra Banks in it. If I can think of anyone else who should join them, well, them too.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:01pm.
LoLo, CtheH- It has gone by really quickly for me, too. The boys are excited but we'll see after we get him home if that lasts!
you're lucky both times I thought I was preggers for years.
you must insist on internet service, and how about a web cam?
get that hospital on the phone, stat!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Wow, for once I'm jealous of Tyra!! I wanna be in her place!!!! I think my reaction would be very similar to hers.... he he....
@okie: she's pathetic! I watched her deliver Hef's cake buck naked and I felt the same way. I had to look through my fingers like I do for horror movies.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:58pm.
hahaa, when the pug across the street went after my malachai, he looked at me like, what are you planning to do about this?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
LoLo, CtheH- It has gone by really quickly for me, too. The boys are excited but we'll see after we get him home if that lasts!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
_Oh, and last night on the way to the bus stop Minch tried to take on yet another intact Pit Bull.
reminds me of a modest mouse song
No my dog wont bite you
though she has a right to
go on and give her credit
cause she knows i owuld of let it
happen
God i need a scapegoat now.
They put on a great show if you ever get a chance to see them
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I fucking love the Twilight series' books, but I hate this dude playing him!! Dork!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:58pm.
CTH--
How did you end up Dubai?
(if you don't mind me asking)
that wasn't me, it was Jeffro11 and I believe he was in the military.
xoxoxoxoxox
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Blech.. I seen Pam on an show last night, where they were remodeling her Trailer (hahaha) like her movie trailer or whatever! They put a lil stripper pole in it,and a round vibrating bed.. Well. She practically had sex w/ all of th shop guys b/c they gave her a glass of Champagne to celebrate finishing it! And sh danced around like a tart! I was really embarassed, even for her!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
CTH--
How did you end up Dubai?
(if you don't mind me asking)
Oh, and last night on the way to the bus stop Minch tried to take on yet another intact Pit Bull.
He looked at Minch, like, "You're kidding me, right?"
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Miu Miu has been going down hill for me ever since they employed Linsay fuckin lohan. Ugh.
I love Winona Ryder.
I try to read Towleroad but that website always gives me problems.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
UVULA!!!!!!
Im so happy for you!
Are the other kids getting excited?
i love puppies and kittehs and babies and D-listers.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Do men really like tits that look like that? I mean, I get that she wants them to look as perky as possible, but damn at least place the nipple in the middle, not the top of the boob. And..um.. isn't Robert Pattinson gay?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:54pm.
Mrs. K- Four more days, bunny. I'm being induced Tuesday morning. Y'all add some Bailey's to your Nescafe for me, mmmmkay? ;)
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Mazel Tov, bubbeleh.
We'll be thinking of you.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:53pm.
Me too.
Sometimes it does just feel good to cuss.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
i am no prude by any means, but that was disgusting! Pam kept wiping her nasty vadge juice all over Hefs leg. Her nipples also had an odd look to them, don't know if it was their placement, size or what, they just looked odd. NO, I am not a jelluz H8ter either. It was just gross. Hate to think where that cake was!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:54pm.
Mrs. K- Four more days, bunny. I'm being induced Tuesday morning. Y'all add some Bailey's to your Nescafe for me, mmmmkay? ;)
OH HONEY!
God, that went fast!!! other people's pregnancies really fly by.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Stu Rasmussen and the community backing him up are wonderful! Stu for hot slut of the day!!!
Mrs. K- Four more days, bunny. I'm being induced Tuesday morning. Y'all add some Bailey's to your Nescafe for me, mmmmkay? ;)
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.