Wednesday, November 26th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Tina Turner (69, the best age to be)
Lil' Fizz (23)
Natasha Bedingfield (27)
Tammy Lynn Michaels (34)
Peter Facinelli (35)
Garcelle Beauvais (42)
Lisa Moretti (47)
John McVie (63)
Rich Little (70)

(Thanks to NaughtyVoyeur for the pic)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:59am.

beyonce wishes she could do it like tina. EAT YOUR HEART OUT "B"

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:59am.

Tina looks FIRECE! Happy Birthday to a great singer and well deserved legend.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:33pm.

ACK! I love you Tina but I'm sorry. No. It's not the first time I've said it either;)

Kisses, birthday hos!

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:17pm.

OMG!

I live for La Turner and her services , thanks Tina -you are simply the best and can keep rocking til yer 101 yrs old as far as Im concerned~

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Submitted by cringe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:56pm.

Happy Birthday to you Tina!! sexy then and sexy now!!

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Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:21pm.

Tina--go 'head, do yo' thang! When I grow up, I wanna be Tina. To be almost 70 and still rockin' the heels--what?! Love ya!

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Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 7:49pm.

A very special Happy Birthday wish for Ms. Tina Turner.

All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC

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Submitted by BobsBB on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:16pm.

Tina Turner rules the universe.

Submitted by texannewlywed on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:59pm.

Tina Turner, a true legend. And to the poster Bo, toss off you wanker. Tina Turner is gorgeous and doesn't need to change a thing. You wish your sorry ass looked as good as Ms. Tina.

Submitted by Bo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:52am.
Happy Birthday Tina! I love you, but lose some weight, you look ridiculous!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:56pm.

Huge happy to everyone that shares this special day with me!

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Submitted by FireCat on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:50pm.

I don't know how old that photo is, but she damn sure didn't look like or wear anything like that in concert 2 weeks ago. Here's a review with photos from the show:

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_music_blog/2008/11/tina-t...

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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:48pm.

Damn, Tina is one HOT bitch!

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Submitted by FireCat on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:46pm.

Saw her a few weeks ago in concert. She was phenomenal! She looks and sounds incredible. She had back up singers and dancers that were a third her age who could barely keep up with her hot ass.
I wish I could have seen her back when she was with Ike, but it couldn't have been much better.

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Submitted by Jaded - the original on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:22pm.

Happy BDay Tina!

"...better than all the rest; better than anyone..."

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Submitted by Leona on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:48pm.

Mad Max(ine).

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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:43pm.

Natasha Bedingfield, girl can sing but I thought she was MUCH older....she looks really long in the tooth...

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Submitted by fulgora77 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:39pm.

Is that Tina's Auntie Entity outfit?!! Oh Tina I love you.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:29pm.

We have heard, long ago, that Tina is actually 10 years older - which would make her 79. Since she looks not unlike Sophie Tucker at that age in this photo, we might be inclined to believe the older number.

Submitted by Bo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:22pm.

Happy Birthday Tina! I love you, but lose some weight, you look ridiculous!

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Submitted by Am on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:03pm.

Wow...(awkward pause). She's still simply the best!

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Submitted by its six thirty ... on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:34am.

happy birthday tina. i still love your legs.

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Submitted by Violatrix on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:12am.

DON'T DO IT, TINA! DON'T DO IT!

Why is she wearing Kim's wig!?

Submitted by wolfyMan on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:08am.

She's actually a robot.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:52am.

Happy Bday Tina.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:47am.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:10am.
I'll put it out there, this is not an old pic, and no, she looks ridiculous, love her and her music, some of it, but I like the "classy" version she works instead of this mess.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:40am.

I'll put it out there, this is not an old pic, and no, she looks ridiculous, love her and her music, some of it, but I like the "classy" version she works instead of this mess.

Happy Birfday to everyone!!!!

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Submitted by joanne on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:36am.

HB Tina Turner.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:18am.

Dayum, that's an old @$$ pic. She's waaaaaaaaaaay hotter now ( if that's possible)!!

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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:11am.

WHY is she wearing a He-man costume??

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:10am.

Nitwitty, yes I am still working hard but now don't care and log on dlisted and post!
Most of the time I just read the funny coments.
Seems like a slow day of work today.

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:06am.

I'm gonna do a lamb roast for tomorrow. My brother says roasting a leg of lamb is a nice and eeeasy meal to do. Now I don't mind a nice and easy meal, but I like to do my lamb roast nice and rrrough.......

Happy Happy Tina, it's yo burfday.

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Submitted by coca on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:01am.

Tina you know I love you but it's time to put away the Thunderdome costume.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:38am.

Proud Mary KEEP ON ROCKIN!!! WooooT!

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:25am.

Tina, you are The Queen! The no-talent skanks in music today should grovel at your feet!

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Submitted by JaneDoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:24am.

I looooooooooove 69 I think that's my lucky number :P

MK I miss you lol man I've been checking this site every few hours and I read every sex-tion that he made...I love how MK named all his sections...but really, you need to change that Scientology to Scientolohole
puppies and enema,
Moi

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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:17am.

tina rocks!! she's hot for her age yo!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:14am.

Happy birthday John McVie! My fav. Fleetwood Mac song: The Chain

Beyond Thunderdome....whoooooooaaaaa whoooooooaaaa whoooooooooaaaa LOL Who doesn't love Tina Turner? Hot bitch!

Mornin' MK and dlisters ♥

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:06am.

HB, Tina, you hot bitch you! You are the QUEEN, baby!

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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:05am.

morning paquita and everyone! *hugs*

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:53am.

Tina Turner fuck yeah! And she's still singing "We Don't Need Another Hero" I love that hot bitch for that reason alone!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:42am.

Hey, Paquita! Good to see ya again. Still working your tukus off? Nice to see Haribo this morning as well, miss your funny posts!

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Submitted by Queen Justine on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:42am.

Wow, Tina Turner is still doing her thing, I'm happy for her! But damn Michael, you couldn't find a more flattering pic of the woman? C'mon! I know you dance only with your chonies on to Private Dancer, haha :P

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:34am.

Morning MK, morning Nitwitty and Haribo.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:28am.

Mornin' MK♥ Happy Birthday, Tina and hopefully many more to come. What an icon, just don't call her queen or Aretha will squish you with her chi chi's.

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:22am.

Happy Bday to all sluts!!
My slut of a boyfriend celebrated Monday, and my that is this Thursday (thanksgiving. I will tell him "you are a bday hot slut today dad."
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 8:21am.

happy birthday tina and all the sluts!!
it's too early to be up :( anywho, work is a bitch!