Sunday, November 23rd 2008
NO.
What in Christmas tinsel hell does Beyonce have over her eyes? That shit looks like a cat toy. I know a few pussies who would go crazy over those things. It's too bad there weren't any cats around Beyonce, because they would've pounced on her ass and scratched her eyes out.
All the bitch needs is Kanye's horizontal blinds sunglasses and she'd have a fucking complete window treatment. Once again, I think she stole this shit out of Solange's craft project box. And in the third thumbnail below, I think Beyonce stole that shit on her head from Snow Miser's ice castle.
Here's Beyonce being "so edgy" and "so artsy" while filming her video for Diva in Los Angeles yesterday.
NO... is RIGHT!!!!
And is that a paper mache(sp) on her head??? SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
SASHA is so not FIERCE!
She's headed down that "Good Girl Gone Bad" pathe. Oh GOD HELP US!
Her music sounds the same every year every song. Plus her wigs sometimes looks like shit.
See ya Bitches!
The eleventh thumbnail could make a very good Caption This photo...
Sasha Lame has nothing on Levar Burton, with the banana clip over his eyes on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Or like someone's mother has gone plumb crazy with the glue gun and decorative fringe.
Fuckery.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
beyonce who thinks that because she has money she can do whatever she wants; and this is true. but it also doesn't stop her from looking like a fool and communicating to the world that she doesn't like herself and wishes she was someone else. pathetic. GET THERAPY BITCH!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
From Nitwitty:
Okay, just because you make a lot of money, doesn't mean you have style, class or common sense.
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someone needs to sit her down and tell her this. her husband maybe.
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
ONCE AGAIN:
if you hate beyonce go to HateOnBeyonce.blogspot.com!
and she looks like an idiot. on someone else this would look amazing(tyra or some other supermodel with the genuine look and style) but on her the outfits look cheap and ghetto.
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Oh good i see some ho finally slapped a dunce cap from space on this bitch and told her to sit her stupid ass in the corner!
ID ONT LIKE YOU! IM NOT PUTTING A RING ON YA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
hey, where can i buy those glasses... awesome.. :-DD
anyway, whole beyonce is shit anyway. those glasses willn't help her..
>> there is no patch for human stupidity <<
Submitted by Wyle E on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:12am.
You see that's the trouble with being rich, beautiful and talented. You THINK you can do everything and you can't.
Good one. I would modify slightly to say the rich and famous think they can do everything. This is what prompts well-paid, mediocre actors to try to write or direct or famous singers to try to write their own tunes.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
She tries so hard... But she´s never gonna be the edgy top model she´s trying to be...
jigga needs to keep the glue sticks and the reynolds wrap away from bouncey....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Wyle E on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:12am.
You see that's the trouble with being rich, beautiful and talented. You THINK you can do everything and you can't.
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I'm sorry...but she's NOT beautiful. Only thing going for her is her hair & I'm not sure its real
Glasses remind me of that Mike Myers clip on SNL ...German show, Dieter something I think
Solange strikes back!
Enough already of this Beyond nonsense.
She is quickly becoming this century's Cher with her utter ridiculous fashions.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
That thing on her left hand... what? just stop, B.
God, Beyonce is becoming Mariahesque in her desperation to stay relevant.
Dammit, Squishy Fart, face it, you married better than yourself (even though he fucks around on you with younger 'talent'), you're getting older, and you need to sit back and kick it like a Hotlanta housewife...because you're too rich to be doing bullshit like this.
Man she's gotten seriously tacky. Does Jayzee let her out of the house looking like that? C'mon Jigga talk to your wife.
MK please stop posting about Beyonce! She is a waste of editorial space!!
This is the same, tired crap we used to dream up in the third grade. Talk about a repressed childhood-she and MJ need to talk to one another.
She looks like a dumbass.
Submitted by Wyle E on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:12am.
You see that's the trouble with being rich, beautiful and talented. You THINK you can do everything and you can't.
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I can give a LOT of leeway for a video shoot. But sheriously...who does she think she is. Grace Jones?
And I think the advice would sound more like this:
Bitch, please...I knoOOOWW you're not going out in THAT! Where yo style honey? Where yo look? NUh-uh...no,no..I dont think SO! *puts hand on hip...wobbles head from side to side*
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
I've kind of had enough of her Beyonceness.
