Bad Gordy
Gordon Ramsay has been cheating on his wife for seven years with a professional mistress. No, the professional mistress is not Sienna Miller. The News of the World claims Gordy has been fucking around with Susan Powter look-alike Sarah Symonds, author of "Having an Affair? A Handbook for Other Women." Sienna is seriously slapping herself in the vag lips for not writing that book first.
Gordy and Sarah started doing each other on the down low in 2001, but lately they've been going at it often. Just this past Thursday, they apparently met up at the Marriott in London and Sarah brought poppers! A source said, “Sarah said Gordon had specifically asked her to go to Soho and get him some poppers for their romp. He likes the buzz.”
Poppers?! It sounds like Gordy likes to get his rump roast stuffed. That shit would make so much sense. The controlling angry ones always like to be dominated and shit. I bet his peen holes puckers when she whips his sphincter and calls him a "stupid donkey." Shit, he probably gets all his material for "Hell's Kitchen" from her.
Gordon has been married to his wife Tana for 12 years. They have 4 kids together. He was recently named Celebrity Father of the Year and his family was named Celebrity Family of the Year. Gordon's spokeswhore only had this comment: "There is no comment to make at all."
I guess if you're going to fuck illegally, you might as well do it with a professional. I just don't know how Gordon finds the time. The bitch has four kids, a wife, a million tv shows, a bunch of restaurants and he's getting butt rammed by Susan Powter's long-lost twin? No wonder his mug looks like it's been hit by an 8.0 earthquake. The bitch is spent.
Gordon probably won't be named Celebrity Father of the Year in 2009, but he's a fucking shoo-in for Celebrity Popperhead of the Year!
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Submitted by pussy galore on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:23pm.
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News of the World has a story on her today too. Yeh I know, NOTW..don't judge. It's the Lord's Day and we should be nice to each other.
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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac
Susan Powter is a major slag. I knew this woman that used to work with me who's husband was fucking around with Powters and left her for Susan. They were married for like 20 years at the time and she lost everything because ever since he left her for this slag she's a major alcoholic. WTF is up with this woman. She thinks nothing about jumping on a married man.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
All three of these bitches need to put a plastic bag over their head and secure it with a fucking Nicole Richie head band.
God damn thats a lot of ugly!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Now I'm actually curious on what kind of advice this woman gives in such a book!!! Fear not D-listers, I in no way need this womans advice, I have a heart! But how can one not want to know what a book like that says???
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I'd do Gordon. Mmmm....
But then again, I'm mentally ill and don't always take my meds.
Two women would shag this guy? *cough, money, cough* Hard to believe. Still, at least no chance of him swiping you anti aging cream.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:34am.
Tru dat...*nods head*
Get this:
"He has been know to ‘encourage’ his workers to finish their lunches quickly by whipping them, cut costs by stealing their clothes and selling them, scrapping health insurance and, even more dramatic than that, ridding the plant’s canteen of tartar sauce."
Haha...That was actually Mr Burns from Simpsons.
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Why on earth would he cheat on his wife with a 15-year old blonde school boy in a leopard dress.....???????
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:28am.
did Mr Sweary pants make a HUGE mistake or does he deserve a high five?
i'm catching up(wiki) on who he is... but, everything i've read... i'd smack him if i met him... just for the fact he doesn't know how to treat his employees... him and his wife can fend for themselves, i'm sure they'll be fine
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:22am.
HAHA! Mudslide!
Oh yeah..that smooth creamy sweet coffee alco-delight...*drools*
I like da Bailey's Irish Cream too. But a bottle of Kahua, some milk, a joint and a couch and I'm anyones. Don't judge.
So riddle me dis...did Mr Sweary pants make a HUGE mistake or does he deserve a high five?
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:15am.
YOU were the White Russian Queen?!?!... damnit!! i've been lookin' for you!!
snorting kahlua= MUDSLIDE!!LOL!
OT: yep, now i know who he is... now ask me if i care!... no, really... i'll think of something to say in a minute... i promise.. *crossing fingers*
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by TT99 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:54am.
