Not His Face!!!
This shit isn't funny. Jason Momoa, the hot piece from "North Shore" and some nerd show on the SciFi Channel, got his face busted in during a bar fight in West Hollywood, CA last week.
Lisa Bonet's man was being sexy at some joint when he got into an argument with an evil doer named Dominic Bando. The fight ended with Dominic hitting Jason in his angelic face with a pint glass! Jason had to get 140 stitches and also some plastic surgery work.
That jealous bitch Dominic was charged with fucking up hotness. He faces up to seven years in the chokey. If you ask me, they should give him two life sentences and send him to the prison with the most ugly people in it as punishment for messing up beauty. There's actually a lot of hot prisoners. I've seen a few on Meet-An-Inmate.com. Don't judge!
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If you ask me, they should give him two life sentences and send him to the prison with the most ugly people
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he's beautiful
Thanks Deb and Momus! I'm off to drink ice milk?!?!?!?!
Rich and famous people suck.
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he'd still be hot with some scars. Even with those skanky dreads...
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/larah-10227.htm
Here's a lovely Cholita for the site, hopefully she doesn't find me and shave my eyebrow's and get all sharpie on my ass.
He def a hottie!I have gone on those Death Row pen pal sites. I only write to the ones guarranteed not to get out.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I was on meet.an.inmate.com for a ku 25 mintues. There are some hot scary bit**s on there.
~you rang?~
Yea he is hot BUT Richard Armitage, the English actor from Robin Hood is HOTTER! he is so sexy makes my heart go ...
For a second I thought it was a photo of the stoner from American Idol and I was wondering how he got enough energy to fight.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:39pm.
At the time, it should've been Battleship Girth.
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LMAO!
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:39pm.
At the time, it should've been Battleship Girth.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:35pm.
He needed an ass kicking just for stealing Travolta's look from Battleship Earth.
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HAHAHA! Space monkey!
Shit. I was about to hit post and then realised you said look, not book. Was about to go off on you for
A. watching that shitefest, and
B. caring what happened to Travolta's book
me stoopit :(
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
What ya wanna bet that when it heals it will not leave a scar. Good plastic surgeons can sew things up so there is not a hint of of a scar.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:35pm.
He needed an ass kicking just for stealing Travolta's look from Battleship Earth.
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No, that would be Battleship MIRTH.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:55pm.
Who the hell am I going to masturbate to now???
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Saggy balls Adler? Nooooo.
Princey Poo's chubby! YESSSSSSS. :D
He needed an ass kicking just for stealing Travolta's look from Battleship Earth.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:55pm.
Who the hell am I going to masturbate to now???
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Just pretend he's not a douche...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who the hell am I going to masturbate to now???
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:44pm.
According to TMZ, drinking and mouthing off are heavily involved.
hahahaha. I have noticed that.... I am also working on a link between NBA and NFL players, strip clubs, and gunfire.
Well, that sucks. I hope this is a joke.
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London broil in broiler and french fries in oven(my six year old is having a friend sleepover,hence the ff)BUT we did have mashed sweet potatoes!
edit-to say DURRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:27pm.
Yup. Another reason to never bake. COOKING CAN KILL YOU.
and don't get me started on pressure cookers and deep fat fryers.
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Or potbelly stoves! I know someone that lost his eyebrows and the front of his hair. Too much firestarter. Not pretty.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:13pm.
Triscuit, lol I think you can. Just make sure you leave the broiler door open a bit. If it's closed all the way, I think it can explode.
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Yup. Another reason to never bake. COOKING CAN KILL YOU.
and don't get me started on pressure cookers and deep fat fryers.
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j/k
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Submitted by Texrocks on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:17pm.
Here are more recent pictures....damn he is hot in a dirty sexy way
mmm yes i'd love to have crazy nasty monkey jungle beast sexy times with him.. *panting* gotdayum!
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:56pm.
[like a fine swine] he's much more palatable now. lol
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I wholeheartedly know what you mean by this - I got one of them too...
He's a fine swine, that man of mine!
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:56pm.
[like a fine swine] he's much more palatable now. lol
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I wholeheartedly know what you mean by this - i got one of them to.
