Raise A Glass For Lisa Persdotter!
While you're getting tanked at your church brunch today, remember to bow your head and give a toast to 28-year-old Swedish socialite Lisa Persdotter for marrying 60-year-old Hungarian born billionaire Charles Simonyi in Sweden yesterday! It always makes me feel warm inside whenever a gold digger finds true love.
Guests at Lisa's wedding included Bill Gates, Mick Jagger, Ulf Ekberg of Ace of Base and Elton John.
Lisa is an investment banker who apparently comes from a wealthy family, but they aren't billionaires! Lisa's family have known Charles for a while, because their homes in St. Tropez are close together.
Charles is some smart software genius who oversaw the creation of MS Word and Excel. He now runs his own company. He's also in love with space or some crap. He recently spent $25 million on a trip outside of Earth.
Charles was with Martha Stewart for 15 years. They broke up earlier this year. He got engaged to Lisa this August. Damn. This is not a good thing for Martha, but a very good thing for Lisa!
Lisa trapped Charles at the right moment. You got to get their asses when they're vulnerable and heartbroken! Now all Lisa has to do is find a surrogate to have a couple kids for her, so she doesn't get fat. After that, she needs to hire a bitch to seduce Charles, get it on videotape and voila! She'll be a multi-millionairess just like that!
I just hope Lisa didn't sign one of those ugly prenuptial agreement things.
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How sweet, I love how he's holding her palm up in that European way and holding her fur coat too, he would have held her purse if she had one, that is a gentleman pepaw and he is damn hot for 60! Good for her, I'm sure he treats her very well. I like that her dress is simple and not overdone like the rich bitches of today. I'm not sure she married him for $ becuz she is rich too. come on you cynics, give love a chance!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
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Eastern European people do tend to look young for a while. He's not as gross as you'd anticipate for a 60-year-old sugar daddy
I saw Quantum of Solace and there is nothing sexier than the old Pepaw's with the hot sun glasses they were wearing... big beastly Pepaw's with money SO HOT! LAVISH ME NOW!
Well it goes both ways.... Give to the pretty to feed the Old and Ugly.
Good for her on the score but he really looks good for his age.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Lots of men can look good in suits but be totally out of shape underneath.
Good for her on the score but he really looks good for his age.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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You go girl. I guess the bride had to pay for her own David's Bridal gown.
She'll be decked out like the Desperate Housewives of Atlanta soon enough.
Congrats on hitting the jackpot! You lucky bitch.
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Now all she needs is to pop a few brats out and she's set for life. And she needs to buy a busload of Viagra for that prunehead husband.
Wise aunties years ago gave me two rules to live by.
1. If you marry for money you will earn every penny.
2. Never marry a musician.
I have lived long enough to recognize the wisdom in these sayings.
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This is what Martha gets for turning down Simonyi's three proposals.
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She looks older the 28 but it might be all that makeup.
I'm 26, and I think of 60 as the new 40
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I have no idea who either of these people are, but the bride's gown is breath-taking.
The Groom is 60? He looks very good for his age. Not that I think 60 is old.
Is 60 considered old now? People take so much better care of themselves and live longer. My Mommy is 60+, but she still turns the men's heads.
God, how refreshing for him after fishing in Martha's old cobweb cooch for years.
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28 - now way she looks 48
Bwahahahaha!!!
Good one!!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:16pm.
You meanies, maybe she sees him for who he truly is and loves him for him. It can happen. Paulina and Ric O. come to mind.
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
It just goes to show that you can have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, so long as yer holdin the foldin you'll always get laid. Score one fer the PeePaw and 10 fer the golddigger...
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28 my ass...now all this gold digger has to do is squeeze a kid out and her gold digging status should be almost complete...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Candy on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:23pm.
I was just trying to be positive even though I know everyone is right. The billions get the girl.
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Lisa must have had her birth certificate doctored up by the same forgers who have Kim Zolciak born in 1978.
Ric O is not a billionaire Paulina just likes ugly dudes just like 95 percent of good looking chicks.
This one is an oppourtunist. Her parents taught her well. Don't go for the silver or the bronze, go for the billions!! Step one is complete. Step two should be completed before next year is over or else she has failed. I'm pretty sure she'll hear from her folks if she hasn't pooped one out by that time. I really admire chicks like her, if only I were so lucky.
Heres to another gold digger making it into the Anna Nicole Smith Hall Of Fame. God rest her gold digging soul.
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You meanies, maybe she sees him for who he truly is and loves him for him. It can happen. Paulina and Ric O. come to mind.
