Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Sulfuric acid... it's not just used for phosphate fertilizers anymore... of course, Melanie does look like shit so... not sure where i'm going with this
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Hey Sibisi--
I buy stiff from etsy all the time.
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http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5030155
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:26pm.
thank you angel. I don't feel like arguing a point right now.
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Hey - no sweat. I'm verbose and all;p
And I was just thinking, actually - yeah: I have thought about that cockblock; I've thought about it a whole lot with regards to holistic living. It has to do with consumerism. If we live holistically, it's pretty simple and basic and doesn't require us to buy, buy, buy because it's all right there. I've thought about it with things like: I use olive oil and egg white to style my hair. It's perfect: shiny, curly and not hard. And it's right in my kitchen. It's a littel more complicated but I have a system now and it's no big thing. Those kinds of things are not widely advertised because they don't sell anything. Just sayin'. Did I mention that I'm home sick? *sniffle*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Oh, good God, Nitty, I've been on DListed for years now, do you think my brain is any less itchy??? LET'S GET IT ON!!!
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OMG! Thanks, Tiger. Now I can tell the CDC where I got it from! Remind me to forward this to DeeDee and Slutty. *winces*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
OMG! I'm such a dooftard! I finally figured it out! Some asshat, juvie prankster asked Mel to open her mouth without showing her teeth. Oldest 4th grade joke in the book. Doy! *slaps self*
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Really? I had to fake it with her.
Maybe it's me.
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Hahahahahaha.....carazy peoples on the board tonight.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:15pm.
PSL, if crystal therapies work that would be headline stuff.
I mean.. that would be in every newspaper, and medical journal world wide. Think about it. A cheap commonly found mineral that HEALS people.
They'd be teaching it in medical schools. They'd have crystal rooms in hospitals. I could consult with a Doctor of Crystalology.
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TITS, really now...I consider myself a Doctor of Crystalology...*wiping tiger nose, grinding tiger teeth...*...Wait, are we talking about the same crystalology? *picking at tiger skin*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sheeps,
NO! The commercial said he learned Mandarin before the Olympics. Who am I to argue.
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Damn you PSL, angel and TITS for making me think about alternative medicine this late.
Wonder if reiki would work on Melanie's busted face now?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:26pm.
Mrs K.,
Now I have the Carlton dance in ma head again!?!??
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*my evil plan is working*
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:27pm.
Well, that's it. I'm done playing Miss Kitty!
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Hahahahahaha very funny Miss KittyWitty.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Mmm Nachos...I just made the best Nachos ever, I WISH I could share!
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I'm pickin up good vibrations (oom bop bop good vibrations) She's giving me excitations (oom bop bop excitations)
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:19pm.
Nittay gives great mind fuck. ♥
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Really? I had to fake it with her.
Maybe it's me.
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Just you love. She make me verbal spew everytime. Me loves Nittay. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Damn you, angel. Now I'm craving nachos, but that's way beyond my culinary skill level. *Reaches through the computer screen to grab angel's nachos*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:24pm.
AND a dirty sanchez...
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Mrs. K, I was hoping that she just needed a good upper lip waxing.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:18pm.
I read that as marital aid.
very confussing! LOL
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Well, that's it. I'm done playing Miss Kitty!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Slutts / Nitty,
I believe the term that you are looking for is "Oriental".
Mrs K.,
Now I have the Carlton dance in ma head again!?!??
DeeDee,
teee heee! I have dik on da brian. *on purpose*
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thank you angel. I don't feel like arguing a point right now.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:16pm.
AHAHAHAHAHA! You dirty, dirty, bird! You go wash that brain of yours out with soap and hot water...then come over here and mind fuck me senseless, you hot slut!
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Tiger, I've washed and washed and yet I still can't get rid of this brain itching. Do you think I should see a vet before we consumate this mess?
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Oh, good God, Nitty, I've been on DListed for years now, do you think my brain is any less itchy??? LET'S GET IT ON!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:19pm.
Nittay gives great mind fuck. ♥
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Really? I had to fake it with her.
