Illeana Douglas' Message For The Paps
Illeana Douglas was on Chelsea Lately or some shit talking about how she carries signs with important messages on them just in case the paparazzi are having a slow day and decide to take a picture of her ass. Well, one of her signs came in handy yesterday while she was having coffee with Cheri Oteri and Janeane Garofalo. Illeana takes that shit seriously. It's typed and fucking laminated. That shit takes time.
Although, I know a homeless dude who would not approve of her sign. This dude likes his privacy. He's always outside of my local Duane Reade and the two times I've made eye contact with him, he's said, "What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times! So whenever I'm feeling very ungay, I'll just skip down to the Duane Reade and let that hot homeless dude remind me of my ultra gayness. I can always count on him!
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Submitted by Andraya on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:23pm.
This Douglas ho is the bitch that got the shit kicked out of her by DeNiro in 'Cape Fear' and the crazy psychic who played opposite Kevin Bacon in that horror film he did a few years ago.
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That was Stir of Echoes. I liked that movie though not really bc of her.
garofalo is a mean insecure girl. she is a lucky rich girl armchair liberal. Her monthly rent in NYC could pay yours for a year
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The war isn't working.
Cheri got fat
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The war isn't working.
She has the WORST nose job EVER... thats the sign I'm holdin up for her!!!
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The war isn't working.
This Douglas ho is the bitch that got the shit kicked out of her by DeNiro in 'Cape Fear' and the crazy psychic who played opposite Kevin Bacon in that horror film he did a few years ago. I don't know her from anything else but she's definitely not well known enough to hold up a sign like this!!! Did she steal it from Garofalo??
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Ileana Douglas should be glad that anyone has any interest in her at all...actors want fame and then when they get it, this is how they behave.
Janeane kicks so much ass. She performed at the Anti Prop 8 show at UCB theater last week. Good for us that she's in town!
They are at a "food court" at The Grove....which is where all those random pics of Lohan and Spade were taken.
Don't hate on Garofalo and Oteri! Funniest bitches EVER!
Eh...not a TERRIBLE idea...but w/e I guess...
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"Linda Hogan...$40,000 a month in temporary alimony, but she's whining that it's not enough and she's going poor. Meanwhile, some broke bitches are trying to make balanced meals out of Top Ramen, popcorn, white rice and ketchup packets from McDonald's."
what do these 3 bitches, (who as old as me) have to talk about that the paps want to take pictures of?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 8:16am.
Slow news day, Michael? Ileana Douglas? I mean, she's an ok actress but her having lunch with Oteri and Garofalo?? Absolutely riveting:))))
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I'd rather hear from Douglas & Garofalo than Brit Brit or Chestica...though it won't be easy to make fun of them...never mind!!
"What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times!
That's hot Michael! I'm impressed. Wow, your not just a great writer, you're a local celebrity as well. :)
I was going to leave a comment but Ziggy said it best. Can't top that.
They do. I think that shit is called "Bum Fights."
I think this is kind of interesting. But I wouldn't read about homeless people. Not even the ones with the tinfoil hats.
Slow news day, Michael? Ileana Douglas? I mean, she's an ok actress but her having lunch with Oteri and Garofalo?? Absolutely riveting:))))
older & homely, unpopular & probably bitter...apparently they have nothing better to do than pretend their pics are as sought after as jolie. this is just embarrassing...i feel embarrassed for them. plus, are they in a food court?
Who is she anyway?
Haha, sorry bitch, but you're not a celebrity!
Honestly, who does she think she is? I highly doubt that she is chased down the street by the Britney Spears loyal.
Nothing combats the paparazzi like desperate attention whoring. WOW WHAT A MIND! I'm almost bowled over by her startling social commentary. These cards have done more for my world view than private eduction ever could have.
I have an idea, if these sluts are so concerned with social justice and welfare, then why don't they stop working in an industry where individuals are able to hoover up vast personal fortunes for doing fuck all? Maybe the very fact that we have homeless people has a teensy little bit to do with the fact that rampant capitalism allows people to suck up so much wealth for themselves?
The paparazzi are but a cog in the machine that all movie actors depend on. Without them, you're not going to get nearly as much buzz for your movies, you'll never be 'hot' and you'll never make millions for pretending - sorry, 'acting.'
I'm sure that these morons don't mind the paparazzi when they're strutting down the red carpet at their own personal wank fests that they call 'premiers'.
IT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO SIT SIPPING COFFEE WITH FRIENDS AND SHOWING OFF YOUR RETARDED ARTS AND CRAFTS, WHILE INSINCERELY USING THE PLIGHT OF THE ECONOMICALLY DESTITUTE TO PROMOTE YOUR OWN RICH SELF.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
She's a stupid b#@*ch! I don't like her, well I guess nobody does! But anyway, her message to the paps is good. I applaud her for that.
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I wonder why the second sentence doesn't end with a dot like the first sentence.
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And it says it's only "almost as important".
I'm a cute young girl, I feel lonely... What I really need is love, it's free to chat with me on ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆ where I upload my photos and many rich and handsome singles seeking love online.
Girl has a point. The homeless are much more interesting than celebs having lunch. AND you can get mad stylin tips from em.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
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What a dumb self-righteous 'ho. As appalling as filming celebs may be, it does provide jobs and generates money for publishing. Without those jobs more people would be homeless.
