Sunday, November 23rd 2008
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What in Christmas tinsel hell does Beyonce have over her eyes? That shit looks like a cat toy. I know a few pussies who would go crazy over those things. It's too bad there weren't any cats around Beyonce, because they would've pounced on her ass and scratched her eyes out.
All the bitch needs is Kanye's horizontal blinds sunglasses and she'd have a fucking complete window treatment. Once again, I think she stole this shit out of Solange's craft project box. And in the third thumbnail below, I think Beyonce stole that shit on her head from Snow Miser's ice castle.
Here's Beyonce being "so edgy" and "so artsy" while filming her video for Diva in Los Angeles yesterday.
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I had the horizontal blinds sunglasses in the 80's. They came as part of some promo package I got because I was a radio dj. But I never got up the guts to wear them. Recently I saw a retail clerk in the local mall wearing them so I guess they're back for another round.
But I doubt these tinsel/cat toy/douche looking ones will catch on. Is she on drugs?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:50pm.
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I don't know who that lady who 'gave us a pocket full of sunshine is', but every single damn song she sung I thought was Pink's. Their voice really that identical or am I mental?
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What the fuck space cadet looking tommy whatever is wearing?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:50pm.
Ahahahahaha! Billy Mays(?) needs to be a hot slut...I'm sure he already has been, but he needs to be a hot slut hawkin' Beyonce's ghetto glasses...Make it happen MK,...*belch*...What? Like you hwores never burp...
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....psssffftt....
*walks aways smiling*
*everyone in the room begins to gag from putrid, rotten 1000yr. old egg with dead fetus in the middle smell*
...I do more than just burp....
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Anyone who hasn't been exposed to Paris Hilton's putrid stink fish is tearing up and gaggin about now....Wait, we've all been over-exposed to that toxic stank *spritzing Fabreeze*...Yeah, *yawn*... Us DListers have smelled worse than 1000 yr. old dead fetus eggs...A'member Shitney's pank eye??? Yeah, how about the FIRE CROTCH clam bake...huh?...Oh, God...getting Woozy...needing gas mask against memories of STANK....
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I thought that pocket full of sunshine was sung by pink.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:50pm.
Ahahahahaha! Billy Mays(?) needs to be a hot slut...I'm sure he already has been, but he needs to be a hot slut hawkin' Beyonce's ghetto glasses...Make it happen MK,...*belch*...What? Like you hwores never burp...
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....psssffftt....
*walks aways smiling*
*everyone in the room begins to gag from putrid, rotten 1000yr. old egg with dead fetus in the middle smell*
...I do more than just burp....
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
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LMAO! Ridiculous!
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:43pm.
Oooh, Tiger!
I just imagined that in an infomercial w/ that Billy Meys(?) shouting those lines, hah!
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Ahahahahaha! Billy Mays(?) needs to be a hot slut...I'm sure he already has been, but he needs to be a hot slut hawkin' Beyonce's ghetto glasses...Make it happen MK,...*belch*...What? Like you hwores never burp...
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Oooh, Tiger!
I just imagined that in an infomercial w/ that Billy Meys(?) shouting those lines, hah!
@la coocaracha: true dat!
ETA: Annie Lenox! I'm squealing like a school girl here... I knew watching this would eventually pay off.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:36pm.
Still watching that crappy awards show and...
Holy f*ck! That pussy cats dolls singer sucks major @ss. Is this singing? I don't want to know...
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Shes the hottest, funnest looking one out of the bunch......its been well established that you dont need a lick of talent (paris, solange) to be famouse...just looks or connections...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Yeah, you too can take your left over xmas tree tinsel and be as ghetto as this...All for the low price of, well...your dignity...plus shipping...
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Still watching that crappy awards show and...
Holy f*ck! That pussy cats dolls singer sucks major @ss. Is this singing? I don't want to know...
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:35pm.
I'll agree to that, but she can't sing, ugh!
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This pussy cat lead girl is HOT!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Since this is at a shoot for a music video, and not out in "public" I will let this one slide... just this once.
I dunno! But All in all, I think she looks good, non?
At the very least, her acceptance speech was a million times better than Kanye's.
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I am confused with Alicia keys, is she being Indian, hiding a pimple, what?!?!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Oh hell no!!!! She needs to talk to demi moores doctor regarding fat knees syndrome. I was really hoping to see the fierce guy on u tube be her back up dancer.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Meh. Any publicity is good publicity as long as it gets people talking about you, that's the general rule of thumb.
A related topic; Did anybody see her on SNL a couple weeks ago in her little video skit?
I almost spit my soda when Darrell Hammond called her to the set, he made her name almost sound like "beyotch" when he said it.
"BEYOnce!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
She's performing just now and I gotta admit, her body is bangin'.
Too bad she wears this ridiculous tacky sh*t. I guess she could blame this on Sasha?
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NO is right!
Somebody needs to tell Beyonce that she doesn't need to try so hard to be "fierce"; she looks ridiculous.
Also in the eleventh thumbnail, it looks like that guy's head is up her bum. Just sayin'.
She is trying to be artsy and I have actually seen some runway stuff that has shit very similar to this.They love to wear funky shit on their heads.I am wondering if she has the same stylist as Kayne or if her mom is still designing some of this stuff.It looks ok,if I saw it on the catwalk it wouldn't faze me one bit.The only thing that is not cool is the Freddy Krueger/MJ glove.