Maybe it's me.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:18pm.
I read that as marital aid.
very confussing! LOL
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Hmmmm, never thought about James Arness doing sexi times.
Mmm Nachos...I just made the best Nachos ever, I WISH I could share!
Night, joe:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:17pm.
So what you're saying is that she went in for a lip job, but was given a boob job.
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AND a dirty sanchez...
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:03pm.
No. The Mandarin Chinese version!
What? Phelps is claiming he learned Mandarin before Beijing? I REALLY doubt that. Maybe he learned to say "taxi" and "bathroom" but I'll.... I'll.. something if he knows the characters.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Fuck TITS...I had to come back for your post about the crystals. Damn! How do you feel about acupuncture?
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:10pm.
The problem with Ismeal is that you're hungry two hours later.
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I had no idea that Ismeal was Chines.....excuse me...Asian.
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S'okay, Slutty. We all realize you're from South Carolina. We'd understand oriental.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:15pm.
PSL, if crystal therapies work that would be headline stuff.
I mean.. that would be in every newspaper, and medical journal world wide. Think about it. A cheap commonly found mineral that HEALS people.
They'd be teaching it in medical schools. They'd have crystal rooms in hospitals. I could consult with a Doctor of Crystalology.
I have had cause to visit a number of highly trained intelligent competent caring medical professionals in my day.
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I don't know too much about it myself but I did know a woman from Germany who was studying Alternative Medicine. She was my best friends' brother's girlfriend - I stayed with them a couple weeks in Vancouver, actually. I think there are programs there, in fact. Anyway - alls I know is that her schooling was just as brutal as any other Doctor I've watched being schooled and took like 7-9 years in total to complete. It's out there. I happen to believe there is a cockblock going on but I haven't thought about it enough to back that up or anything.
I DO know that "energy is key". I can't go into it any more than that cuz I'm not that person. I live it out but I can't explain it. Well, I can but it would take all day and night and then some for the way that I have come to my understandings.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
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Nite nite Jo!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrwO8b9iq34
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:16pm.
AHAHAHAHAHA! You dirty, dirty, bird! You go wash that brain of yours out with soap and hot water...then come over here and mind fuck me senseless, you hot slut!
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Tiger, I've washed and washed and yet I still can't get rid of this brain itching. Do you think I should see a vet before we consumate this mess?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:10pm.
The problem with Ismeal is that you're hungry two hours later.
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I had no idea that Ismeal was Chines.....excuse me...Asian.
Hahahaha Clarisse!
You picked a good one Tigerlilly. Nittay gives great mind fuck. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Moby had crabs once. Why do you think he wote Bodyrock? Yeah i know, just igmore me, and ignore me.
Wow, over 370 comments on a Melanie Griffith thread. Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's lips.
See ya, Joe. Ponderosa really needs to do mail order to the States. ;o)
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:12pm.
I picked up a martial art last week, it was a black velvet painting of that man from "Gunsmoke": Matt Dillon. I can pick you up one if you like; they also had one of Wyatt Earp.
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I read that as marital aid.
very confussing! LOL
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BALLOONS!
TITS, it has been 5 years. Please do not try and talk me out of something that I have found to work for me.
Fuck you very much, and good night.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:09pm.
Ooh, got some plastic surgery scoop from an iffy source. Ok, the reason why Melanie's lips look so fucked up is cuz she didn't just have fillers. Yeah they cut that shit open and pull the tissue down, then fill it..
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So what you're saying is that she went in for a lip job, but was given a boob job.
g'night, Joe. Just remember, slutty and sheeps have cameras going 24/7. Don't get in the streaking mind anytime soon.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:09pm.
Ooh, got some plastic surgery scoop from an iffy source. Ok, the reason why Melanie's lips look so fucked up is cuz she didn't just have fillers. Yeah they cut that shit open and pull the tissue down, then fill it..
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Sorry, Tiger. That's not her face lips. That's what Antonio asked to do to her low below lips
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AHAHAHAHAHA! You dirty, dirty, bird! You go wash that brain of yours out with soap and hot water...then come over here and mind fuck me senseless, you hot slut!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ismeal? Is there a Moby Dik around? I mean..not that...I...uh....no carbs right...
