Linda Hogan Wants More, More, More!
It takes a lot of money too look like a ran over piece of trash, because Linda Hogan wants more of it! Hulk Hogan is currently paying her gutter garbage ass $40,000 a month in temporary alimony, but she's whining that it's not enough and she's going poor. Meanwhile, some broke bitches are trying to make balanced meals out of Top Ramen, popcorn, white rice and ketchup packets from McDonald's.
Linda dragged Hulk into court on Thursday and asked a judge to unfreeze their assets, so that she could dip into them. She should drown in them if you ask me. Hulk's lawyer asked Linda to show proof that she's going broke. Um. Just look at her. That's a broke down, used up bitch if I ever saw one.
In addition to the 40 grand a month, Hulk also pays for repairs and maintenance to the home. He refused to pay for cable TV, window washing, their security system and pest control. Oh, that's where the $40k a month is going. Imagine how much it costs to keep the fleas, scabies, crabs, roaches, maggots and silverfish off of this skank!
Hulk also told the court that Linda recently dropped $14,000 on plastic surgery. The surgeon forgot to do one very important surgery: he forgot to sew her mouth shut. Shit. Sew all Hogan's mouths shut.
You know, I think we're all going to laugh until we queef in 5 years when Linda is really broke, because her 19-year-old fug toy ran off with all her money. And then we're going to gag on our own vomit after watching the sex tape she'll "leak" to drum up some cash. Ugh. That's totally going to happen.
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Who could possibly survive on a 40,000 a month budget? The Hogans disgust me in every way.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:17pm.
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We didn't have any bread!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
"Imagine how much it costs to keep the fleas, scabies, crabs, roaches, maggots and silverfish off of this skank!"
Hahahaa! No shit there!
Yaya, they should sew them all together, tie 'em in a bow, and throw 'em in the deep blue sea. ♫
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You know, I think we're all going to laugh until we queef in 5 years when Linda is really broke, because her 19-year-old fug toy ran off with all her money. And then we're going to gag on our own vomit after watching the sex tape she'll "leak" to drum up some cash. Ugh. That's totally going to happen.
Brilliant!
With any luck, we'll all be living in more prosperous circumstances too.
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MK is kidding right? Her BF is 19??!!
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sheesh ... my yearly salary, after taxes, doesn't even COME CLOSE to that much money, yet I support myself and my college-attending daughter.
Speaking of college-age kids, I think it's disgusting that she's f***ing a guy her kids' age. These people (and a ton of celebrities, IMHO) need to get a REAL life.
The writing and analysis in posts like this confirm for me that Michael K is the funniest human being on the planet.
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:05pm.
Dude,yesterday I made an english muffin w/american cheese melted on it and dipped it in salsa.That was good but kinda like a ghetto pizza!
Dunno, the English muffin and the salsa kinda bougified it. Next time try a slice of Wonder bread and some ketchup, preferably Hunt's.
Looks like Rosie in the background.
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Dick happens! - MK
She had plastic surgery???? Didn't it take?
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"$40,000 a month in temporary alimony"
TEMPORARY alimony? WTF is going to be the PERMANENT alimony? Holy crap! Greedy biotch, learn to budget and clip coupons and if worse comes to worst you can always ransack the couch cushions for some loose change (or rifle through your giant ass thong collection for dollar bills, HO).
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:09pm.
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It was deli sliced VERRY thin and then I squished it really hard on the hot english muffin(outta the toaster)
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:05pm.
Dude,yesterday I made an english muffin w/american cheese melted on it and dipped it in salsa.That was good but kinda like a ghetto pizza!
I didn't think American cheese melted?
I STILL think the divorce is a scam to divert some money from any possible lawsuits in the name of the kid their loser of a son helped maim.
I love a nasty divorce. Humankind at its finest.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Whatever, skank. I am hypnotized by the hot bitch with the camera.
This family is busted up and broken. Why we cared in the first place is a mystery...I REALLY don't give a flying f**k now! Let the pests get her, she is a dumbass, her kids are bigger rejects!
***I would like an order of Rojo Caliente, with a side of Chola please!***
Dude,yesterday I made an english muffin w/american cheese melted on it and dipped it in salsa.That was good but kinda like a ghetto pizza!
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I