Gorgeous Mug Shots Of The Day
Last week The Smoking Gun displayed a bevy of gorgeous mug shots, but these two stopped my mouse dead in its track because of their serious eyebrow game. I bet you the beauty above didn't even do anything wrong. She was just walking the streets, being hot, when a police officer became mesmerized by her glamour and realized a chola beauty like this should not go undocumented. Her mug shot could be on the cover of Vogue, Elle, Seventeen or a package of Sharpies. Ty Ty Banks needs to stop filming the next season of "America's Next Top Model," because I already found her winner right here.
And I'm sure the bitch below was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow. His nose and mouth are trying to run off his face, because they know that they can't compete with those exquisite eyebrows.
Thanks MO
"His nose and mouth are trying to run off his face, because they know that they can't compete with those exquisite eyebrows"
priceless
His nose and mouth are trying to run off his face
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that gave me a spit-out laugh
Hey I should send in my mugshot from Monday night. You think I'm joking. o ye of little faith!
But wouldnt MK be so proud of his little dlisted minion? I always represent my peers with class dignity and grace so I'm sure he wouldnt mind.
Michael K-
You always make me laugh.
I Love You!
The tags for this post are killing me: "Cholas, Glamour, Mug Shots"
It's like some bizarre $10,000 Pyramid category.
Is the dude in number 2 a tranny?I don't see too many dudes with drawn on brows.Why does number 1 have black liner on her lips and no lipstick?These people need make overs stat!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:00pm.
Oh Snap.
good one.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Joy Behar is considering suing her plastic surgeon since he gave dude number two this mug for free.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
how come the girl in the first pic (not girlfriend w/ the nose that goes one way and the mouth that goes the other)didn't use her black eye liner on her natural face mole?
It would have completed the look.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
Don't those 2 own mirrors?
She actually went out in public looking like this?
That's the real crime here.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:26pm.
I believe this is the work of Jenkem.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkem
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
Sharpies can be used for anything, eyebrow pencils, lip liner, write your name on something. Sharpies rock.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
MK unveils...The New Girls Next Door.
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
That's some close tolerance sharpie work...Fer a drunk..Looks like she's been sucking soot thru a vacuum cleaner attachment
Vacuum cleaner attachment 1
Cholas face didn't...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
top picture: is the same liner used for the eyebrows the same liner for the lips...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:38pm.
chola undo!
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Withought the sharpie it almost looks like Beyonce's not as pretty cousin. I'm trying to be nice and not say fuggly cuz she looks so sad and it's Sunday. Did she stencil in those eyebrows? They might look better if they were in Cerulian Blue...
She looks like she was huffing on a tailpipe. Who the christ thinks that's attractive?
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I love it!
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Was that first ho huffing Maybelline eyeliner? Doesn't zim know gold paint is the only way to go?
OMG I just spit up my valium looking at that shit then I read the post and almost choked. This site is so much better for me than a mood inhibitor.Lmao.
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Holy fucking shit. My English maker doesn't work anymore because that's all I can say. Holy fucking shit.
I do like the braids. Just sayin...
Submitted by modianos on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:47pm.
the guy in the second pic needs to piss off a south paw..even that shit out ffs
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No shit. Let me at him, I'd be doing him a favor
This is why I prefer Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows. And BLACK LIP LINER? It's probably eye liner, which is even more sad.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Black lip liner.
Black.
sigh
the guy in the second pic needs to piss off a south paw..even that shit out ffs
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Puppies !! They're introducing them to the vacuum cleaner!
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BALLOONS!
She should be in Playboy. They could have a special "Girls of Sharpie" issue.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It makes me wanna breathe a sigh of relief!
And then say: Don't mess with perfection!
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yeah, but when someone trys so hard to hide behind contrived ugliness.... well what can I say.
I didn't touch slidey nose - that's organic.
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i'm actually pretty askeered of the first one. Even with mah shankin' jeans on. #2 just needs to call the Paves and get that fake hair in a box...
I'm still askeered. I need RuPaul to hold me!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by modianos on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 2:02pm.
"he said an old guitar"? (is all he can afford)
But the Internest has the answer.....
UGH!! i have to go :( if you still have my email will you mail me the answer? ill try to remember which thread i asked on and check later but you know...lol
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
while we are both here i have a Q...is it "left handed old guitar" or "he said an old guitar"? (is all he can afford) i say left handed but i was wrong once before in the early 90s. (dont tell anyone!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
if i had to guess id say its in the low to mid 70s...dont hate. we had to turn the heat on the night before last! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
I just can't figure out what I'm looking at! Is #1 really a female? And #2!?! Compared to these two specimens of humanity, life ain't so bad.
the first one´s got great skin. i justa can´t get over that!!!
**whatever**
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:38pm.
chola undo!
the avatar is too small to get the gist, but wow what a difference.
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It makes me wanna breathe a sigh of relief!
And then say: Don't mess with perfection!
Cuz I'm all fucked up like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by modianos on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:45pm.
What, not so hot in TX?? How are you? Dint wash away?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:39am.
is it warm where you live? if yes, can we get married?
Yes and why not? It's starting to cool off at night but has been like 80-85F during the day, sunny, and blue.
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*dramatic gasp*
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Sunday is my only day that is restful, family oriented, and somehow is tranny-free.
Thanks for ruining my Sunday.
tell me sharpie mouth liner is not real.
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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
chola undo!
the avatar is too small to get the gist, but wow what a difference.
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BALLOONS!
I think it's mean that the police made the below man take off his wig for the mug shot. I'm sure that hair would have softened his features.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:12pm.
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hahahahahahahaha
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Egads.
Cholarexics.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 1:09pm.
That second guy is crying on the inside, I can tell.
His job as principal was hanging by a thread already.
Oh no. This is why I just stay home somedays.
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That second guy is crying on the inside, I can tell.
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When I see Lipliner Chick looking like a dollar tree hooker, I think of the Divine Brown post that MK made here. Funniest shit ever:
Hooking up with a hooker can make beautiful things happen. Who ever said that sucking dirty dick in a dark alley doesn't pay off eventually? Don't worry hookers of the world. While you're running from the cops in stilleto heels and a thong, remember that one day you too could be caught with a Hollywood actor and become an instant millionaire. There's hope over the crack rainbow!