Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Rhi's Taking Beyonce's song too far.. IF I WERE A BOY.
I can't wait until Rhianna's lil "It girl" spell wares off the nation.That way she could retire to {nobody gives a damn any more }Ville and take Chris Brown's a** with her.
Melanie looks expired. And not like the kind of Pop Tart expired that you can still eat a few months later. More like 2 year old milk expired.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Over 600 comments on Melanie? Angelina has to do something to top this.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:30pm.
I just heard the residents say that a streak flashed across the town and then the entire town was blinded by a white light. As I recall the last time that happened in Canada, you were doing cartwheels....pantiless.
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Well it's true Slutts, the sun *does* shine outta my arse.
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@Sluttsville, that's one of the most hilarious things i've ever read! omg, aHAhahaaaaahaha! Wait, did I fall asleep reading while stoned again?! Nope! Still funny :))
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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
Melanie looks totally weird, you're right, MK. RiRi's look is trying too hard to be...what...Prince? She looks so fake too...where is this anyway?
Your face!
Whoa! Did some of you stay up all night?
G'afternoon, btw!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:58am.
Yes, it was Martha Wash of the Weather Girls, 'It's Raining Men' fame.
*denying I've ever heard of "It's Raining Men"*
She looks much better - good for her
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:53am.
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Morning! Yes, it was Martha Wash of the Weather Girls, 'It's Raining Men' fame.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:25am.
Things that make you go....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Dtfi3VkiU
That was good, IG. Don't think I ever saw that back then. The funny thing is, the woman who actually sang the chorus is probably 300# and, umm, somewhat less hot than the one who lips it. Wasn't C+C infamous for that?
"Busted microwave face"?
Oh my jeebus I love you MK.
Good night, all you evil sex hookers.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:20pm.
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Well I take exception to the adjectives *big* *huge* and *unbelievably big and huge*!!!
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Joe, I didn't hear those words, I just heard the residents say that a streak flashed across the town and then the entire town was blinded by a white light. As I recall the last time that happened in Canada, you were doing cartwheels....pantiless.
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Well it's true Slutts, the sun *does* shine outta my arse.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
YIKES! Her body looks fine for her age but her face could look A LOT better if she put the needle to rest. She's done too much in such a little time to her face.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Melanie doesn't look too horrible, actually. Her bod still looks ok and all. As for RiRi, she reminds me of Prince circa 1984. Good morning dlisters!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Where's the Teef?!
I'll bet Antonio's ex-wife laughs her ass off every time she sees a picture of Melanie.
Although Melanie is a fish - aka "str8 female" - she looks like fun and we might get along as sisters.
( maybe we could talk her into 'sharing' her husband with us for about 30 minutes!)
SANDBITCH!!
Come back! I am crushed that I missed you. So glad you survived the storms. While you were out surfing your tsunami I got an avie. For you, Luv, for you.
I woulda been here last night, but had a hot date.
xoxo.
Hope to catch up with you soon.
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:14am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:11am.
*blows kisses* I might be back later. Can't say. Have a good night Sandbitch ;)
---> Enjoy your stir fried koala. Catch ya laters.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:11am.
*blows kisses* I might be back later. Can't say. Have a good night Sandbitch ;)
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
@2c And new p/shop? YEEE HAAARRR!! I'll see you tomorrow night, yeah? We can have us a p/shop parteh.
==>Righto then, you're on. I also got a 750 gigawhatsit hard drive and more memory. What a GEEK!
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:00am.
UPDATE- Apparently my status is still intact, and I could rise to the ranks of the great Camille Grammar. I just got an email where he said he's blown away by me. I had "the girls" out tonight in full force so I guess that helped!
===> Did I hear someone say BLING!?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:04am.
2c - I just popped on for a quick look and saw y'all calling my name :)
We got caned in those storms. Fortunately I still have my roof but I got a lot of clearing up to do outside. The roof got ripped off the local pub on Thursday night.
The good bit of news is that while the power was off I got my puter pimped up. And the latest version of photoshop!!! Yehaaaarh
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I saw your post here after I emailed...glad you is OK. Too bad for the pub though :(
And new p/shop? YEEE HAAARRR!! I'll see you tomorrow night, yeah? We can have us a p/shop parteh.