You see that's the trouble with being rich, beautiful and talented. You THINK you can do everything and you can't.
In Beyonce's case she can't dress herself without looking like she's trying desperately hard. Which is the antithesis (ooh word!) of style.
But no-one will say to her, 'Look. You're a great entertainer and you're a hot looking chick. But your clothing taste lies somewhere between a Speed Racer Barbie and Adam Ant, and so let's leave it to the professionals mmmkay?'
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Night ESE!! *kisses your gentlemanly cheek*
Evenin Wyle...glad you liked it :)
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:21am.
Looks like her nose is going through a car-wash.
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**Cough - splutter - spits out vietnamese rice paper roll I was trying to eat for dinner.**
Great description!
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
i mean really... REALLY!?!...fringe glasses?!?! ... this shit just still makes me laugh... that's it...
off to bed!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Wow. That is... wow.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
LMAO at her paper-plane, Christmas-cracker-hat!!!
Beyonce please get a stylist.
Or a different stylist.
Or something. Fuck!
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Best story title ever.
Looks like her nose is going through a car-wash.
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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK
Every time i see her i wanna throw somethin' at her...it never fails.
WHY, why, WHY!!! ..Didn't MK do an American Music Awards live blog???
Rhianna's outfit perfectly matched these glasses.
HAHAHAHA!!!.. those things are ridiculous!!... that's just the pick me up i needed
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:16am.
I hate the be the bearer of bad news but, Lafayette is dead.
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Who?
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Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...
I hate the be the bearer of bad news but, Lafayette is dead.
her haire looks "real"ly good, bitch finally appears to have invested in some real weave! PS that ain't Bey, that's Sasha
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Ah that silly twat Beyawnce! She's so trying to remain relevant...those tree trunk legs don't fool anybody!!
Your face!
The sunglasses are Tina's latest design for the House of Derriere. They'll be available at walmart in time for the holidays.
I think it's Sasha's turn to be locked in the basement.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She is sooo tired! Did you watch the ama everyone was bored silly with her behind
Yeah i said it
G'night, Tiger!
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:34pm.
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Stank poser....;-)
Ok, all you DListed sluts, I love you more than Mama Knowles loves the basement baby...*kicking clingy DListed ho back down into the basement*...ok, maybe not "more than", but I've got to get my BEEYOOTAY sleep...What? It's been workin...You DListed basement ho's want to be fed right???? Then tell me I'm BEEYOOTEEFUL..., WELL???? Fine, don't eat! *slamming basement door*....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:50pm.
Ahahahahaha! Billy Mays(?) needs to be a hot slut...I'm sure he already has been, but he needs to be a hot slut hawkin' Beyonce's ghetto glasses...Make it happen MK,...*belch*...What? Like you hwores never burp...
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....psssffftt....
*walks aways smiling*
*everyone in the room begins to gag from putrid, rotten 1000yr. old egg with dead fetus in the middle smell*
...I do more than just burp....
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GOOD GOD, MAN!
Anyone who hasn't been exposed to Paris Hilton's putrid stink fish is tearing up and gaggin about now....Wait, we've all been over-exposed to that toxic stank *spritzing Fabreeze*...Yeah, *yawn*... Us DListers have smelled worse than 1000 yr. old dead fetus eggs...A'member Shitney's pank eye??? Yeah, how about the FIRE CROTCH clam bake...huh?...Oh, God...getting Woozy...needing gas mask against memories of STANK....
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I let this homeless guy with knoted up dreads to his ankles and three green teeth in his mouth tap this ass everyday....and when I say ass, I mean ass....I started like this (*) now I look like this (o). I weigh 545 lbs and cant move from my bed and he's the only man Ive met willing to do it. I eat taco bell and hot sauce everyday and it hurts when I pee.....that should give you a vauge idea of what my farts smell like....fuckin paris aint got shit on me....
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Ms. Queen latifah I love u but can u give me a throwback, Ladies First. The super woman was nice and the opera lady was fabulous but come on already!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I've loved Pink ever since she made that song making fun of the stupid hollywood twats.
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I have respect for Pink now. She's really working it. Bravo to her!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
What the fuck and what the hell is this bullshit song kanye is singing? He really wonders why he doesn't win?!?! Let's be for real! How can u be so heartless, is he talking about his mother?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
SORRY KAYNE, YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ELVIS ORRRR ANNIE!!