This Just In. Massage the Gordon into the situation. Actuallty, No.
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Wah? You drinkin too TT99? Hehe.
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Everone's a critic. I used to be the White Russian Queen. Snorting kahlua = brown snot. True story.
Let me fill you in. He's a super arrogant UK chef that loves swearing. Green dress lady is his perfect non swearing wife. Tiger top chick loves f*king swearing married guys. And voila...ESCALANDO!
OT: See above..Oh, and also I love ESE's OT comments :)
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:01am.
oh, you're snorting it?!... carry on!
my personal opinion... vodka: yes.. tonic: pfft!
OT: still have no idea who any of these people are... luckily... it's not bothering me too much
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:53am.
blowin' drinky through your nose IS a form of alcohol abuse... just sayin'... you should know better
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ESE! :)
What? I thought that's only when you snorted it?
Winehouse did that. True story.
Tonight's poison of choice is Vodka and Tonic...oh, yeah...
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
This Just In. Massage the Gordon into the situation. Actuallty, No.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:46am.
blowin' drinky through your nose IS a form of alcohol abuse... just sayin'... you should know better
OT: no idea who any of these people are... just makin' an observation
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:37pm.
She's a man, he's gay, everybody is gay, end of story.
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That comment made me blow drinky through mah nose. LOL!
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
OOHH Gordon you naughty, naughty boy!! Maybe I'm sick, but I'd give him a proper seeing to. He's so bossy it's sexy.
Diego- It's cool you have different contradictions/interests. Keeps the homo haters off guard and fuck with 'em but also makes for an interesting life:)
And re: outdoing the 'phobes at their game, good. It's funny.
Shit it kinda reminds me of a funny comment I read on Gawker.com. Someone said they had so much fun hanging out with their cadre of gay friends but then it started to suck b/c they realized their friends were not jsut better at having fun but better at everything than they were. ha ha.
And leave it to Bil Maher to so perfectly sum that up (the quote about cheating). That fucker is good.
Nite all!
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Sarah Symonds interview from last year, in which she says she's "reformed" and that Ramsey and his wife seemed to have an agreement. His wife knew about this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-501371/The-mistress-self-delus...
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:56pm.
She's amazing. You should get one. And I'm off too. I am going to watch this a few more times before I go though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXGOFRjJ9s Go to about a minute in. If there was nothing else on youtube it would not matter.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:52pm.
It's such a simple solution and yet it's one that very few people actually try.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Rosa, you still looking for a lover? G'luck, hahahaha~
Diego, I find myself wanting to be your pintbull jogging companion the more I read your posts.
That said, I'm off to bed.
G'night, everyone! And be good!
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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:39pm.
That always seems to be the case. Why can't ppl just be honest with themselves?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I'm a lovely cheerleader with beautiful eyes and great skin. Give me your comments on my photos. I am always showing up at ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆, waiting 4 your love........
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:33pm.
No, it is a movie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fr8ikThSg
That's really sweet. I do think life would be boring without struggle, though. Well, I think that most of the time anyway.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:26pm.
I love him and he is fucking hilarious in that movie. And that's saying something because I laughed my ass of from start to finish. It's a tie between him and Muffler for best performance ever.
This is just. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=ohk0l4nvdu0
Awesome.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:54pm
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Ahahahahaha! I thought you were talking about an actual movie, you know like a spoof (I don't see a lot of movies)...I'm retarded...
No, I know what you mean about being a certian way, having to be perceived a certain way, struggling with all that, then finding your inner peace and only having peeps hate on it...Sayin' you this and you that...
You know what? You gotta have the inner strength every day to tell those ASSWIPES to FUCK OFF, not necessarily to they face (don't get you ass killed), but to their message..Tell their message EVERY DAY to fuck off, not just cuz you're gay, but cuz you're human like the rest of us and you are a good enough person to recognize it.
We all struggle. We all need to make our struggle more than about ourselves, I think. It's people like you, Diego, that really make my own struggle more than just about myself. I know that sounds corny but it's the truth...
