Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Nitty.....eeeeuuuuuwwwwww....lmao!
night BB!!!
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
I'd like to add a pearl necklace to Rihanna's collection.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:13pm.
I'm gonna work on that, as soon as I get the Beatles reunited and back on the road touring, that will be my next project...I promise!
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Would it sound heartless if I threw those two under the bus for the Beatles Lazarus reunion? OMG! I'm so gonna go topless for that shit!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:09pm.
Sheesh..Dee, guess you better take those light catchers down from your window now.
WTH? Where am I going to store all this stuff now? My sinkhole can only hold so much.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by chica robotica on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:08pm.
Melanie's mother looks waaaay better than her. But then, I guess she always did.
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You're not joking.
Just saw some pictures of her mother when she was young and wow... Melanie never looked as good as her.
I also went trolling for some photos of Paltrow's mom and she was also a knockout.
What are the chances of Gwyneth looking like she has no teef - due to some dodgy procedures - in 20 years from now?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - Yeah, I'm not sure that I, in all of my intellectualosity can do that cuz you know I got me a high smartitude quotient...so....I mean, just kinda take from that shit what you will...*burp, scratching tit*...
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Don't tease me with all that intellectual stuff, Tiger. You know you are like catnip to my soul.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Well, me too, then. I watch the TWC a lot. Then I read maps, too, and enjoy them. TWC sometimes has tales of winter survival, shipwrecks, etc.--like they need to spice up the weather news. hahahahaha
Here's another classic dweeb weatherman named Howard Sheckter in Mammoth Lakes, CA. He's a hoot: http://www.mammothweather.com/
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Nite Sibs, [ and WELCOME!!!!] Slutts~
Hey Hoffers, sorry I missed ya!
xoxoxoxo,
BBitch
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:13pm.
Wait, you still have that whole "peace in the Middle East" thing you were working on, too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:09pm.
Slutts, are planning on bottling your Homeopathic Panty Pudding? I'll be there's a market out there...
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I sell the crust really cheap! Her mother doesn't charge me for doing her laundry so I can get you a great deal. I used to sell the sun catchers pretty cheap, but those dreams are no more, PSL. Talk to DeeDee though, I think she's got a few sun catchers that she'd be willing to part with.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:40pm.
The above was from a medical text, so please excuse all the medical jargon, but you get the idea.
hahahahaha. I'm gonna need that dumbed down a little.
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Yeah, I'm not sure that I, in all of my intellectualosity can do that cuz you know I got me a high smartitude quotient...so....I mean, just kinda take from that shit what you will...*burp, scratching tit*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Slutts needs to bring DDD and Petite back. I actually liked both of them. *sigh*
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I'm gonna work on that, as soon as I get the Beatles reunited and back on the road touring, that will be my next project...I promise!
Nite, beechez!
Quick? Who's quick? What part of "non-drowsy" did the pharmacist not understand?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:08pm.
Doncha wish you could say everything in a Stewie Griffin voice?
boss: Tigerlilly, you're late...
TL (in SG voice)...Yes, I realize that. Indeed I am late, that is not in dispute, however, the talk around the water cooler as to whether you are an ass muncher is...Care to clarify? I didn't think so, I'll be in my uncomfortably cramped cubicle should you need me...
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*SG voice* I've seen bigger cubicles in Lois's freezer.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:08pm.
Now do Stewie as a tiger who's late for work!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Slutts, are planning on bottling your Homeopathic Panty Pudding? I'll be there's a market out there...
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:01pm.
I fear ESE has left us again for his PYT. =)
Mrs K.,
Your reluctance at using the word "awesome" reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit...I'll whore myself for Eddie again...check him out. *wink wink*
CTH!!!
I am so glad i have a Seth fan here wiff me!!! OMG!!! Right!
off to view family guy!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:04pm.
hey, never kid a kidder
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smooches all!!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:06pm.
Hold on my little Samro, don't be getting all jealous. You get to do the laundry for free because my panty pudding is considered homeopathic and will cure all that ails you.
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Well, I guess you'll be getting that shit back a lot quicker now. I thought I had to wait for it to form crystals to pray to first. Sheesh..Dee, guess you better take those light catchers down from your window now.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:07pm.
So hey, I'm going upstairs to humor Pudge, but I just wanna say, if anyone needs a place to sit on Thanksgiving my face is available.
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Hahahaha, and I thought you said that to only Alec Baldwin.
Melanie's mother looks waaaay better than her. But then, I guess she always did.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:52pm.
she's so gross..
"Stewie Griffen voice"
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Doncha wish you could say everything in a Stewie Griffin voice?
boss: Tigerlilly, you're late...
TL (in SG voice)...Yes, I realize that. Indeed I am late, that is not in dispute, however, the talk around the water cooler as to whether you are an ass muncher is...Care to clarify? I didn't think so, I'll be in my uncomfortably cramped cubicle should you need me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:01pm.
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Goodnight Balenciaga.
Olive Garden?!?!
Mama mia, now *that's* Italian.
Seriously, you guys are so funny...quick, mercurially quick.
So hey, I'm going upstairs to humor Pudge, but I just wanna say, if anyone needs a place to sit on Thanksgiving my face is available.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:04pm.
