Linda Hogan Wants More, More, More!
It takes a lot of money too look like a ran over piece of trash, because Linda Hogan wants more of it! Hulk Hogan is currently paying her gutter garbage ass $40,000 a month in temporary alimony, but she's whining that it's not enough and she's going poor. Meanwhile, some broke bitches are trying to make balanced meals out of Top Ramen, popcorn, white rice and ketchup packets from McDonald's.
Linda dragged Hulk into court on Thursday and asked a judge to unfreeze their assets, so that she could dip into them. She should drown in them if you ask me. Hulk's lawyer asked Linda to show proof that she's going broke. Um. Just look at her. That's a broke down, used up bitch if I ever saw one.
In addition to the 40 grand a month, Hulk also pays for repairs and maintenance to the home. He refused to pay for cable TV, window washing, their security system and pest control. Oh, that's where the $40k a month is going. Imagine how much it costs to keep the fleas, scabies, crabs, roaches, maggots and silverfish off of this skank!
Hulk also told the court that Linda recently dropped $14,000 on plastic surgery. The surgeon forgot to do one very important surgery: he forgot to sew her mouth shut. Shit. Sew all Hogan's mouths shut.
You know, I think we're all going to laugh until we queef in 5 years when Linda is really broke, because her 19-year-old fug toy ran off with all her money. And then we're going to gag on our own vomit after watching the sex tape she'll "leak" to drum up some cash. Ugh. That's totally going to happen.
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As a mom who had to serve Hamburger Helper with no Hamburger,this stuff really chaps my ass. I just loved telling my non-child-supported daugter that we were having "Helper" for dinner.
What was worse was the next night when it was "Leftover Helper."
Um Alec, is Billy with you?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I hope Stephan Bladwin hasnt gotten loose. I dont need all that god and dumbassery running around here blessing shit today.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OMG!!! Alec Baldwin in da house!!!!
*Girls, do these jeans make me look fat?*
"Hi Alec!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Wait...Top Ramen isn't a balanced diet?
MK is kidding right? Her BF is 19??!!
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She needs the money to keep the young boys around! Once the money's gone she'll be taking Tawny Kitane's (sp?) left overs.
That means it's a matter of time before she cougars her way onto or hosts a Reality show.
Bret Michaels is gonna have to do a cougar contest.
I thought they were getting sued and were broke....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
40k a month????? Bitch please, Let's keep it real..you look like a cheap ho! WTF are you doing with all that money? Sure ain't spending it on descent clothes and a good look...
I guess supporting a 19-year old golddigger cost a lot of money. What a loser family and they are all fugly! One by one! Like really soooooooooooo not hot, it almost hurts my eyes.
Hulk Hogan : former 80's hero going bald (let go of the bandana, you're not fooling anyone). Loves white blonde trash and serious mother-daughter-girlfriend Sigmund Freud-like issues.
Linda Hogan: Ugly woman nobody wants except the golddiggers. (Britney, please be aware, this can be you in 20 years).
Brooke Hogan: Damn she got to many (male) hormones going on in that body! Dude looks like a girl! Oh sorry, girl looks like a dude! And dumb as hell too.
The other and biggest loser Hogan: Fucked up his friends life and expect sympathy...Get the fuck out! Another loser without destiny. Just clueless.
Its the L.O.S.E.R. family!
Edgar Winter is looking pretty good for his age. He has really beefed up his pecs.
Good news, ESE! I can report that the government labs are at this very moment putting the finishing touches on a unique new weapon that will eradicate people like this while leaving the surrounding population and infrastructure unharmed. It's called the Douchetron Bomb and before I leave office on Jan. 20 I will have the government detonate these in all major US cities.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i want to eradicate this entire family... oh, and all the friends/cohorts/significant others of this entire family... yep, that's all i got
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The entire Hogan family is trash. Linda seems to be the trashiest one. Lemme guess, the minute that Terry is late with her alimony, she's calling her lawyer and trying to get the ex into court.
And she's using that $40K to party with kids who are 1/3 of her age, so she can validate herself as some young, hot chick. Not the 60-year old, fat skank who'll be pushing out porn videos when her alimony runs dry.
I'm Rosa, a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.
Hulk also told the court that Linda recently dropped $14,000 on plastic surgery. The surgeon forgot to do one very important surgery: he forgot to sew her mouth shut.
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And Linda forgot to drop a brick on her head.
For fucks sake, $40,000 a MONTH! Yeah my heart bleeds.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by james12 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:24pm.
are they billionaires or what?!
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
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james12, in the words of Charlie Manson:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SLUT. FUCK ANY OF THIS SHIT.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Mk, I fear that sex tape will leak a lot sooner than in 5 years!
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are they billionaires or what?!