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'sok, putas! I'm not at a high level of stress over the economy yet, because we're childless and all that.
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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:12pm.
Ha, Graham Norton in his S&M room. "Rodzilla LOVES Belgian chocolate!" I could live to be a million and never forget that . . . no matter how hard I try.
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You just made me think of how much I wish Graham Norton had a late night show instead of people like that Jay Leno.
The once a week deal on the American Beeb makes me long for more. I'd be his show's b*tch if it were on every day.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:12pm.
Ha, Graham Norton in his S&M room. "Rodzilla LOVES Belgian chocolate!" I could live to be a million and never forget that . . . no matter how hard I try.
And, Putas, yes. He'd probably be much happier. In fact, I know he would. The closet is a horrible place to live.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:54pm.
All I can think of is that scene from Another Gay Movie.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:54pm.
All I can think of is that scene from Another Gay Movie.
Oh, no. I knew that, Putas. I was just making an observation about homophobes in general. They tend to believe things like sports, that are typically male, are the most important things in life. At least the ones I've come across. I'm sorry if I sounded pissy. My point was basically that for all their chest puffing and knuckle dragging I've never met a homophobe who could outdo me in some areas they use to define their masculinity. Does that make sense? It does in my head, but it's not coming out right.
I mean, I'm kind of a typical fag in a lot of ways. I have a chihuahua who's smaller than some of my shoes. I did the obligatory gay boy stint at Abercrombie. I spend a lot of time on how I dress and working out and waxing and sucking dick. But I also have a pitbull who runs with me every morning, I played sports from the time I was old enough until college. I'm not terrified of pussy like so many straight guys. I've met a lot of guys who have a hard time making sense of all these things in one person. Most of the straight guys who've tried to sex me have been a lot closer to the definition of sissy than I am. That's what cracks me up about the whole thing.
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Ah Sibsi..I'm sorry doll. It's tough times for so many people. I'm hoping it won;t get tougher for you guys. And I'd want to say technically, yeah- it's the women with men who have Trump type bank accounts who seem to have more to worry about. I've seen some shameless hos who get whiff of some $$ and get all determined (haha). :P
And Diego- I wasn't insulting you- maybe that came across but nooo.. I'm no bigot. Just wish my brother would realize no one int he family is so he'd life the life he wants you know?
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 6:21pm.
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Think of how you would regard someone who cheated unsuspecting people out of money that they cherished because they were planning on retiring with it. Wouldn't you label that person the scum of the earth? Yet somehow, because we devalue people who place a lot of love in their partners, it is okay when the cheating involves people instead of money. Money is somehow so much more important than people's hearts and devotion.
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That's a beautiful way of putting it.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:27pm.
She probably has nasty ass sex with Gordon, that's why he cheating.
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Bet he's into....POO???
I said poo...Discuss....
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Submitted by putas on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:30pm.
I love coming across homophobes sometimes. Make jokes about me being a catcher all you want. I could still kick your ass on the field and I could probably do it with a dick in my mouth and one in my ass.
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putas, I definitely see some truth in that.
So should I be happy or upset 'cause dh and I are broke and therefore this will limit his cheating potential? ><
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GR is an aggro alpha male, rich as fuck- I read the chances for men cheating go up the more $$$ they make- b/c women vy for them, their resources and potential as a provider blah blah blah. So this is not shocking I guess.
Still- hope he Mrs. gets a huge settlement, she'll likely keep the kids full time and write a nice nasty tell all about him haha. Oh, and end up with a younger better looking man (who doesn't have fucking fjords running through his forehead..)
DIEGO- I like to call it 'buttsecks' HAHA.
So true. Girl, tune your gaydar. The homophobes are gay no doubt. i have a brother in NYC with two pugs to prove it (in the closet too) Christ all the gay basher animals? Self loathing gay men. Totally completely disturbing..
She probably has nasty ass sex with Gordon, that's why he cheating.
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:46pm.
"Men are as faithful as the options available to them." -- Bill Maher
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Yep, and there are some women who are like that too, so...