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No,no,no. You misunderstood, Obama said spread the wealth, not spread 'em for wealth.
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Occasions like these warm my cold heart. I wonder if she'll fuck him while sober.
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@ Hekki--
No haunting necessary, Honey Chile. let mr. Hekki remarry in a year, you'll be in heaven where MAH BOO is straight!!
*smiles brightly*
*nods encouragingly*
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:53pm.
What really galls me is when a couple has been married for 35 years and the wife dies and then the husband marries a year after the wife's funeral. That hurts. If Mr. Hekki did that to me, I'd haunt his sorry ass mercilessly.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
He doesn't look 60 actually. But she did it up right, the little golddigger! Props must be given!
Your face!
Seeing this picture gives me hope. Hope that somewhere right now, my future wife is being conceived in the back seat of a Camry.
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Broke up with MY Martha! Well shes better off without that TOOL. No man is good enough for my Martha!
LEAVE MARTHA STEWART AALLLOOONNNEE! >:(
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:18pm.
The Rich and The Richer.
Fuck this mess, Ima broke bitch.
She probably can't even use Excel
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we be all broke up in this beesh. that's why i will be raising a glass for this goldigga, a glass of PURPLE DRANK!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don't think Martha (TM) gives two shits that the troll got marriage. I bet she would rather have some 30-40 something year old ass to spank. I so totally see her in leather, high heel boots and swinging a cat of nine tails. ~~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Submitted by putas: "And it's funny but I tried to explain this to a friend who was engaged 4 years and then her ex called her to 'break the news gently' he was engaged within 6 months of the break up. Guys have a different recovery from LTRs it seems. "
Totally. It's infuriating. Happened to my sister, too. Twelve years on and off with this guy, and six months later, he's engaged. Honestly, though, they're better off with other people.
What really galls me is when a couple has been married for 35 years and the wife dies and then the husband marries a year after the wife's funeral. That hurts. If Mr. Hekki did that to me, I'd haunt his sorry ass mercilessly.
Hmm, not sure all those celebs were here. Was just a bunch of Bill Gates in the papers.
Submitted by putas on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:51pm.
In some kitchen somewhere in America Martha Stewart is manically chopping vegetables with a butcher knife.
hahahaha. Westport, Connecticut?
In some kitchen somewhere in America Martha Stewart is methodically chopping vegetables with a butcher knife.
Hekki- GOOD CALL:) Yes she does. She has a pretty face, you guys remember the 80s supermodel/Sports Illustrated later i think... Vendela? She looks just like her. Wow I'm old!
And it's funny but I tried to explain this to a friend who was engaged 4 years and then her ex called her to 'break the news gently' he was engaged within 6 months of the break up. Guys have a different recovery from LTRs it seems. The old 'you'll be over it half the amount of time you were together' adage sure doesn't seem to apply to them.
Anyway she's pretty, he looks good for his age and bon chance and all that shit...
She's lucky she scored him now, because she looks like the type who is going to get fat soon after marriage/kids. She's looking a little broad in the beam... Pretty in the face, but expandable, you know?
Submitted by gina latina on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:49am.
Maybe her tits are 28, 'cause those 2 look pretty close in age.
Hahahaaa! Good one ;))
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This is the post that just keeps on giving. Persdotter? Ok, I know that's Norsky for "Per's daughter" -- but still.
To find a fairy princess, Ace of Base, Martha Stewart and an ancient middle earth troll all in one spot - it's just kismet baby
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As I'm sure other's have posted THAT DRESS LOOKS CHEAP AS HELL. All those billions and she couldn't show up in some couture? Unless he'sone of those cheap billionaires, maybe he axed the big expensive wedding.
The Rich and The Richer.
Fuck this mess, Ima broke bitch.
She probably can't even use Excel.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And everyone who said her dress looks like David's Bridal...spot on. It looks cheap, cheap, cheap.
To wed in a white dress with bridal veil... how classy NOT if you're not a virgin anymore. Just another proof that wealth has nothing to do with class or good manners.
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He looks younger than her.
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Lisa can now afford to hire sex surrogates and geriatric nurses to do all her dirty work.
Ulf Ekberg of Ace of Base
Did he plug the world tour that their doing?
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mike, right? if you're going to be a a golddigger, than do it right! BILLIONAIRES!
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
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If that bitch is 28, then I'm 19. (I'm 41) LOL
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
He actually looks like an ancient elf who magically does not age...NOT a good look for anyone.
Bitch is 40 if she's a day. Plastic surgery for both, imho.
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