Illeana Douglas' Message For The Paps
Illeana Douglas was on Chelsea Lately or some shit talking about how she carries signs with important messages on them just in case the paparazzi are having a slow day and decide to take a picture of her ass. Well, one of her signs came in handy yesterday while she was having coffee with Cheri Oteri and Janeane Garofalo. Illeana takes that shit seriously. It's typed and fucking laminated. That shit takes time.
Although, I know a homeless dude who would not approve of her sign. This dude likes his privacy. He's always outside of my local Duane Reade and the two times I've made eye contact with him, he's said, "What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times! So whenever I'm feeling very ungay, I'll just skip down to the Duane Reade and let that hot homeless dude remind me of my ultra gayness. I can always count on him!
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Nitty, I'm totally into the classics. Just the other day I rented "A Tale of Two Titties".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:16pm.
Hey, Joe. Really, I just heard about it on the news. I actually spent all weekend reading
'Middlemarch'. *snort*
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I know you only read that for rampant nudity..oh, no wait that was *Coffee, Tea or Me?*
PS I enjoyed *Silas Marner& more. *Middlemarch* put me into a coma.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:16pm.
Hey, Joe. Really, I just heard about it on the news. I actually spent all weekend reading 'Middlemarch'. *snort*
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Might I suggest your time would be better spent researching Middlesmirtz?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hey, Joe. Really, I just heard about it on the news. I actually spent all weekend reading 'Middlemarch'. *snort*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:08pm.
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You know I only went there cuz you refused to let me rummage through your trash cans. *dejected sigh* Waiting for you to *die* ;p
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:07pm.
Nitty: I'd invite you back to my place but my cardboard box is in foreclosure.
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*lets boobs flop back down to her belly button*
Story of my life, Mr. P. Story of my life. Damn papparazzi just live to see my pain. Maybe I can get Illena to turn my life's story into a movie of the weak?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:47pm.
She obviously has never heard of "Bumfights". They film the homeless all the time.
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Mr Prez, is this how you're filling those long winter evenings? Polluting your mind with *bum fights*? May I suggest cross-stitching? Very absorbing and keeps the hands busy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Her boyfriend gave her that scene of torture and getting murdered Was it his way of breaking up with her?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:03pm.
*hides Boones Farm bottle in trash bag then adjusts her boobies*
Well, a genitalman after my own heart.
*appraising glance*
My, but those lovely polyester plaids you're sporting do speak of a certain Genny so kwau when paired with those golf shoes missing their spikes, Mr. President.
hahahahaha Nit-tay....
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...
Nitty: I'd invite you back to my place but my cardboard box is in foreclosure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Well, I've got some news for the lovely Illeana:
It's been done, bitch!
[Link to Rotten.com NSFW]
The fourth pic is NOT a good angle for O'teri. :(
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:47pm.
She obviously has never heard of "Bumfights". They film the homeless all the time.
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neither have I. You ARE joking right?
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:57pm.
Nitty: I'm a St. Ides man, myself. I like to keep things classy
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*hides Boones Farm bottle in trash bag then adjusts her boobies*
Well, a genitalman after my own heart.
*appraising glance*
My, but those lovely polyester plaids you're sporting do speak of a certain Genny so kwau when paired with those golf shoes missing their spikes, Mr. President.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Re: Mr. President---
You sent me to urban dictionary and wiki. For other clueless folks like me, here's the skinny on "Bumfights."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumfights
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you say you want to find black man for love and the sexy. but you like interracial man? It's for sexy times at gristlemonstersontour.com.--Tigerlily
If I saw her in a coffee shop I'd probably ask her "Weren't you the hooker in "Cape Fear" that was on her stomach on the bed in your bra and panties and Robert DeNiro sat on your back and pulled your arm out if it's socket? That was so cool. Have you done anything since?"
Bet she'd have a nice laminated sign for me.
Miley cirus must keep pedophiles jerking off when they see her and her pics. Can they kidnapp her and keep her tongue busy since she loves sticking it out and pretend she
Misses a cock in her mouth
Please Mr.
Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Nitty: I'm a St. Ides man, myself. I like to keep things classy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i would kill to listen to what those three had to say...love all three of them
what the fuck happened to cheri oteri? jesus christ
Is anyone watching this ama song show red carpet thing?
