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Which now-pregnant celebrity is determined to give her baby the most talked-about baby name ever? The father wants the baby to have a normal name like his, and is furious that she is determined to give the baby a really stupid name simply for the attention it will generate. He should not be surprised, though, given that she spends a lot of time thinking up new ways to get press. The most recent iteration of the name consists of something you would buy from your butcher plus the town where they believe the baby was conceived. No, it’s not Prime Rib Pittsburgh, although that would actually be an improvement over the one she wants. (Blind Gossip)
Nothing is worse than the name Bronx Mowgli, but I'll guess the Pregnant Dude? Enough jokes! My serious guesses is Michelle Duggar? Okay, seriously. I'll guess Lisa Bonet, M.I.A or Angie Harmon?
Which US actress has been trying to mend her recently broken heart with a two-month cocaine bender? Her entourage fear constant sniffing and weight-loss will lead to grief. (3am Girls)
Coke doesn't mend a broken heart, but lots of anonymous sex does! I'll guess Anne Hathaway or Drew Barrymore?
Our singer has always had a bit of a violent streak when it comes to his sex life. He knows this and only participates with people who are aware of it and can handle it. Never been a problem until now. Seems that while overseas he took a liking to someone who was ill prepared for the experience and ended up in the hospital for several days. The person he took a liking too was barely legal. Hell, might not have even been legal. It took a massive monetary bribe to make his parents go away, and not press charges. It took another massive bribe to keep the one of the local papers from printing the story. Look for our singer to be playing a birthday party really really soon. (CDAN)
There's only two I could think of: Boy George or George Michael?
Which celebrity wife is leaving her celebrity husband because he can’t support her over-the-top lifestyle anymore? Her husband was a high flyer who provided her with multiple homes, cars, jewels and financial support for her own ventures. Now that he’s having money problems, she is looking to bail. He is begging her to stick out this tough period with him, but she has already told friends that she has her eye on a replacement. (Blind Gossip)
My first thought was Donald Trump and Melanie, but that bitch doesn't have any ventures! Whoever the gold digger is, she's making the right fucking decision!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 6:51pm.
I was born in 1980 so that makes me, you know, a fossil. Thank you. I've always liked it better than my first name, but I didn't start using it until I was in college.
This BI is so very wrong. Even 24 hours later I'm still creeped out. My first guess was Jared Leto because I can see him being into boys and girls, but he's not openly gay and maybe not even bi. I have heard he's into breath control which could work here and we all know he's a douchebag.
But he made a purty Hephaestion. If the real one looked anything like that I can see why Alexander was "ruled by his thighs." Not that that has anything to do with this, but it's a happy thought.
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I had no idea;) perhaps robbie williams?
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Submitted by Diego on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:59pm.
That's an awesome guess, but I think I'm too old to lie and say it's right. It's my middle name, but it's what most people call me. There are a lot of Diegos in my mom's family so I'm sure that's where it came from. I'm just stupid enough to register my real name on the intranetz.
I'm so creeped out by this. Moreso by the parents. Why not just put an ad on craigslist and pimp him out. Money is clearly more important than the kid in this case.
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How old? I was already 4'ish when Maradona won that world cup for Argentina! That would make me ancient enough to not have the chance of becoming the next Disney Jail Bait come to think of it.
And Diego is a very pretty name, btw :)
You're so right about these parents being so... ugh... it's one thing if the son could have his silent bought, but his parents?
As for my guess on this one, I doubt it's Gaiken. He seems so harmless to me.
I'm on the Boy George bandwagon... and I never thought I would say that in my whole life.
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For #2 I think it's Anne Hathaway, not Sienna Miller. While both are good guesses Anne really seems to be rapidly losing weight and deep down unhappy.
Sienna is skinny per usual, but she hasn't had any sudden weight loss.
For the singer I don't think it's Boy George. He cannot have any real wealth left over. My guess is Robbie Williams. He is gay, a multimillionaire, and he had a tour titled:" Weddings, Barmitzvahs, and Stadiums". That could be a reference to the blind item about playing a "Birthday" party.
John Mayer for #3. Back when he was dating Chestica I read he likes rough sex, and everytime I saw pix of the two of them I could believe she'd just been through the wringer.
I'm guessing Ed McMahon for #4. She was a gold digger to begin with, and I am guessing since it all came out about how broke he is that the shame of it is too much for her, plus the neighbors are probably watching her spending habits.
Submitted by Obsessed on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:26am.
My guess is Jenna Jameson because "Tito" is a nickname. His real name is Jacob Christoper Ortiz. She is SUCH an attention whore.
So it's going to be Rump Barstow Ortiz?
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:59pm.
That's an awesome guess, but I think I'm too old to lie and say it's right. It's my middle name, but it's what most people call me. There are a lot of Diegos in my mom's family so I'm sure that's where it came from. I'm just stupid enough to register my real name on the intranetz.
I'm so creeped out by this. Moreso by the parents. Why not just put an ad on craigslist and pimp him out. Money is clearly more important than the kid in this case.
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My guess is Jenna Jameson because "Tito" is a nickname. His real name is Jacob Christoper Ortiz. She is SUCH an attention whore.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:43am.
'Someone' forgot to send the 37 peso bail money.
You makes your cell bed and you lies in it.
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my vote for #3 is michael jackson.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:39am.
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Morning!! I'm pleased to report that the donkey got away with a small fine and a slap on the ass. I, on the other hand, spent the night in a Ciudad Acuna prison. 'Someone' forgot to send the 37 peso bail money.
