Why Can't My Dog Do This?
I take that back. I want my dog to do much more than just ride a Roomba. I want him to drag his lazy ass to the closet, get the Dirt Devil out, vacuum up all the rooms, clean the crap out of the remote controls and then rub the skidmarks out of my chonies. When he's done there, he can scrub the bathroom tile grout, clean the oven, defrost the freezer and then make me a gin martini. Yeah, fucking right. Doing that shit will get in the way of his full-time job as Head Nap Taker.
And this video of a pussy on a Roomba is pretty much what the inside of my head looks like.
Below I've thrown in some pics of Vadge and A-Rod in NYC today, because these two twats seem to go perfectly with Pussy on a Roomba. I don't exactly know why, but they just do.
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I wonder if A-Rod is attracted to flaky,old white asian twat jerky or is it her svelt English accent?
I can't imagine what they talk about. "A League of Their Own"? At least being an athlete he's got experience adhering to strict rules and is familiar with home runs and foul play. EEEWWW!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:14pm.
Ooops, a little too much Christs blood this eve, my last post made no sense, but maybe it will to a drunk.
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I'm here, DG. It's me Margaret. Can ya' hear me now? *purs DG a double shot* Did I ever tell you I get a discount for you on first class seats to hell? "Why go in a handbasket?" It's my motto.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ooops, a little too much Christs blood this eve, my last post made no sense, but maybe it will to a drunk.
Nitty, if they aren't they should be. Whats that sound*startled* I think I heard the faint sound of a thump! Are you there God, it's me Devilgirl.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:00pm.
NitWitty- I may just do a shot off the Bible. "I shot the Bible, but I did not shoot the Rosary" Hey I think I shot the Bible was a drinking game they played at The Last Supper.
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It's perfectly acceptable, DG. I like to refer to that as communion, doesn't everyone?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
NitWitty- I may just do a shot off the Bible. "I shot the Bible, but I did not shoot the Rosary" Hey I think I shot the Bible was a drinking game they played at The Last Supper.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:45pm.
Thanks NitWitty. I am feeling so, so unsure of myself after being taken to task last eve. I have turned to alcohol to cope, wonder if I can sue for mental distress?
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Hey, DG. Not sure about the suing part, but they really hate it when you hit them upside the head with their own bibles..Yeah, the same one they like the thump the rest of the world upside the head with. You may not be able to sue, but you can always do another shot and ten hail mary's and wake up without a hangover tho, right?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Thanks NitWitty. I am feeling so, so unsure of myself after being taken to task last eve. I have turned to alcohol to cope, wonder if I can sue for mental distress?
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:35pm.
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See, that's the reason Danny likes to be an ass. She's never had her pussy run back and forth by a wet/dry vac. The day you start not leaving posts because of a vacuous brain is the day I'm out. Keep on keepin' on, with your bad self, mama.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
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I am afraid to comment on the vacuuming pussy *peeks around corner* Dannygirl might tell me off. Oh hell, I'll take the chance, I love cats, especially ones that can clean house!
Is that cat retarded, stoned or both? Very funny stuff, thanks for posting, MK!
As for Vadge - the smelly old wench - and A-hole, well, I think it's all a big joke...on them! Yeah, that 'relationship' is gonna last for all time. Not! When her saggy snatch & boobs are both to her knees (in about 5 years) A-hole will drop her maniacal ass. Of course, her arrogance and dominant ways will drive him away in 5 months, if that!
Either way, both these douches can HAVE each other, they both suck really, really bad!!!
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OMG that is the cutest video!!! I really LOL'd.
Guys, what if the pussy rode on a Woomba?!
http://www.videovat.com/videos/1144/woomba-female-hygiene.aspx
AWESOME!! Cats are so smart - always figuring out how to get someone else to do it for you!
I guess you can add these 2 to the Home wrecker list. Guess we can for get about the Brangeloonie shit now.
That's all well and good, but what are your thought of a sister riding a vacuum?
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:44am.
Jesus I must be old!
LOL
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"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.
Submitted by Wyle E on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:24am.
My dear, my mom is only 3 years older than Vadge and I'm been old enough to drink for awhile. And my mom didn't have me until she was close to 30.
So, our beavery friend can be old enough to be here and have her mom be younger than Vadge.
I hate it when that happens.
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Roomba kitteh, I can't quit you!
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Get off the Shed
Many of those gorgeous baseball players are homosexuals.
They may also fuck fish, but their first love will always be sausage!
Submitted by BeaverNeckFaceThigh on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:48am.
She is?
You sure you should be on here like?
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"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.
Vadge deserves a guy who wears sweatpants and tennies in public. Save those for the gym.
Bet the filthy whore gets fucked by the whole Yankee team, not only A-Rod. Vadge likes to take it in all 3 holes at the same time.
How much does Vadge pay A-Rod to be her boyfriend?
In this economy, I cant even afford a broom. Glad kitty gets a ride.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 4:07am.