But I'd say an ugly fuck like Bill Maher ALWAYS gonna take what's given to ya, cuz they fuckin' his wallet and his celebrity, none of those bitches would fuck Bill Mahr if he worked behind the fish counter at they local grocers...NONE...Bitch would get lucky to get laid at all...EVER, cuz that one FUGLY FUCK...
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wow. Love the stories on here. Interesting different points of view.
Candy- cool- I get what you're saying. It takes balls to turn it all around. I'm glad you are not accepting anything less for yourself now. Good for you goddamnit. Very brave.
I just watched first season of 'Brothers & Sisters' and Holly (Patricia Wettig, needs to be Hot Bitch soon.. liked her from Thirty Something...) was a character who was the patriarch's mistress for years. I like how they made her multi dimensional and not a slag whore charicature. It's the easy way out to classify someone like that when in reality none of us can be so easily described and all of us jsut want the same thing- love.
Oh, for anyone who might respond I'm on board with infidelity or take it lightly I don't. I've never been in that boat (yes while dating- it was easy to throw the dicks overboard and move on) but married with kids I have more at stake. I don;t know how i would take it. Lots to consider and one thing is- reading these stories and also hearing my friends tell me about their experiences- I know it's not black and white. I would have to take into account affair? how long? just a fling? Etc... but in the end i think my gut would end up makign the decision to stay or go (and get counseling).
GREAT- I'm just reading this and my husband is out of town last 2 days on business...back tomorrow. He told me he never cheated on his ex wife and wouldn't on me (and I believe him). Not sure if I wanna look behind the curtain.
Which poster said all men would and the ones who haven't have not been given then right circumstances? Do you guys all believe that to be true?
I love this thread goddamnit! *pours more wine..**
That's a nasty looking ho to mess up your celebrity with.I hope his wife takes his ass to the cleaners.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.
I love that he loves them and he just adopted this little furball shih-tzu, lhasa apso, rug with legs thing that is so cute, but bless his heart, he can't sing. Plus, could it be a cheesier song? I'm cool with the hair metal, but now we're just moving into really bad choices. Singing is just . . . it's sort of adorable that he tries, but we've done karaoke and wow. Have you ever seen that episode of Yes Dear where Greg gets on the ski machine and Kim is like, 'You have to stop before you hurt something . . . like the chance of me ever having sex with you again.'
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:46pm.
"Men are as faithful as the options available to them." -- Bill Maher
I like that quote--and Bill would know. But there are plenty of guys, married or not, who are faithful. Maybe we don't hear about it, cuz it's boring, or maybe they don't announce it.
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"Men are as faithful as the options available to them." -- Bill Maher
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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:27pm.
A man who is kind to animals is good people in my book. Singing to them just steps it up to the next level. :-)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I adore GR. I thought he was sexy (because of his persona) before this and nothing's changed. In fact, now that I know he's a bit adventurous, I like him even more.
Not that I am condoning cheating or anything, but we really do not know the arrangement GR and his wife may have about affairs. I've known a few people who appear to be the "perfect little family" but who have agreed to have lovers on the side and even other types of "experimentation". Indeed those dalliances are what kept the family so "perfect". So, I am not going to throw stones at GR, his wife or the professional mistress.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:10pm.
So when you gonna die bitch cuz you look tasty...What? Was that rude? I meant...TASTAY...*blotting corners of tiger mouth with linen mapkin so as not to mess up chola lipstick...*
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Pshhhaw, TL. Flattery like that will get you every where. *warming you up with a tender fillet of soul, followed by a firm tubesteak*
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Add some catnip and this bitch know how to stay alive....See, whores? It's all about giving me meat, sex and drugs...It don't get no simpler than that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:10pm.
So when you gonna die bitch cuz you look tasty...What? Was that rude? I meant...TASTAY...*blotting corners of tiger mouth with linen mapkin so as not to mess up chola lipstick...*
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Pshhhaw, TL. Flattery like that will get you every where. *warming you up with a tender fillet of soul, followed by a firm tubesteak*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.