Saturday, November 29th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Jackie Stallone (87)
Lucas Black (26)
The Game (29)
Anna Faris (32)
Gena Lee Nolin (37)
Jonathan Knight (40)
Ellen Cleghorne (43)
Don Cheadle (44)
Andrew McCarthy (46)
Tom Sizemore (47)
Cathy Moriarty (48)
Kim Delaney (50)
Michael Dempsey (50)
Howie Mandel (53)
Joel Coen (54)
Garry Shandling (59)
Diane Ladd (73)
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Bring back the Jackie Stallone 900# psychic hotline commercials.
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
Anna Faris is 32? Wow, had no idea...I guess her characters make her seem so much younger. Happy Birthday Anna, you funny slut!
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
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Very FEW parts of Jocelyn Wildenstein, um, I mean Jackie Stallone are 87 years old. Happy Birthday to the parts that are. (He he!)
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
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Ahhhhhhhhh OMG that is one scary lady...damn. And Sly doesn't look much better either. They must go to the same plastic surgeon, two for one deal. That is really bad..YIKES!!! I would be soooo upset if I looked like that. I probably wouldn't come out from under the covers.
Jackie Stallone is a spittin' image of Carrot Top!
No jokes about Jackie Stallone please, she is the epitome of feminine beauty and grace. Ok, I can't keep a straight face..and neither can Jackie. WTF, did she leave the microwave on high all night or what?
Damn,she looks good for 87!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcdy9CjZ6B8
this is the theme to Garry's show.....
note the huge package on the singer to the left LOL
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
nice plastic surgeon you've got
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Say what you want, but Jackie Stallone's plastic surgeon did an EXCELLENT job...of making her look like an elderly version of Michael Jackson....
Seriously, if you didn't know MK was black, you would think these two HAD to be related, no?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Shouldn't there be a "1" in front of that "87"?
Godzilla.
God Bless you, MK you always find the most nightmarish pictures, haha
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Fucking Jackie Stallone is morphing into Sly!
Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 8:14am.
I can't decide if Jackie looks good for 87 or if she's just a monster.
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What's scary is that botoxed up her yin yang, she still looks more natural than the Vadge.
If she wore lighter-colored make-up and hair color, she might actually look about 50 or 50-something, putting her right in Vadge's generation.
Happy Big Ol Birfday -
Don Cheadle
Joel Coen
Diane Ladd
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Jackie Stallone. That pic is her at 87? That's somepowerful botox they're using these days.
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Jackie is just G.L.O.W.ing in this picture! Kitty litter!!
Jackie resembles a pre-steroid Carrottop, and one of her poops is probably more talented.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jonathan Knight is a hot piece -- I always felt like a pedophile when I watched them with the Voodoo Chile.
Now come out the closet, you hot piece. Everyone loves you; don't be afraid. We'll love you even more for being honest.
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She's a rumpologist. No joke. Could you imagine actually telling people that?
And Cathy Moriarty is a complete liar, she's looked at least 48 for the past 10 years.
Looks like fergie and carrottop's older sister.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:21am.
Tom Sizemore , 47?
Christ, he's gotta be in his fifties. He's not my age.
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Meth is to blame for his rapid aging. Very sad because I think he is a really talented actor.
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You Put Your Weed In It
Why do you even need DSL when you're 87? Does she have a younger BF or something?
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Jackie's face looks like silly putty. Some "makeup artist" just flattened out the putty on the comics page of the newspaper, then slapped that shit on her face.
Mornin' MK ♥
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You Put Your Weed In It
La Toya sure is looking rough lately.
Looks like Jackie Stallone brought in a picture of Debra Messing to her plastic surgeon.
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Mmm sexy indeed.
Carrot top is looking so glam these days...
Oh my god, whatever that is, it's horrible. She looks more postmortem than old, but I wouldn't call that "good" for her age. I'm sure children run in terror and refer to their "Zombie Survival Guides" when they see her shuffling towards them.
Submitted by Justina on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:02am.
That's Carrot Top in drag.
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Ah, ok! Makes sense, but does Jackie Stallone really look like CT?
Anna Farris is turning 32? That's someone who definitely looks younger than she is, because she looks around 20'ish to me.
G'morning, everyone!
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Happy BDay to Kim Delaney. Another fab Sagittarius.
I recently caught a glimpse of her in that new show, "Army Wives" and I didn't care much for it, but I absolutely loved her in "NYPD Blue".
What happens when The Game, Chamillionaire, and other rappers get old or retire from rap? Do they still insist that others use their noms de rap? Or do they instead always have to say, "I'm Jayceon Taylor. I was The Game. Remember?" When they're 55, and a royalty check for $1.32 comes in payable to "The Game," do they grumble as they struggle to deposit it?
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Don Cheadle - omg - I'd love to help him "celebrate"
...and by celebrate, I mean give him pleasures with my tongue
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Jackie Stallone - hahaha - anybody else remember when she was telling people's "fortunes"/future from looking at their asses?
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but why is there a picture of Michael Jackson?
oh.....I see....some blind plastic surgeon has made a killing off of retarded celebrities
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Tom Sizemore , 47? Cathy Moriarty, 48?
Christ, he's gotta be in his fifties. He's not my age. And is she shaving DECADES off now? There's no way she's only a year older than me!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:01am.
...and people PAY to look like THAT?!
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This people don't.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
This totally explains carrot top. Is this also his mother or is he Jackie's make up muse?
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:29am.
joe schmoe: You know that Gina (or is it Jane?) sings that song, right? Awesome!
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Hey Hekki - yes I'd heard that. My sisters in Oz have sent me the full dvd set - I lurrves it. Also Gina is married to a diplomat (useless trivia!)
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
So much for aging gracefully, Jackie. You are now officially Paris Hilton's role model.
I recommend you a nice milionaire dating site^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^. Whenever I chat with my friends on this site, I feel really relaxed and happy. They are easygoing and honest. I enjoy staying on the site. Hope you can find more nice rich friends there. Good luck to you.
joe schmoe: You know that Gina (or is it Jane?) sings that song, right? Awesome!
And Jackie does look good for 87. Well, not GOOD, but not 87, either.
Hell, yes. Preach it, sista. Ain't no doubt.
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Submitted by Justina on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 9:02am.
That's Carrot Top.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Mrs. Stallone look's good for her age.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
That's Carrot Top in drag.
...and people PAY to look like THAT?!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Jackie looks like she went a couple of rounds with Rocky.
HB to all the sluts!
Morning everyone!
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Her fabulous eyebrows have previously diverted my attention from her wonky nose. Looks like a victim of multiple rhinoplastys a la Michael Jackson.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 8:24am.
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I have to agree with you Mrs Campbell that she looks younger than 87. That's the best I can do.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro