Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Hey - I'm missing stuff here! Did Sheeps' St. Bernard go to town on HIS leg or Steve Jobs' leg?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SLUTS. FUCK ANY OF THIS SHIT. THERE IS NOTHING BETER IN THE GODDAMN FUCKIN WORLD THAN A FULL SIZED FUCKIN BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND LARGE FRIED FROM FUCKIN JACK OFF MCDONALDS AND A FUCKIN GODDAMN NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:03pm.
PSL....doll how did you sneak in & I not see you?
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It is part of what I am learning in Karate. How to glide in and be practically invisible.
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
In da main pic, look like bitch don't have no teef...
I mean this whore was never anything to write home about, but WTF???? Seriously, this is waaay worse than Meg Ryan...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LCT,
I'm good good good!! Day #2 of no workie for Clarissie!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Only 3 "what about THIS!?!?" panic calls today.
How's you?? Work ease at all??
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:02pm.
Evening, LCT. Just sitting around hearing about Slutty's one true soul mate, Charlie Manson. Who knew?
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The Charlie Manson that I was referring to is the kind old soul that I found on WealthyInmates .com.
LCT-- As bondagebarbie says: Between two evils, and all that..lol
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
NitWitty - better than Tom Cruise eh?
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:02pm.
Carrottop!!!!
My first Saturday night on Dlisted and my Carrot is here!
HIGH FIVE!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:57pm.
but after Sheeps' Mississippi Coon hound went to town on his leg, Steve may have banned it.
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Liarmouth. You know he has a Saint Bernard. He needs the little barrel under the dogs chin to store his chard.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
PSL....doll how did you sneak in & I not see you?
Evening, LCT. Just sitting around hearing about Slutty's one true soul mate, Charlie Manson. Who knew?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Carrottop!!!!
My first Saturday night on Dlisted and my Carrot is here!
HIGH FIVE!!!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:57pm.
Work conditions at Google are ridic. I can't believe they ever make or sell anything. But I bet they're easing up on the perks now. You know, cutting back yoga/siesta/flyfishing time to two hours.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:49pm.
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TYSM!
This place is indeed a hell of a drug (read this on someone's sig earlier, I believe.)
It beats sitting around, watching The History Channel on a Sat night (when dh's inconsiderate job decides to call him in) for sure and then some :)
ETA: /wave LCT!
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My other gig
My other hangout
BING BANG BOOM! Herro evelyone!
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:44pm.
Latkes, Booze and Dolls?
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Did you sneak and take a peek at Sheeps' Christmas wish list?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:54pm.
Nitty, for $120 you can be upgraded to 1st class on your bus trip to Hell.
When I made the 1st comment about MySpace & Charlie Manson, I had NO idea that there was someone here posting with that name. Coinky-dink folks, I swear on my 3rd row seat.
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First of all, they upgraded me for free, since I brought them so much business. Secondly, me thinks she doth protest too much, seems a fitting phrase at this moment. Don'tcha' just hate when karma rears her loverly head?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:39pm.
THANK YOU. I FUCKIN GODDAMN APPRECIATE IT. VERY MUCH. I NEVER FUCKIN COMMENT BACK, BUT I WILL ON THIS. BLESS FUCKIN GODDAMN FUCKIN YOU.
I can see the former Spahn Ranch from my house. I am glad Charlie don't live there no more.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:49pm.
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Hello Mrs. Hodges, long time....isn't it past your bedtime?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:50pm.
That's why I never get their Lemon Zest.
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Ewwwwwww....lololol. She can take turns scooping up the ice cream and then scooping up after the dogs. Google also allows doggies at work & Steve Jobs used to....but after Sheeps' Mississippi Coon hound went to town on his leg, Steve may have banned it.
Slutts!
Oh my damn! Were my "pet" CB, my happy ass would never make it into work in the first place! "No, you may not put your clothes back on Christian. Now, back to my rub down."
Nitty,
Right!?!? Set 2009 standards or play fetch? Mmmmm tough call.
Sheeps,
Ewww. Stay away from the Chuncky Monkey too.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:49pm.
Sibsi, notice how chummy Slutty and Charlie Manson are? I happen to know she sent him a copy of Roman Polanski's complete film works on DVD for his birthday.
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Hahahaha! And the complete Beach Boys catalog!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:49pm.
Sibsi, notice how chummy Slutty and Charlie Manson are? I happen to know she sent him a copy of Roman Polanski's complete film works on DVD for his birthday.
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Nitty, for $120 you can be upgraded to 1st class on your bus trip to Hell.
When I made the 1st comment about MySpace & Charlie Manson, I had NO idea that there was someone here posting with that name. Coinky-dink folks, I swear on my 3rd row seat.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:46pm.
Off topic...I'm watching some crap on Animal Planet and did ya know...
Ben and Jerry's allows employees to bring their dogs to work!?!?!? I wanna bring my pet to work!?!?!?!
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I agree, Clarisse! You just give that st00pid ass engineering degree right back to Harvard and tell them to stick it up their ass! You are going to scoop ice cream and bring your dog to work with you from now on...And don't take NO for an answer!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:46pm.
Ben and Jerry's allows employees to bring their dogs to work!?!
That's why I never get their Lemon Zest.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:46pm.
Off topic...I'm watching some crap on Animal Planet and did ya know...
Ben and Jerry's allows employees to bring their dogs to work!?!?!? I wanna bring my pet to work!?!?!?!
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Clarisse, you do know that when they say pet, they mean a dog or cat.....Christian Bale's peen is not considered a pet.
Sibsi, notice how chummy Slutty and Charlie Manson are? I happen to know she sent him a copy of Roman Polanski's complete film works on DVD for his birthday.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hmm. She looks decent. I can't hate on it.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Hi Sibsi! It's nice to see new funny posters on DL. Welcome! :)
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:42pm.
Yeah, but a certain segment of the porn-buying populace is into that bigger stuff. I figure the TV can pay for itself.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:35pm.
I'll be back in a bit... the ninjas upstairs have broken a water pipe and the ceiling is about to cave in. I am not kidding. The next thing will be their bed, the dirty bastids.
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Maybe you'll be lucky, and that it's just the waterbed that burst.....ewwwww, on second thought, maybe it was a water pipe.
Off topic...I'm watching some crap on Animal Planet and did ya know...
Ben and Jerry's allows employees to bring their dogs to work!?!?!? I wanna bring my pet to work!?!?!?!
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DeeDee, kiss my ring? Naw, as long as I have those pics of you and Rodrigo and your hub's cell number, I won't have any problems outa' you. BTW, that new Burberry coat on page 13 of the catalogue would go nicely with those Gucci pumps you just sent me.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Oh, sh*t! I stepped away for a shower and some pasta, now I see everyone came out of the woodwork!
/wave Slutts, NitWitty and anybody else I missed.
Latkes, Booze and Dolls? You had me at Latkes, really.
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My other gig
My other hangout
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:36pm.
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THANK YOU. I FUCKIN GODDAMN APPRECIATE IT. VERY MUCH. I NEVER FUCKIN COMMENT BACK, BUT I WILL ON THIS. BLESS FUCKIN GODDAMN FUCKIN YOU.
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Aww. I sure know the down times but as much as we think we know other people's pain we really don't...pain is an individual and very LONELY thing...but, it's also good to know that we can empathize with each other and care. This world would suck ten times harder if we didn't have enough courtesy to at least understand each other's hurts. -And, there are days when you just can't smile no matter what and nothing wrong in that. I get angry too. Don't give up.
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:35pm.
I'll be back in a bit... the ninjas upstairs have broken a water pipe and the ceiling is about to cave in. I am not kidding. The next thing will be their bed, the dirty bastids.
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How do you think they broke the pipe in the first place?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Oh shit Clarisse, I just bought a huge container of grapes! *off to check for black widows*
Yes it's true Slitty. Why do I need a Nuva Ring when I can get a Nitty ring for free! Plus she throws in a free plastic cup full of box wine.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:36pm.
Slutty, before you do that, give me a sec to be sure my GPS and cam are up. Yes, the wide-angle lens--same as in "The Dish."
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My friend, you are going to so regret purchasing that 52" big screen.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:33pm.
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Plank you very much...I don't even know why that made me laugh!!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:32pm.
OH SHUT UP YOU WASHED UP HOG TIED FUCKIN BITCH. YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKIN BITCH I CANT SEE STRAIGHT, YOU FUCKIN WHORE TWAT. IF I HAD MY WAY YOU WOULD BE BLIND AND PISSIN RIGHT NOW. WHAT DID YOU EVER DO RIGHT. GODDAMN, WORKING GIRL. YOU GOT FISH LIPS LIKE THAT STUPID GODDAMN WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE ANGELINA.
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So are you saying yes, that we are going on a second date?
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:36pm.
That's the best I've seen Melanie Griffith in a while. She looks less freakish and puffy.
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Mike, you win the prize for the best back-handed compliment EVAH! *smooch* lol
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:36pm.
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THANK YOU. I FUCKIN GODDAMN APPRECIATE IT. VERY MUCH. I NEVER FUCKIN COMMENT BACK, BUT I WILL ON THIS. BLESS FUCKIN GODDAMN FUCKIN YOU.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:33pm.
Nitty, Slutts, and Sheeps DL mafia? I don't have to kiss your pinky rings do I? I know where those hands have been
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Nitty tole everyone that she left her pinky ring in your girly parts, but that you said to leave it...that you were using it as a birth control device.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:14pm.
Slutty stop it!! I want you to strip off right now and find the nearest mirror and look into it and say *BODY I LOVE YOU!!! EVERY LAST POUND OF YOU*!!!!I saw it on Oprah.
Slutty, before you do that, give me a sec to be sure my GPS and cam are up. Yes, the wide-angle lens--same as in "The Dish."
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
That's the best I've seen Melanie Griffith in a while. She looks less freakish and puffy.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:32pm.
CH, I've read a few of your posts and my heart goes out to you. I'm so sorry you're going through so much shit. ((Supportive HUG)) -Emotional times I think far outweigh any physical hardships. I can get over hunger or a tooth-ache or broken ribs but heartache is a much harder beast to tackle. I'll say a prayer for you tonight.
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:27pm.
NitWitty and Sheeps scare me. They run the underground mafia of Dlisted. Yo thats no lie.
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zomay....be afraid....Migraineuse was banished to some east European village that has no internet connection.
DeeDee,
Remember...
Costco Vaseline = OK
Costco Grapes = NO NO NO
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I'll be back in a bit... the ninjas upstairs have broken a water pipe and the ceiling is about to cave in. I am not kidding. The next thing will be their bed, the dirty bastids.