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PSL, if crystal therapies work that would be headline stuff.
I mean.. that would be in every newspaper, and medical journal world wide. Think about it. A cheap commonly found mineral that HEALS people.
They'd be teaching it in medical schools. They'd have crystal rooms in hospitals. I could consult with a Doctor of Crystalology.
I have had cause to visit a number of highly trained intelligent competent caring medical professionals in my day. Not one of them ever suggested rekki or cyrstals. I doubt it's because they don't want me to get better, nor do I think it's because they are under the thumb of some mega pharma co. They have recommended chiros, massage and physical therapies so they are clearly open to non-pill aids to healing.
Why do you think that is? Why isn't crystal healing taught in medical schools?
The mind is a powerful tool. It can make you sick and it can make you better.
You say you've been getting this for the past 5 months and feel a lot better. Okay. That's great. Maybe you were deficient in vitamin D. Summer just ended, you were probably outside more and got more sunshine. Maybe you've been exercising more. Change in diet? Change in laundry detergent? Maybe you moved from a place that had hidden mold? Maybe you ended a emotionally damaging relationship? Wouldn't you rather KNOW why - really truly know based upon quantifiable verifiable data as to why you feel so different than something as nebulous as crystals?
If something changed in your life that affected you to this degree - shouldn't you identify it? What if it was your laundry detergent? What if the old brand goes on sale you buy it again and start feeling like crap again? Maybe you'll get more crystal treatments and when that doesn't have the same effect, maybe ear coning or something else. Then when you change laundry detergents again you'll have a bigger regimen to keep up and be no closer to truly knowing your body.
Hope is not a business plan and faith is not a cure it's just sloppy logic.
I'm not trying to attack you or 'bring you down' so to speak, I want people to think more and accept less. Demand proof, then demand more proof.
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BALLOONS!
Have a good evening Joe, and wear panties when doing cartwheels.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:12pm.
I picked up a martial art last week, it was a black velvet painting of that man from "Gunsmoke": Matt Dillon. I can pick you up one if you like; they also had one of Wyatt Earp.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Artiste!
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:10pm.
The problem with Ismeal is that you're hungry two hours later.
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LMFAO! Yes and there are those crabs to deal with.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:06pm.
I think it's very cool you're doing that. I SO want to pick up a martial art.
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I picked up a martial art last week, it was a black velvet painting of that man from "Gunsmoke": Matt Dillon. I can pick you up one if you like; they also had one of Wyatt Earp.
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Well. It's probably too heavy. Maybe Sheeps could pick it up for me:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:09pm.
Ooh, got some plastic surgery scoop from an iffy source. Ok, the reason why Melanie's lips look so fucked up is cuz she didn't just have fillers. Yeah they cut that shit open and pull the tissue down, then fill it..
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Sorry, Tiger. That's not her face lips. That's what Antonio asked to do to her low below lips.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Yeah man. How 80's is she!?
I have this positive public service announcement tho!
With the advent of "Rock n' Roll" there came a rift larger than ever before between generations. It's sad. We can be SO ageist and it's not really helpful. It would be better if we could all hang together and exchange ideas. All this Retro stuff is cool in that way - I now have something I can discuss with teenagers and they think I'm cool! I was fucking THERE, dude! I'm still rockin' it! Pop eating itself is not necessarily the dangerous sign I though it might be.
End Happy Rant.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:06pm.
I think it's very cool you're doing that. I SO want to pick up a martial art.
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I picked up a martial art last week, it was a black velvet painting of that man from "Gunsmoke": Matt Dillon. I can pick you up one if you like; they also had one of Wyatt Earp.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:09pm.
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Just remember to chew properly. I'm outta here, just a drive-by, night!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Mel looks beat but at least her clothes are appropriate for a mornin at a cafe. As for RiRi, she's dressed like a silver crested black cockatoo...and that look only works at weddings and baby showers.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.