If she doesn't want to be on film, why the fuck is she an actress?
i'm sure they all felt like they accomplished something when they went home to their mansions after lunch... good for them... proven fact:
laminated signs help people
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"We play the game,
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I loved Melvyn Douglas and was just telling someone how amazing he was - while we were watching him in Hud during the Paul Newman mourning period.
But that poor bitch is still a delusional bug-eyed freak. Sorry.
damn, cheri has been eating like a turkey.
How does one feel "ungay"? Is that the feeling you get when you're attracted to the opposite sex instead of the same sex? I'm glad that the homeless man is such an ego booster for you, MK!
Your face!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:27pm.
a video clip of Laurel and Hardy dancing to The Gap Band.
I love that vid. I keep watching it and laffing each time.
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Ha! I just rewatched that, myself!
Timeless!
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Personally, I like the idea of her doing that to give the more sought after celebrities an idea of what THEY can do. It would be cool if they were all carrying around public service announcements like that. It would be honourable.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Who is this cretin "celebrity" anyway...and why would I ever want to see a picture of her ass? Pretentious!
This should have been filed under "Girlfriend Please".
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Candlejack is back!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:27pm.
a video clip of Laurel and Hardy dancing to The Gap Band.
I love that vid. I keep watching it and laffing each time.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:22pm.
Homeless people don't need to be filmed. They need things like ....A HOME.
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Profound...Can I film you saying this?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:48pm.
That was Courtenay Semel, the Yahoo's daughter.
Now everytime I suggest somebody Google something, I want to add "you dumb fuck."
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I cant help it and have to say it. F*ck them if they cant take a joke.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:22pm.
Homeless people don't need to be filmed. They need things like ....A HOME
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That and a video clip of Laurel and Hardy dancing to The Gap Band. Exactly. xoxoxo
Pee'd our pantses around this house today to that..thanks for sharing..catch ya later, funny man.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Okay, I'm off to watch some hwat vampire show, Tiger. Don't let fame divert your hunger though. Homeless people taste like salt of the earth and not plastic, or so I hear.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Homeless people don't need to be filmed. They need things like ....A HOME.
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I'm just here for the beer.
You know in the first picture she's thinking "Finally, a use for this sign I've been shlepping around for six years!"
And her profile disturbs me deeply. I wonder what her profile looked like before this bizarre schnoz-rounding happened....
When these photos were taken these three were probably in the midst of a deep discussion about menstrual cups and which color Prius has the most environmentally acceptable "aura".
Actually I think that's a pretty good idea as long as not ALL celebs start doing it too.
That's stupid of her.Like I really want to mess up my day by seeing picks of homeless people.My lez radar says all 3 of those chicks are gay.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Taking yourself WAY too seriously. It's annoying.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
KEEP FILMING CELEBRITY DOUCHE EXCESS. HELPING THE HOMELESS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A PRIORITY TO THEM...
DIE WHORE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:49pm.
This is CLEARLY staged because who even knows who this whore is???? Ok, and even if you do, this dumb whore has been HOUNDED by the paps??? Yeah, no...This is a DESPERATE ploy for attention...Seriously HOW PATHETIC...Oh, and I'm sure the homeless have SOOOO benefitted from your attention whore fuckery! DIE, WHORE!
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Now, now, Tiger. I say we let her starve to death from lack of work and you can suck the marrow from her anorexic bones. Word of advice tho? Leave the nose for last, it looks like that Journey song: It goes on and on and on...
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Yeah, that schnoz looks like something even I can't digest....
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and Mrs K....
Enlighten me...Who this fug ho be? And I know they's some homeless ho's need to be waitin' out wherever this bitch lives, cuz you know she treats them like dog shit on her shoe...I'll believe otherwise when I see it, but until then, I officially despise this useless vapid WHORE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love janene
*$#@%^&*!!!
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening... but this wasn't it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:49pm.
This is CLEARLY staged because who even knows who this whore is???? Ok, and even if you do, this dumb whore has been HOUNDED by the paps??? Yeah, no...This is a DESPERATE ploy for attention...Seriously HOW PATHETIC...Oh, and I'm sure the homeless have SOOOO benefitted from your attention whore fuckery! DIE, WHORE!
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Now, now, Tiger. I say we let her starve to death from lack of work and you can suck the marrow from her anorexic bones. Word of advice tho? Leave the nose for last, it looks like that Journey song: It goes on and on and on...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:49pm.
This is CLEARLY staged because who even knows who this whore is????
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Teacher!! Teacher!!!
I do, I do!!!
Call on me!!!!
And so does Dee Dee.
*passing note to Dee Dee*
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:44pm.
Yeah, but did you know that without googling him?
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Maybe I didn't know the name of his movies off the top of my head, but I most certainly know who Joseph Cotten is, sir!
What kind of film buff would I be otherwise?
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:48pm.
That was Courtenay Semel, the Yahoo's daughter.
Now everytime I suggest somebody Google something, I want to add "you dumb fuck."
It doesn't go over very well outside our little DL world.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.
OOOOH girl! Deshawn Snow is married to a famous athlete.
I saw one episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and all I have to say about Ms. Snow is that her husband HAS to be a down-low brutha or getting some one the side, because I can't believe her husband would be satisfied with her.
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Girl, puhleeze. *suckin' teef* They stole his story line for the new season of the Starter Wife.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.