Her mouth is shaped like that for a reason?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:02pm.
I wonder how it feels to look in the mirror and see Ed Mcmahon. She looks older than her age.
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How'd you know I say: Here's Johnny! Every morning when I wake up? I thought DeeDee and Slutty were the only ones with live feeds to my bathroom!?!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:59pm.
Mrs. K, don't let her mom pull that ten bux shit with you. She lets me do her laundry for free.
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Hold on my little Samro, don't be getting all jealous. You get to do the laundry for free because my panty pudding is considered homeopathic and will cure all that ails you.
Mrs K!!!
Martin and Lewis!!! Mr. Wooowy! Mr. Woowy!! Good times!!!!!!!!!!!
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G'night, Balenciaga!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:53pm.
*OK, Mrs. Slutts Mom, how my doin'? Can I have my ten bucks now?*
I KID!!!! Sluttsville rawks.
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You better get that ten dollars fast. Otherwise Slutty will spend it on Acai berries and I'm the one who has to share the third row seat with her. Can you say Diarrhea times?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Melanie looks like a clone of Meg Ryan. Both have unmovable plastic flammable faces.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:59pm.
Antonio Banderas still loves her because her face is like rich corinthian leather.
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Well, add a little glove oil and it's a win win situation. She can catch a pop fly and he can....well, yano where I'm going with this.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Yeah, she's great, but she's no Mrs. K. ;0)
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAJXtLTasQg&feature=related
When Comedy was King.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
I wonder how it feels to look in the mirror and see Ed Mcmahon. She looks older than her age.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:53pm.
*OK, Mrs. Slutts Mom, how my doin'? Can I have my ten bucks now?*
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Mrs. K, stop that, don't stop, no, really..you're making me blush. Here's your 10 bucks, plus a gift certificate from the Olive Garden, and a wine cube from the finest vineyard in Arkansas.
Thank you too angel_i, I'm out of money, so you'll have to share Mrs. K's rewards; don't worry though, she can't get far with the wine, I'm giving you the tap to the box.
I fear ESE has left us again for his PYT. =)
Mrs K.,
Your reluctance at using the word "awesome" reminds me of an Eddie Izzard skit...I'll whore myself for Eddie again...check him out. *wink wink*
CTH!!!
I am so glad i have a Seth fan here wiff me!!! OMG!!! Right!
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TITS...
"FUCK TITS" isnt taken yet...change your ID.
Im watching this fucking Caylee Anthony case on NANCY CUNT TEETH GRACE...
I wish i could get with that whore of a mom of hers and give her the same she gave to her fucking kid.
Sonny is having a sleepover...Nite Horz~ Keep it rollin!
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
Ugly Betty was so good that first day.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Slutts needs to bring DDD and Petite back. I actually liked both of them. *sigh*
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did you fall off the wagon?
just kidding.....
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
Antonio Banderas still loves her because her face is like rich corinthian leather.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:50pm.
Slutty, sometimes it feels like my brain shorts out when read your posts. And I mean that as a compliment:)
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RIGHT, I KNOW!!!
Slutts is awesome, which is not a word I use lightly or often.
*OK, Mrs. Slutts Mom, how my doin'? Can I have my ten bucks now?*
I KID!!!! Sluttsville rawks.
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Mrs. K, don't let her mom pull that ten bux shit with you. She lets me do her laundry for free.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Clarisse and Mrs. K, yup, I love Etsy too!
Thanks for that shop's link, btw. I'm always amazed at what can be found there.
And angel, I definitely agree with you about why alternative medicine is suppressed and dismissed as bogus.
I just got done watching a Youtube video about this dude curing cancer w/ hemp seed oil in Canada too - Run away from the Cure is the name of the doc - which made me sad to see this option being taken away from people who could use it. But since I tend to be a glass half full kind of person usually, it also makes me happy to know there's a treatment that might work too.
On a more superficial note, I just noticed how pretty Alien Princess' eyes are.
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Now, let's find a silver lining for those of us DListed Sluts who is po' ho's...AT LEAST WE CAN NEVER AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE THAT...Bitch look like Mickey Rourke's plasticized sister! Fuck that shit! AW, HELL NAW...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Slutts needs to bring DDD and Petite back. I actually liked both of them. *sigh*
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:52pm.
I saw her on Ugly Betty.
SHUDDAP, there was nothing else on and we don't have cable!!!
She sure is a pretty pretty girl.
Smart, too.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:48pm.
There used to be a weatherman in Philly named "Hurricane" Schwartz. Is that him? Old, bowtie, senile....?
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I just looked up "Hurricane" Schwartz and he is a different guy. I know. I am a dork.
She's officially less attractive than Andy Griffith.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
ESE,
Yes your ying or is it yang??? is here.
Yeah Angel, went and got a job, complicates EVERYTHING. Ha, Kanye in training. :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:50pm.
Slutty, sometimes it feels like my brain shorts out when read your posts. And I mean that as a compliment:)
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RIGHT, I KNOW!!!
Slutts is awesome, which is not a word I use lightly or often.
*OK, Mrs. Slutts Mom, how my doin'? Can I have my ten bucks now?*
I KID!!!! Sluttsville rawks.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.