Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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You guys talking about miracle health drugs? Try beef jerky, it's a great cancer prevention medicine. I'm 29 years old and so far no cancer.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:28pm.
*Taking random dick out of tiger mouth*..... And what is wrong with spending your Sat. night smoking pole?
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Easy Kitty Kitty......nothing wrong with it at all. At this very minute, I'm stuffing my face with Stouffer's Animal Cookies....I know, I'm so much cheaper than MK.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:27pm.
Do you really have Patron or are you funnin'?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by Rosaqi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:38pm
well, well, what do you know? an early birdie spammer.These bitches never cease to amuse me.
Tigerlilly, care for a midnight snack?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Rosaqi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:38pm.
bend over and spread 'em, sugar tits!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Well good luck with that Rosaqi.
FUCK!!! Im having computer tourettes. Sorry PSL. Cute pic of the puppy though!!!
Im never on there, either.
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
I cannot believe that MK actually has a life and is out, ya know, doin' stuff.
Bastid.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Hahahahaha TigerLilly! You so funnay. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:19pm.
Slutts, no stimulants!
reiki in energy healing through crystals.....:)
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Scientifically proven in blind studies to rid your wallet of any overt fullness.
I hate shit like that - it's SUCH a scam. Knew a woman who used the argument ' it might work' or 'it just makes me feel better'. (eye roll)
right up there with homeopathic crap.
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Placebo is powerful medicine....I just prefer the stuff that get yo' ass FUCKED UP for reals...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey PSL, how have you been?
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
ubmitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:32pm.
Don't get me wrong, I love it. I'm a cast iron bitch 24/7. Cranky is my daily mode of operation.
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Lie-teller....I can hear you crying harder than a virgin on prom night when the puppy cam is on.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:19pm.
Have you already depleted the box wine?
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No, "I wish" (and I predicted someone would make a joke along those lines) as in I would be as happy as a pig in shit if y'all came over to my house to play. I'd laugh so much I'd prolly have to buy a new box of Depends.
HELTER SKELTER
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast, but I'm miles above you
Tell me, tell me tell me, c'mon tell me the answer
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.
Now Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, yeah ...
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
BALENCIAGA!!!! I am not on MS much right now- having issues with the site.
Clarisse, I get reiki every 3-4 months. I love it.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:26pm.
Where the fuck is MK? He must be out sucking peen for Mothers cookies.
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Pfffft, you give him too much credit, drop the last 3 words in your sentence.....what, it's Saturday night.
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*Taking random dick out of tiger mouth*....And what is wrong with spending your Sat. night smoking pole? *shoving Mothers cookie in mouf*...What, I'm taking a nob gobbler break... I'll be with you in a second...sheesh, men and they hard dicks...*picking crumbs outta tiger teef*...Ok, break's over... Sat. night sausage times....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TITS, if it didn't work for you, I am sorry. My life has dramatically improved in the almost 5 years I have been doing it, and I get it through a very good friend of mine. She is not ripping me off in any way.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:10pm.
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Chuck, you're a bit cranky tonight. Eh, that's okay. Being in jail for 35 years would make me cantankerous too.
Don't get me wrong, I love it. I'm a cast iron bitch 24/7. Cranky is my daily mode of operation.
Clarisse, what is Tickle me Emo ? Is there a Pete Wentz doll?
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:26pm.
Where the fuck is MK? He must be out sucking peen for Mothers cookies
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Yes. Craiglist date who supplies MOthers cookies.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:19pm.
Slutts, no stimulants!
reiki in energy healing through crystals.....:)
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Scientifically proven in blind studies to rid your wallet of any overt fullness.
I hate shit like that - it's SUCH a scam. Knew a woman who used the argument ' it might work' or 'it just makes me feel better'. (eye roll)
right up there with homeopathic crap.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:26pm.
Where the fuck is MK? He must be out sucking peen for Mothers cookies.
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Pfffft, you give him too much credit, drop the last 3 words in your sentence.....what, it's Saturday night.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:10pm.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SLUTS. FUCK ANY OF THIS SHIT. THERE IS NOTHING BETER IN THE GODDAMN FUCKIN WORLD THAN A FULL SIZED FUCKIN BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND LARGE FRIED FROM FUCKIN JACK OFF MCDONALDS AND A FUCKIN GODDAMN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
Everything I know about indigenous women of the rain forest I learned from National Geo.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
I will Slutts. I have a nice pair of restrains to make sure that "tall drink of water" doesn't escape. Don't forget the salt!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Where the fuck is MK? He must be out sucking peen for Mothers cookies.