What are the pussy cat girls wearing. I don't like the yellow dress. Christin is really working the circuit. Christina looks way better Sans big titties. I wonder who gave her a clue to stop looking like tvs clown?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Dr. Funk: Yes, Farmers Market.
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...
OMG what duane reade ? not the one on 26th and 8th ? Cause I totally know that homeless man you are talking about!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:47pm.
She obviously has never heard of "Bumfights". They film the homeless all the time.
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ROFLMFAO!!! Ding. Ding. Ding. This round goes to Mr. President..Now quit bogartin' the Mad Dog 20/20
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:44pm.
Step off! I bought him that green strapless.
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you say you want to find black man for love and the sexy. but you like interracial man? It's for sexy times at gristlemonstersontour.com.--Tigerlily
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:47pm.
She obviously has never heard of "Bumfights". They film the homeless all the time.
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neither have I. You ARE joking right?
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BALLOONS!
And just who is this bitch?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:19pm.
It's in all caps. I hope Kanye doesn't see this and get any ideas. Every photo of him will have a laminated message like this.
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As long as it covers his mouth.
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BALLOONS!
The only thing I'd appreciate more than the paps not taking her picture is if she never got another role for the rest of her life.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
She obviously has never heard of "Bumfights". They film the homeless all the time.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:36pm.
Gross...What a fugly potluck of lesbo.
Im so glad Im straight., and if I werent, Id not be dining at this table, the nubby nails girls club.
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Quick poll - how many of you just stopped biting or picking at your nails?
bb - this isn't the first time you've done this! heehee
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<""What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times! ">
What you get for wearing your green strapless to Duane Reade.
Three retro-70's feminists at a coffee shop...Very LA.Looks like the farmers market.They're probably straight...and they're definitely the last chix you call when you wanna get laid.
I like her message. those chairs dont look comfortable though.
"After a long relationship with Martin Scorsese, Douglas married Jonathan Axelrod, son of Hollywood producer George Axelrod in 1998. They divorced three years later.[5] She is known for her part in Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear (1991), her role as singer/songwriter Denise Waverly in Allison Anders' Grace of My Heart (1996), and her roles in To Die For (1995) and Ghost World (2001)." wiki
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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
and how much ya wanna bet they weren't even paying any attention to her fug ass until she pulled out the sign? They were probably there for Garofalo.
Gross...What a fugly potluck of lesbo.
Im so glad Im straight., and if I werent, Id not be dining at this table, the nubby nails girls club. If I were going to go the other way, I need a hottie, not a cat lady in training.
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Tigerlilly 11/14/08
She's annoying and she can't act. I guess once dating Scorcese can really take you places.
Aw, how cute! She thinks she's a celebrity.
I bet she leaked panty pudding everywhere when she finally got the chance to use one of her signs.
Haaahaaahaaaahaaaa Madam s, sandwich boards.
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Ok. I get what she is trying to say...but she missed the mark...or maybe I am wrong and the homeless population are all just waiting for their close-up.
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I'd like to ask you from the start
If you could pull me out of the dark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uCuL62KUz4
That sign is about Phoebe Price somehow.
Fuck...I looked better than these toe-up semi-celebs when I WAS homeless!
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I love Janeane.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
This is why I can NEVER sit in a coffee shop. She's an idiot if she thinks this makes any difference. I don't know who she is either, but I want her to only speak through laminated paper from now on.
Submitted by Kp on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:26pm.
um...since when were these women celebrities?
No smack talk about Janeane G. but the other two who cares?
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Awww... I think the sign is hot. I think Britney, Lohan, Brangelina, etc. should be forced by law to wear giant versions like sandwich boards at all times. And paper bags over their heads with just eye holes cut out.
And that's a fun table to be at, I'm sure. Cool ladies.
Leona on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:24pm.
You got that right, zomay. I'll stand right behind you and shake my fist.
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Heeeheeeheee. I'm down wit that.
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The sign chick has a profile like a 100 year old tortoise.
Whew-ee, that face is beat down.
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
um...since when were these women celebrities?
So what good would it do to film the homeless?
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I'd make a comment about Cheri Oteri's lack of eyebrows, but I just got off the phone with my mom, and she's one of those almost-no-natural-eyebrows gals, so I'm feeling a bit guilty.