The parking attendants at Yankee Stadium get better pussy than Madonna's. The homeless dudes around Yankee Stadium do as well.
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I just don't get A-Rod.I think Jetes needs to just sit homie down & remind him of what it means to be a NEW YORK FUCKIN' YANKEE. Hell...Melky Cabrera probably gets hotter pussy than A-Rod.Pathetic.
M.K! you need a bitch not a dog ;-) besides with commands like: Wonky get daddy his bong, Wonky get poppa his liquor... he earns his naps!
I seen pictures of your dog, MK, and Elvis would never fit on that Roomba...
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madonna is older than my mom. EWWWW
madonna's trash but i love the hell out of her music.her older music anyway..
oh and i forgot. the kitty is to to "dorable"!
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Ok, confession time! When I was a teenager I looked up to Madonna: strong independant woman with balls. I'm talking about 'Like a virgin', Papa Don't Preach, "Like A Prayer' and off course 'Material Girl'!
She was my idol and everything I wanted to be in a girl/woman. But now I see her as a freak. Maybe not like MJ or Prince (wait a minute, actually I do!).
It's a matter of time till that new guy will be running for cover. He doesn't know yet...that's a vagina with teeth! Powerfull women are straight up bitches!!!!!!!!
He's just another sperm donor to her even though her mother days are over....Madonna you look just like a man! Try to be more feminine! You need to give up that hardcore fitness regime, it's too much, I've seen drag queens softer than you.
It's time to let go of the bitch and welcome the woman in you. (also looking at you Oprah, and I'm not talking about food).
Is it possible to be rich and powerfull and still be feminine and soft?
Oh yeah M, you are spending way too much time watching animal vids....:)
I wanna put a toddler on one, preferably Shiloh or Suri
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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OMFG I WANT THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is having the ride of his life!
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:07am.
I don't have any cats, but I still don't vacuum. I figure it would scare them if I had any, so I don't.
That's the excuse Im going to use with my husband from now on..except I'll replace dog with cat since we already have a cat..of course my son hates it when I vacuum, so thats an even better excuse. Thank you for the best excuse EVER!!
Why Can't My Dog Do This?
Because dogs eat their own shit
Thank God it's cold in New York, we don't have to look at Vadges pelvic thrusting preying mantis body.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I don't have any cats, but I still don't vacuum. I figure it would scare them if I had any, so I don't.
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My cats hate the vacuum and they'd probably figure out that peeing on it would fry it. They did that to the answering machine when it took up too much of my time. They climbed aboard the rice cooker and peed into it. Found some around the computer tower. I guess they're old school and don't like electronics.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:51pm.
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I've no parenting experience, but I can understand wishing for the best for someone/something you've nurtured and cared for. I'll be crossing my fingers here too.
I've been listening to some fascinating - if not entertaining! - interviews on youtube w/ this fellow, who seems to be totally mental, called David Icke.
I am sure the English posters will probably recognize the name and laugh.
Anyway, he claims these mind control nutjob meanies try to make these famous people's minds like a honeycomb through trauma - sexual abuse, amongst other cruel methods - in order to control their actions.
Yeah, I know... what does this have to do with Madge, right? I guess this super power group of secret meanies decided they should control her to make us think that Kabalalabala is great and global warming sucks... or something along those lines.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:43pm.
I remember liking Madonna as a little one. I still like some of her songs. But her attitude is terrible. She maybe a smart business woman but she sucks as a human being. And she's not bright at choosing a faith system either. Even Anton LeVey warned people that if anyone promised to teach you secrets of a religion then they were full of shit. And this is coming from the founder of the Satanic Church!
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Well said Stanky. Whooda thunk satanists would be so benevolent as to inform people of the dangers of blind faith!
I had all Madonna's stuff and LOVED it. I just don't confuse my appreciation for her musical/performing/business talents with my disgust for her ball crushing, smack-down takin, cult following ass.
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Freak.
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Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:47pm.
They suck.
~Touche : )
Submitted by MaryJaneRottencrotch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:47pm.
They suck.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
This is sorta off topic..but does anyone have one of those roomba things? Does it actually work? I just cant imagine that they could pick up stuff very well.
I remember liking Madonna as a little one. I still like some of her songs. But her attitude is terrible. She maybe a smart business woman but she sucks as a human being. And she's not bright at choosing a faith system either. Even Anton LeVey warned people that if anyone promised to teach you secrets of a religion then they were full of shit. And this is coming from the founder of the Satanic Church!
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Sean Penn for hot wifebeater! No seriously, I used to love Madonna back in tha day. But then her self important, overblown ego just kept getting supersized till I couldn't stand her anymore. I think its hysterical that Kabana (or whatevs they are) are taking her $$ and conning her into thinking its helping her get all spiritual and shit. Bitch deserves a beatdown for being so gullible.
I hear your Lorena Bobbit and raise you a crazy boiling water pouring bitch that then smiles about it in her mugshot. Nah..scratch that. Bobbit wins. I fold.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.