He's a fine swine, that man of mine!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:04pm.
Okay, when a ridiculously hot guy gets banned for taking his pants off, we know what that means.
*holds up tip of pinky*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey Sweetas, happy friday to you
I once went out with a guy that was so good looking, other women literally stopped in their tracks when they say him. And then I had sex with him. Nothing to talk about. Not much, really.
When he called to ask why I never called him after our first sexual encounter, I said i had not much too say, as there was nothing to talk about.
Fast forward 20 yrs. I understand he has been divorced 5 times since. I bet his ex-wives have not much to talk about. Sad but true story.
On stargate atlantis he comes across as a shit actor. he does his best work when he's not speaking.
I'd take Zelinka over him any day.
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Here are more recent pictures....damn he is hot in a dirty sexy way
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:58pm.
Triscuit got hisself a stalker!
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Stalkers can be entertaining as long as they asses ain't stalking me, not as entertaining as DListed cat fights, mind you, but beggers can't be choosers...
So, stalker WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR DAD SAY ABOUT TRISCUIT. Spill it already...enquiring minds wanna know...
O/T: Still purty....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by yolie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:46pm.
Here he is without those nasty dreads:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/miundies/2573150271/
http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/momoa/images/m25_jpg.jpg
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oh my, oh my my my...not usually one to go for the pretty bot type, but he looks delicious withouth the dreadlocks. I much prefer a manly man, if you know what I mean.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:46pm.
damn this is too complicated.. no wonder my diet mostly consists of deli sandwiches and lean cuisines
Triscuit got hisself a stalker!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:52pm.
Me too on both counts!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:50pm.
Why can't there be hot straight men who are not himbo's or douches? Why?
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I blame it on testosterone and/or too much lack thereof. Tricky bidness, dem dad-burned horror-moans. :\ I married a douche but as he aged [like a fine swine] he's much more palatable now. lol
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:42pm.
According to TMZ, drinking and mouthing off are heavily involved.
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Hmmm I should have known. Thanks!
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
yo babe i'm going to take a shower if you get a chance go on youtube and punch in what i told you earlier ok luv u #1 call me later so we can have some phone sex !!! and to all ya mothafuckas stay back!!!!! TRISCUIT is my biscuit..........
I like the hair though.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by twitle d on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:42pm.
Who are you talking to?
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I dunno, but oddly enough, I want to hear what this dumb whore's dad said...I must be SUPER BORED!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow, that is one purty man! So sorry to hear he's a douche. Why do all purty men have to be either gay or total douches...and if they are neither, they are dumb as a bag of hammers! Why can't there be hot straight men who are not himbo's or douches? Why?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:40pm.
Triscuit, I can't cook, but..
ok, maybe i have a cheap oven?.. but there is a broiler option on the same dial as the temperature.. uh the only difference i see when i use the broiler is the heater thingies at the top of the oven turn on and the bottom ones go off.. normally they are both on when u just turn on the oven
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Hmm. I have a very traditional oven [oven talk makes me laugh. *trying to keep a straight face*] and my oven only heats from the bottom heating elements on the regular oven mode and heats from the top elements on broil mode (and you're supposed to keep your oven door cracked open a bit when using broil mode). I have no idea how gas ovens work though????
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:42pm.
According to TMZ, drinking and mouthing off are heavily involved.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by twitle d on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:42pm.
Who are you talking to?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Now why did the guy attack him?!
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
hey babe did you read what i sent you about what my dad said
lmao sheeps .. i was thinking.. um, i've seen a few flicks where ppl have used the "broiler" and the "oven" at the same time..
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:39pm.
I hope it works. I got the advice from my dentist years ago. It's always worked for me.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:39pm.
You'd be a fine diplomat! Also, try to avoid hot food for a couple of days.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Triscuit, I can't cook, but..
ok, maybe i have a cheap oven?.. but there is a broiler option on the same dial as the temperature.. uh the only difference i see when i use the broiler is the heater thingies at the top of the oven turn on and the bottom ones go off.. normally they are both on when u just turn on the oven
yo i didn't get the text i got to call at&t and find out why i'm not getting ur pic text