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How bout Taylor Momsen for the coked-up US actress? Remember when she had that "throat infection" a month ago? She seems too young for heartbreak but maybe the junior varsity quarterback unpinned her.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:28am.
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I was going to say Jenna Jameson for #1, but Tito(as the daddy)isn't exactly a normal name. I can see her trying to come up with a way to be different-at the expense of her child.
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"The most recent iteration of the name consists of something you would buy from your butcher plus the town where they believe the baby was conceived."
My guess for the name is Salchicha Del Rio.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:28am.
That cool ass dude - Robbie Williams. For some reason - that's the first name that popped into my head for #3
Hey that was my guess too! The reason why was the only girlfriend I have known him to have was that blond chickie from that All Saints group. They broke up and then she dated one of the Gallagher boys and had a baby with him. Robbie and Liam I think got into a big verbal smackdown and Robbie challanged him to a boxing match then they made up. Never heard of him being with a woman since then.
Robbie was with Rachel Hunter for a short while also.
I can't imagine Clay to be violent, he looks like he's a pussy.
How does "Bronx Mowgli" match the description of something you might buy from a butcher? "Bronx" is not a town and I doubt they've even been there except perhaps to drive down the Expressway.
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1. Asshole Simpson (before she popped)
2. NFI
3. Boy George. He has already been charged with chaining up some guy against his will during a sex session. And George Michael smokes too much weed to be into the violence.
4. NFI again... Mrs. George Dubbya Bush?
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1) Jennifer Garner, rumor is that she calls paps to photo her and Vi on their daily outings
2)kate hudson, but i think the word entourage is a clue.
3)Robbie williams
4) jennifer lopez
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#3 isn't Clay, he's been too busy playing Daddy and working on Broadway.
For #1, I'm thinking maybe it was Asslee and it was written before she popped.
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Submitted by BeaverNeckFaceThigh on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
ok so I was wrong :( how about Rachel Green. Is she really pregnant?
We'll have to see whether or not you're wrong.
Who knows... maybe Wilow is indeed planning on naming her child something ridiculous and will catch us all by surprise.
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Rebecca Romjin is pregnant with twins (not "baby").
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ok so I was wrong :( how about Rachel Green. Is she really pregnant?
1.Lisa Bonet or Rebecca Romijn.
2.Evan Rachel Wood
3.Michael Jackson
4.Ed McMahon
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:55am.
angel I know why you think Robbie as being gay.
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That totally makes sense. I don't follow him very closely but I'm always somewhat impressed. It's just, like, not my style or something...
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Can't find any recent photos of McAdams to see if she's shrunken overnight. Don't think it's her anyway.
The more I think about this vice, the more I believe it's Anne. Surprising and I hope she manages to recover without totally spiraling out of control.
As for # 1 being Alison Hanigan, I don't know, she doesn't seem like the kind to pull this kind of stint.
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angel I know why you think Robbie as being gay. Cause he's so campy. I think Gawker is a website
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Does Boy George still sing?
Or does he just pick up trash now?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:28am.
That cool ass dude - Robbie Williams. For some reason - that's the first name that popped into my head for #3
Hey that was my guess too!
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I don't know why I always thought of him as gay. LOVE All Saints but I never knew a thing about a one of them...
Where's the Gawker at?
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@Sheeps, I think its Robbie. He's the first person that came to mind when I read that BI.
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I think #1 might be Carmen Electra.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:48am.
According to Robbie himself its crossed his mind if he's gay or not but says he's never done anything with a man.
"Crossed his mind" = gay, but def not "openly gay."
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Submitted by BeaverNeckFaceThigh on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:45am.
1. Alison Hanigan
Her hubby has some complicated name already.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:44am.
According to Robbie himself its crossed his mind if he's gay or not but says he's never done anything with a man.
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1. Alison Hanigan
Robbie is not gay, right? Also, with "openly gay," there goes Ricky Martin. (Ricky would be "plainly gay.") It could be Boy George.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:28am.
That cool ass dude - Robbie Williams. For some reason - that's the first name that popped into my head for #3
He's a dope fiend, fersure. What does the "birthday" ref mean, then?
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I'm thinking more along the lines of famous birthday. I dunno...I can't find anything. He's doing a lot of charity work.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:28am.
That cool ass dude - Robbie Williams. For some reason - that's the first name that popped into my head for #3
Hey that was my guess too! The reason why was the only girlfriend I have known him to have was that blond chickie from that All Saints group. They broke up and then she dated one of the Gallagher boys and had a baby with him. Robbie and Liam I think got into a big verbal smackdown and Robbie challanged him to a boxing match then they made up. Never heard of him being with a woman since then.
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Gawker worded it differently:
"This openly gay singer has spent some time overseas. When I say overseas, I mean not in his home country wherever that may be. Anyway, it turns out that our singer got into some trouble recently. Not the kind of trouble you would expect, but more of the, "crap this is going to cost me big." Our singer has always had a bit of a violent streak when it comes to his sex life...."
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:48pm.
I think it's a hint that he likes kiddies.
Probably. Yet kiddies wouldn't be "barely legal." It could just be some birthday song ... Boy George was a good guess, but he has no funds to bribe anyone. Ricky Martin sounded possible but he doesn't appear violent (whatever that proves).
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But then it says: Hell, might not have even been legal.
Which is why I think that's what they meant, but am starting to think there's more to it now too. The 'birthday party really really soon' might be a hint that HIS bday is coming up soon? Ya wif me? This clue droppin is like DaVinci Code or sumfin, you have to think all round da box. Either that or I read far too much into stuff.
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Maybe said singer had a notorious Birthday party or attended one that made headlines.
And "Our singer", what's that?
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