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
LCT,
HA! As tempting as it is to tell the boss to eat poo and leave me alone....my cellie seems to have gone dead =)
RE: Xmas! Yeah...cannot wait for the Xmas bonus! My nephews became teenagers and the "wish list" went from Tickle me Emo to 2009 ipod...cuz it is so much cooler than the 2008 ipod.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:19pm.
Slutts, no stimulants!
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Charles Manson + Folgers coffee= lame joke.
Yes, I am ashamed.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:22pm.
What does this photo of a poor homeless woman having a meal at a soup kitchen have to do with Melanie Griffith?
hee hee
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
*pulls herself back up into the life raft*
Okay. Who pulled the plug on TWO of my computers at the same time? *glances around room looking for Zomay*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:19pm.
Come on ovah to my house dollface. I have Patron all layed out on the bed just for you.
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Make sure Patron's handcuffs are on tight, the last time he almost escaped.
I wanna know if Charles Manson is the REAL Charles Manson. That's my hundred thousand dollar question for the nite. heh.
Hey PSL! How have ya been! I havent checked MS forevs~
****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08
What does this photo of a poor homeless woman having a meal at a soup kitchen have to do with Melanie Griffith?
Mrs Kravitz!
I can stop for extra adult juice boxes if needed!!
PSL,
Ahhhhh, Reki. Zen. Do you study or teach?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:07pm.
LCT,
I'm good good good!! Day #2 of no workie for Clarissie!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Only 3 "what about THIS!?!?" panic calls today.
How's you?? Work ease at all??
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WOOPP WWWWOOOOOP! Did you tell the panicking monsters to eat their own poop to solve the problem?
Work kind of eased up yesterday, only because I was getting candycanes and tags ready for a fundraiser I'm doing all morning and hung out in an office that wasn't mine drinking eggnog all afternoon, so yes, let's go with easy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:16pm.
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Have you already depleted the box wine?
Slutts, no stimulants!
reiki in energy healing through crystals.....:)
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:14pm.
Dammit, if only he had yelled JOSE CUERVO instead of SMIRNOFF!
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Come on ovah to my house dollface. I have Patron all layed out on the bed just for you. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:10pm.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SLUTS. FUCK ANY OF THIS SHIT. THERE IS NOTHING BETER IN THE GODDAMN FUCKIN WORLD THAN A FULL SIZED FUCKIN BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND LARGE FRIED FROM FUCKIN JACK OFF MCDONALDS AND A FUCKIN GODDAMN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
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I'm totally up for it if the toilet bats approve of Kevin's body sprays and my socks slots are ready for some boot moves on itunes, but if the county sends out blue cars, then I'm totally replacing my sofa batteries and opening up a tennis ball can of green beans to avoid the ass taz...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Puppy news!
by SFShiba 1 hours ago
We're out in the backyard playing with them right now and they are running around like little foxes. I'll have to see if I can get a USB extension later to get the camera to reach out there.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:13pm.
I think Charles Manson needs some reiki.
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Maybe some Folgers coffee?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 7:55pm.
Hello girl_cheese and welcome aboard Sibsi......
Let's all load up and head to the Kravitz's house, they have wine & a movie.
^^^
I wish
♥
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"I'm an international MOVIE STAR!" ~~ Melanie Griffith
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:15pm.
Hey PSL! Thanks for the recommendation. I sat through Madagascar 2 last weekend. Craptacular.
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:12pm.
Sheeps' dog is bi-sexual, he went to town on both.
*adjusting tin foil on rabbit ears on latest GPS* *setting up live feed from Casa de Sluttsville*
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:13pm.
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I saw Madagascar II today, it was funny.
Hey PSL! Thanks for the recommendation. I sat through Madagascar 2 last weekend. Craptacular.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Please, MK. Change this picture already. Use a cute LOL. This plastic broad is painful on the eyes.
Dammit, if only he had yelled JOSE CUERVO instead of SMIRNOFF!
I think Charles Manson needs some reiki.
BTW, I saw the movie "Bolt" today. It was adorable! I recommend it to you who have kids. It won't be torture, like some I have sat through.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Yeah, Meg Ryan looks like a goddess compared to Melanie.
I'm still chortling here, thinking about what she said when she lost her Revlon contract. Thanks for that, Tiger!
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My other gig
My other hangout
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:10pm.
Hey - I'm missing stuff here! Did Sheeps' St. Bernard go to town on HIS leg or Steve Jobs' leg?
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girl_cheese, Sheeps' dog is bi-sexual, he went to town on both.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:09pm.
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You are a D/L ninja.