I hate to say it but I love this chick now,I think she is crazy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:56pm.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he husband wouldn't go for that. I'm just a flirty bastard.
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Yeah right.....im sure youre thiinking of ways to make her see that she LOVES YOU!!! Not her husband...her husband is standing in the way of you and hers LOVE! Youre cooking something up to get you and the Beyonce look alike ALONE so that she can finally realize her LOVE for you.....I just know it!
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Solange is livid! I bet she's bleaching the shit out of Sasha Fierces' clothes.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:56pm.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he husband wouldn't go for that. I'm just a flirty bastard.
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Mike! That never stopped you from standing outside my window. Course that $800 a month I send helps a little.
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LOL...I started laughing even before scrolling down to read MK's even more hilarious post about this foolishness. What is the point of having "sunglasses" that you can barely see out of?! I understand th whole "cool" concept but that sh** is still pointless and stupid. And can I just say that Beyonce seems like the type that acts all sweet and innocent for the cam but is probably a straight up bitch in real life.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:56pm.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he husband wouldn't go for that. I'm just a flirty bastard.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:25pm.
There's a girl at my office who looks VERY much like Beyonce, but she has a Tyra Banks forehead. She's extremely polite and pleasant, but she's very religous. She claims she wasn't always so, and I tell her I wish I knew her then.
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HMMMMMM....
Sounds like somebodys in love.....do you stand outside her house everynight to make sure nobody harms her and peep in her bathroom window when shes taking a bath to make sure she washes between her legs as well?
OnT: This is one of the few post where I didnt even have to see the full pic or read the article to get a longlasting chuckle...shit is funniiiieee...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Any asshole can put a ridiculous piece of crap on and walk around and their a fashion plate, get real.
She could be the new chick that answers the intergalactic phone on the new star trek.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:40pm.
I really blame Tina Knowles for all Beyonce's craziness. She's the Puppetmaster.
@ mike--
That's it! Those dingle-dangle shades have got to be from The House of Derriere.
Go Tina.
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I have never liked Beyonce, and now I know I never will. This, um, "edgy" look was supposed to be Solange's thing, and now Beyonce is doing it. Sasha Fierce (which I am sure is more like Sasha Farce) is a stupid overplayed idea.
Normally i would be embarassed if i saw such a thing on mostly anyone but on Beyonce i laugh and rejoice at this toolbag too self dilluted to take a step and know when its all overdone.
Submitted by NaNoop on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:37pm.
Between the dingle-dangle shades and mono-chrome glove, what the hell "look" is she going for? The only description that comes to my mind is STUPID
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Dayum, you really need to get with it, Nanoop! She's going for the St00pid look. Sheesh, talk about schoolin' a muthah.
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i would be ok if anyone was doing this "avant-garde" shit shes trying to pull off, but coming from her its just annoying.
I really blame Tina Knowles for all Beyonce's craziness. She's the Puppetmaster.
Between the dingle-dangle shades and mono-chrome glove, what the hell "look" is she going for? The only description that comes to my mind is STUPID.
All Trasha Fierce needs now is a pair of silver Crocs.
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The fuck is that?
Christmas tree garland?
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There's a girl at my office who looks VERY much like Beyonce, but she has a Tyra Banks forehead. She's extremely polite and pleasant, but she's very religous. She claims she wasn't always so, and I tell her I wish I knew her then.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:16pm.
Tigerlilly, don't let the purdy sparkly things dangling from her eyes blind you from your mission, it's not the eyes you are after...it's her voicebox.
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Yeah, I'm gonna show Sasha Fierce the meaning of fierce...and exsanguination, evisceration, and...Oh fuck...zoo officials, gotta dash...
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Anyone seen the BritBrit promo on NBC?
And someone on this post - or another - asked about a live blogging for the AMAs. Does MK do that for awards? Sh*t, I might actually watch the next Oscars along with him and all you d-listed hoes.
ETA: Mrs K! I got your Latkes right here! Course they aren't that great, but... after a beer - or ten - they taste f*cking great!
ETA 2: Because I had too many beers in order to be able to eat my own food, I just noticed the AMAs is on ABC and not NBC!
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I wonder what size jeans she wears. Those jeans are so tight on her they make her waist look huge. I wonder what true size she wears. Curious, don't think she's fat, but i bet she claims to be a 4 or 6.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:56pm.
Of Topic - Phoebe Price is the AMA's
Is there no red carpet that PP hasn't been on.
I thought MK might be simulcasting this mess.
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I'm glad he's not. Christina opened the show and from what i hear she messed up. :0( (I havent seen her performance yet - I'm hoping that it's just hate from so called 'fans')
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It's slowly happening. Sasha Fierce is taking over Beyonce, like, completely. Maybe someday, there will be an album, "I Am...Beyonce Knowles". This split personality thing is scary.
She looks crappy. There is nothing sexy or fierce about her new "look". She needs to go find a queen or two. And ask for some help.
Ho buster #1!
Submitted by findleynb on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:16pm.
why does beyonce always have white girl hair?
She's Creole!!!! How could you forget?