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
Ok it must be they are predicting her years to live and it's being distributed over those years instead of a lump sum, maybe? So she doesn't blow it all at once. I think that I have it now, I guess.
My dumbass read this as 40 k a YEAR earlier on TMZ and I was like, yeah that isn't much for divorcing Hulk Hogan, what's up with that? I'd be asking for more too if I was a bitter woman. Now I see the difference, my question is how long does he pay it. I'm not up on these things, sounds like it's permanent but that can't be. If that's so, why didn't Hulk's lawyer insist on a flat rate? I have no clue on why she gets paid monthly instead of one flat fee like other divorced people.
I guess the disgusting pig never thought about getting off her fat plastic ass and making her own money.
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Submitted by doodlewhore on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:01pm.
Chrissy Snow on steroids.
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Holy shit doodlewhore, you nailed it!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Chrissy Snow on steroids.
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All the Hogan are gross, I wish they would just go away for good.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Old. Ugly. Bitch.
She looks like one those bored housewives who does porn part time on the Naughty America website.She fits the profile.If she needs a part time job...
Wek, what's to be expected? Anyone actually thought she was money savvy? Everyone knows she has no idea what a CD or Money Market account stands for so give her the damn money. He married her and helped make her the monster she is now. He should pay.
Mike, american cheese melts pretty well. Government C heese on the other hand....
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Give her more more more! Eventually she'll turn out like FanFace (the Korean chick)
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
One word: Backfat
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Laurel and Hardy Dancing to the Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
Spend it like there's no tomorrow Linda. Buy everything twice and smile. :>
$14,000 buys a hell of a lot of olive oil...hehehe..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I hate both her and her ex, but I find her even more repulsive for some reason.
Submitted by No Words on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:45pm.
100 percent pure, unadulterated TRASH. The Hogans rival the Spears clan in hillbilly behavior.
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Especially, Nick and Brooke.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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100 percent pure, unadulterated TRASH. The Hogans rival the Spears clan in hillbilly behavior.
Who would've thought that trashy would cost so much to maintain...?
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Lighten up, Francis.
Submitted by ♥ on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:46pm.
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No wonder I feel so at home here. The hot sluts on my Xmas list this year are getting my best finds from the Goodwill.
That said, I wouldn't accept $40,000 a month if it meant I had to screw Terry Bollea.
My self-respect does not have that kind of price tag.
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Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
She's just as rotten as the Hulk. I wish they would go away and take their funny looking kids with them.
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Oye...I totally agree!!! That stupid Hoe needs to get her lips sealed with a sodering iron!!! Then soaked in boiling metal....to secure that nothing will seep out of her toxic body!! Linda..and the whole crab clan needs to just change their names and move to Mars...only thing is they will still be them!!!!
I saw at TMZ that she also wants Terry to pay for her love-puppy's sailor school.
OMG! She's a real gem.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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What an evil cunt.
What a fucking waste of air, space, flesh, everything that whole family is. Trash. Degenerates.
That really just turned my stomach.
I was eating a tasty Culver's butterburger too. Boo.
I despise these idiots.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I think they started working on scams to protect their assetss from the minute their loser son basically killed that guy. the bollea clan sucks. why don't they go away?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:46pm.
If I may? RANT ALERT.
*Ahem*
How can this stupid, spoiled, twat NOT survive on $40,000 A MONTH? I make that in a year!
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Seriously! A few months of her "Alimony" would make me feel like I won the frickin' lotto! Disgusting, greedy and wasteful.
40K is what I make in 3 friggin' years, on Disability. Before I became too ill to work, I was a social worker for the county (I think coming back was referring to someone in my former position, when s/he used to babble about calling the county...I dealt with that all the time) I didn't make 40K a year, with that job. These rich skanks make me sick.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
If I may? RANT ALERT.
*Ahem*
How can this stupid, spoiled, twat NOT survive on $40,000 A MONTH? I make that in a year!
Team NONE of the Hogans. They all stink on ice.
MMMMMMMM Backfat and Fake Boobs, what a lovely combo.
This bitch needs to go away. She can take her tranny daughter, irresponsible son, and 19 year old male tramp with her.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:20pm.
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Thanks EvilShoe! Was that pic taken a while ago? Cuz if so, she seems to be wearing the same dress in the pic today. Escandoloso!
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Submitted by mike: "I STILL think the divorce is a scam to divert some money from any possible lawsuits in the name of the kid their loser of a son helped maim."
Oh yeah. I wouldn't put it past those scum.
So God bless the goods we was given
And God bless the u. s. of a.
And God bless our standard of livin'
Let's keep it that way
And we'll all have a good time
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:20pm.
MK is kidding right? Her BF is 19??!!
You haven't seen him? http://www.dlisted.com/node/26288
He went to school with twit and twat.
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Dick happens! - MK