Yipeee! *runs around wif undies on head*
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
2c - I just popped on for a quick look and saw y'all calling my name :)
We got caned in those storms. Fortunately I still have my roof but I got a lot of clearing up to do outside. The roof got ripped off the local pub on Thursday night.
The good bit of news is that while the power was off I got my puter pimped up. And the latest version of photoshop!!! Yehaaaarh
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:00am.
You go gettem girl! Dig dat gold! Hope he looks Clooneylikeish. Is dat a word?
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Loves your little man... hehe. He's cool!
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
UPDATE- Apparently my status is still intact, and I could rise to the ranks of the great Camille Grammar. I just got an email where he said he's blown away by me. I had "the girls" out tonight in full force so I guess that helped!
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 4:55am.
Two Ceeeeeeeeentttts????
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Bitch I sent you an email...youtube style. I just checked to see if you been in and whattayaknow. I can't stay though. Late dinner!
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Two Ceeeeeeeeentttts????
I am going to try to rectify my situation or I'll be on the level of Robot Call Girl. I appreciate all my sluts on here who tell it like it is!
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:47am.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDBITCH!!!!!!!!!??????
===>Did someone call out mah name?
I'm getting really tired of Rhianna fucking Manson.
Go back to squawking your prepubescent fucking bubblegum anthems and stop trying to be all dark and profound and shit.
Gawd. I hate when all these MTV generation pop tart divas attempt being all alternative and goth and shit.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Sheeps,
Alls I knows is that mah Bucks kickd ARSE!!!
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I'd like to ask you from the start
If you could pull me out of the dark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uCuL62KUz4
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:25am.
you don't have to be committed to hang out on dlisted...but it helps!!!!
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You're up awfully late! Even the puppies are asleep.
Finished Harriet, they added the first chapter of the next book at the end so I thought I had a lot more to read than I did. Ended too soon!!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:25am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:18am.
this place takes a commitment eh?
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you don't have to be committed to hang out on dlisted...but it helps!!!!
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Amen! I've chewed through a few restraints and eaten my own feces to be able to post here with my hands behind my back. Powa to the people!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:18am.
this place takes a commitment eh?
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you don't have to be committed to hang out on dlisted...but it helps!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:18am.
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Things that make you go....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Dtfi3VkiU
PS... I have no idea if this has anything to do with your situation, it just reminded me of it. And now I feel like dancing. :)
DOOD. Clueless, how could you be so careless? God!
i'd be happy to explain...I just broke up with my boyfriend of a year and a half and had met someone who isnt what i typically date as far as looks but who makes serious bling. he told me that he had just started dating someone else who is about 20 years older than me, too. i agreed to go out with him and was very cocky all night....then i drank a whole bottle of wine and got silly and actually explained to him my whole gold digger/ trophy wife theory. i totally had it in the bag before i mentioned this. anyway, at the end of the date he didnt even kiss me and just said that he wanted to go out again but was going to see who he'd prefer to continue with, me or the other woman.
to be continued....
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:08am.
I brought shame to all gold diggers tonight and am sorry I failed you all. That is all.
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What did you do? Unless you don't want to tell, in which case, feel free to tell me to mind my own business. I am dying of cyber-curiousity. :)
I brought shame to all gold diggers tonight and am sorry I failed you all. That is all.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
It's 8.27 am now where I live, just got home.
Surprisingly not drunk as I expected....anyways..RiRi, my beautiful caribean forehead princess can do no wrong....always hot!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDBITCH!!!!!!!!!???????
Not just happy hour, I'm talking about a football game, happy hour and then crazy friend time! Woooo go Tigers! Ok, but we lost.
Stoney? You hor! Were you out on the happy hour?
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:18am.
this place takes a commitment eh?
It's hard to know how far you should read backwards. i get dizzy doing that.
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Damn, I tried but now my eyes are crossing. I give up. Have you heard from Sandbitch? I is worried about her cos there's violent storms goin on round her parts. She be tough and all, but still.
Heya stoney, you don't look like you can see straight either!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Oh good to know you're so lively. BYE!
TITS! Bitch, you got my back in here? I'm a day bitch, I don't know this drunk night crew. But I can breathe on them right now and they'd pass out.
WTF. 600+ comments! Gah!
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this place takes a commitment eh?
It's hard to know how far you should read backwards. i get dizzy doing that.
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