Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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What is that growing off the top of RiRi's head? That is frightening and she looks like she has devil eyes in that last picture... She is scary...
Thanks, TITS, but you need to stop looking in my bedroom window.
"A binturong has a face like a cat's and a body like a bear's, long, shaggy black hair, stiff white whiskers, and a prehensile tail that is as long as its body."
I do NOT have stiff white whiskers.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:08am.
IG! When I changed my guest bedroom sheets today I smelled popcorn as well. Odd, isn't it?
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Are you harbouring Binturongs?
What are they like as guests - I bet they leave the bathroom in a state!
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WTF. 600+ comments! Gah!
I thought I knew most hanimals, but dis is new to me. Thought it was gonna be like a dugong. I WANT ONE!! Nah, on second thoughts...can you imaging the hair in your bathtub drain.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-binturong.html
iggy - red wine is a waste without 2bb's.
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BALLOONS!
TITS, what in the name of sweet fuckery are Binturongs? Inquiring minds and all that.
PS... still no 2 bites.
IG! When I changed my guest bedroom sheets today I smelled popcorn as well. Odd, isn't it?
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Are you harbouring Binturongs?
What are they like as guests - I bet they leave the bathroom in a state!
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:49am.
Awwwwwww, Angel. You leavin' too. The one night when I have some time to myself and, and, and...*cry* lol. Okayyyyyy. Sweet dreams, puddin' pop. Love ya! :)
And neither does this one! Ha!
Good Night, JohnBoy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:42am.
Geez, scrolling down for a good minute you wouldn't know what this post was about.
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-And, you're post didn't exactly help either. ;p
Geez, scrolling down for a good minute you wouldn't know what this post was about.
Oops! Night Sibsi! *SmOOCH*
Night DeeDee, Night IG, Night John Boy, Night Elizabeth [I hope that covers everyone]! *MUAH*
Good night, all you evil sex hookers. ♥♥
G'night, NitWitty!
Think I'm headed to bed as well.
Thanks for a fun Saturday evening, everyone!
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My other gig
My other hangout
I'm out too. Goodnight mah Dlister lovelies. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Later, tater. xoxo
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19am.
Okay, sex hookers. Heidi Klum just called and apparently, "I'm oot.
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Strangely, I find myself muttering this under my breath all the time now in a bad Heidi Klum: "are you in or you out?" So bizarre.
Nite, Nitty(;x)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Nighters, Nit! You hottay! *MUAH* Sweet dreams and happy vibe times!
Nite Nite Moonpie! Me love you long times. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
Hey IG, is your AV dancing to this song?
Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
Mani, that's brilliant.
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HWAT!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Nite, Nittay!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:16am.
Sure, like you don't call a quickie a Jiffy Pop.
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I never said, a girl doesn't have needs.. g'night, Mr. Funny ass!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19am.
Sure, like you don't call a quickie a Jiffy Pop.
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Haha! Jinx!
Crap. If this happens to me a third time tonight I'm on a roll. haha
Okay, sex hookers. Heidi Klum just called and apparently, "I'm oot." Have fun and thanks for the laughs tonight!!! xoxoxoxo
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:14am.
You shoudn't have slept with Orville Redenbacher.
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You'd think that would be the lesser of two evils until you came face to face with the tin foiled jiffy pop oven top popcorn from hell. That shit NEVER popped right...always burnt on the bottom. Good times.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:16am.
Sure, like you don't call a quickie a Jiffy Pop.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:14am.
You shoudn't have slept with Orville Redenbacher
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Or my guest shouldn't have. That's what I'm saying.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:09am.
IG! When I changed my guest bedroom sheets today I smelled popcorn as well. Odd, isn't it?
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You shoudn't have slept with Orville Redenbacher.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Oh fuck.
That is all.
IG! When I changed my guest bedroom sheets today I smelled popcorn as well. Odd, isn't it?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
IG, I'll shut up when you come ovah here and give me the sex hooker back scratches I deserve.
*lifting shirt*
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Dee, you need to shut up before I get evicted. Seriously, I am roaring laughing. STFU!! ♥
IG! ♥ Well you won't be a Texan for long if I don't move out from upstairs. I can't help myself. I like to practice my karate "staff" moves while in the bath.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
Hey IG, is your AV dancing to this song?
Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
Mani, that's brilliant.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:57pm.
TITS and Dot.... Heehee, I made popcorn earlier and I forgot to throw away the bag. I do not have anal fungus! *shifts uncomfortably on chair*
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Is that a "prep H" shift? lol
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:56pm.
Anal fungus smells like popcorn? Where do you get your truffles from to know that?
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Kind Sir, that's FLUFFLE to you! [Side note: I've never had the luxury of tasting a truffle yet a nd I'm terrible curious...that and good caviar].
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:57pm.
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All of the above. :)
Aren't all cheerleaders suppose to be gifted in the TT region?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:53pm.
I think the TT cheerleaders are hwat and should be blowing Sheeps right now.
P.S. I happen to have it on good authority that Canadian transplants to Texas adapt better than most!
That's either a complete non sequitur or the best news all night.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
TITS and Dot.... Heehee, I made popcorn earlier and I forgot to throw away the bag. I do not have anal fungus! *shifts uncomfortably on chair*
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:54pm.
Anal fungus smells like popcorn? Where do you get your truffles from to know that?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
DeeDee, I think I just pissed mahself. I are Texan. :)
Nite, Le Tigre. You bery funny.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:50pm.
And why do I keep smelling popcorn? Am I having a stroke? Don't answer that.
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Anal fugus or foot fungus can often smell like popcorn [not the worst odors thank goodness]. The fungi smorgusborgusbogusai is a fungal condition that often harbors in butt cheek folds or under toe-nails. Once this fungus sets in, the only cure is...
MORE COW BELL!
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:53pm.
No! The electrical burns only make it more edifying for me. Plus, that's how I get mah hairs nice and curly.
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Damn, I thought it was just the humidity.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
Wait, is Del Rio in Texas?
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It was in Texas, when it was won, the motto was "Remember the Alamo". Last week when it was given back to Mexico, the motto changed to "Remember the Canadian with the limping donkey".
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:50pm.
This is arguably off-topic on a Melanie Griffith/plastic surgery thread, but Texas Tech blows.
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And in Sheeps speak that means: I think the TT cheerleaders are hwat and should be blowing Sheeps right now.
P.S. I happen to have it on good authority that Canadian transplants to Texas adapt better than most!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:50pm.
Damn Dee, aren't you scared about using your laptop while in the bathtub?
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No! The electrical burns only make it more edifying for me. Plus, that's how I get mah hairs nice and curly.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Holy Fuck! I'm thinking mushed peas and creamed corn are her vegetables of choice. Bitch looks severely OVERdone.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:49pm.
Hey IG, is your AV dancing to this song?
Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
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BWAHAHAHA, where did you find that? I know where, maybe a better question would be why? LOVE IT!!