La Pequeña As A Dude!
La Pequeña has a new video, but this time she kept her baby nalgas and nippies covered! She's playing some dude named Leonardo Farkas. According to Wikipedia, he's some kind of businessman from Chile who is known for giving away money on the street to strangers. He's apparently considering running for the President of Chile next year. Obviously, he should be President for the simple fact that he has a truly gorgeous mullet that looks like it was made from the pube bushes of the angels.
La Pequeña's wig looks like it was made from the polyester balls that Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta's" wig coughs up. Even though this video needs more bare trannyness, I was still entertained thanks to the use of the theme from "The Greatest American Hero." That song cures all. Whenever I'm having trouble passing a butt nugget, I play that song and out it comes!
And if you're disappointed because you were expecting to see a half-naked midget tranny in this newest La Pequeña video, I've posted some pictures of Xtina from last night's American Mess Awards to hold you over. It's pretty much the same thing.
UPDATE: I forgot to add the video of Xtina's performance from last night, because I blacked it out. Xtina did a 7-minute long medley of her greatest hits. 7-minutes in HELL! She sounded like a deaf lion going into labor while having a seizure.
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Why is she trying so hard to look like Madonna? She has a great voice, but she needs to come up with an original look, if that still exists anymore.
I thought she sounded great. Better than anyone here could do, I imagine.
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She disappointed me!
I have never liked Xtina's clothes, hair or makeup. I don't care for her style or choreography. That said she has one of the best set of pipes in pop music today. A hit love song or two and she would be on the diva list in a heartbeat.
She has one of the worst singing voices ever,I can barely stand to listen to her and her white "soul" pretentiousness.She looks like crap,the make u and her body are both definately NOT rocking but her hair is a lil better than the Lady GaGa wig she had.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 11:43am.
Xtina, I love you, but you do NOT have the body you had before the baby. Put some fucking clothes on.
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I totally agree.
X-tina will only be wearing girdles from now on due to the child. Girdles & make-up. Yikes!
Lady put some clothes on.
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christina is so fucking boring.
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I thought she sounded great-but what do I know?
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
La Pequena, as always, is a GEM!!!!
Xtina....does she even have at least 7 hits? And that finger tappin' shit is just downright annoying and wrong.
I like the song fighter'. Shit. What's happening to me. She has some good anthem kind of songs *reaD: shit on my ipod for cardio...* and is entertaining. I could not imagine singing and dancing at once. Fuck, I have enough trouble doing Tae Bo and getting the steps right.
She's not fat at all but pants would be nice. After having a baby the body changes I know this too well. Even if you're the same weight it looks..different. And I just think a nice costume or something is better than tap pants.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:09am.
I am DEFINITELY not feeling this whole Monday thing. I want to slice off Christina's dumbass tapping fingers.
Yes! Those fingers, ugh. Reminds me of one of my highschool teachers who had this ultra-annoying eyebrow wrenching up/down, up/down, squeeze to a unibrow, up/down thing going on whenever he talked. We theorized that if we taped his eyebrows down then he wouldn't be able to talk.
Christina def has vocal skilz but her style and technique are tiresome and irritating. Can't she lay off the vocal gymnastics? I, for one, would so much more want to hear her voice if she'd lay off the scale hopping.
She sounded ok I guess. Did anyone else notice she sort of looked like Hatchetface from Crybaby in a couple of the close-ups? "Sexy" faces do not become thee Christina.
LMAO
good job La Pequeña
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@blueberry: That is what I like about her. She doesn't look tired up there. In some cases she's singing tired old songs but she doesn't let that out. I'm shocked by the people who say she sounded like shit - what? do y'all listen to cantatas all day long??? This is pop music! And an awards show, no less. Yeesh!
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This was definitely not one of Xtina's best performances. But she does have a great voice, she just tends to overdo things. I saw her in concert in London during the "Stripped" tour, she was really good and she actually never sounded tired.
This is basically what Christina did:
She (and all the other singers last night) relied more on their backup tracks to do the singing.
I noticed Christina did more ad-libbing in her song.
Seeing Mariah Carey let her backup track do more work than she did was sad. A backup track is merely for filler. You aren't supposed to let it out perform you.
But I do have to say this: Every performer sounded as though their mics weren't loud enough. The sound of the show was like it was being filmed by someone in the audience with their video camera.
And Beyonce? Oh lord, why does she keep doing that STUPID song?? Ugh, stop.
Xtina, I love you, but you do NOT have the body you had before the baby. Put some fucking clothes on.
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I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!! HOW CAN I CHOOSE?
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
No one sounded all that good last night. When Coldplay came on I couldn't take it anymore. I flipped to a better channel.
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I'm in love with LaPequena's smile. Can't help it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Christina sucks. All she does is yell and yell and more yelling. I watched this thing and it was appalling. Out of all the performances the only ones that I would even consider watching again were Natasha Bedingfield and Annie Lennox. Everyone else needs to go home! Christina needs to quit trying to be a dancer and stick to singing her songs.
I thought she sounded great. It's hard to dance AND singing the type of songs Christina does. Yes it was obvious that she sang only bits and pieces, but the girl is wearing her self out dancing.
I think it's funny that she forgot the rehearsed ending for Genie in a Bottle.
Very few people could sing that well and dance.
Who were those a-holes the camera panned at the end? They can't raise their hands off their laps and applaud for Christina? She was the first the act of the show. It's not like they were all tired from clapping.
Losers.
For the love of GOD -- when did these people all decide to stop wearing pants?! Leotards and tights are not appropriate clothes outside of the damn gym and dance class. Seriously, just put on some fucking pants! Hell they can even wear trousers if they're feeling pretentious, but just wear OUTERWEAR for a change. All these hos (Madonna, Beyonce, Christina) are too damn old to be running around in their drawz.
Lmao...Yes! Christina sounded a mess. I know she's been lipsynching bits and pieces since Stripped came out and I honestly thought it was to help preserve her voice.
Oh how wrong I was...Instead of singing she has resorted to screaming, growling and etch-a-sketch runs. Oh so sad. I didn't think her voice was in that bad of shape.
To be fair it also didn't help matters that she did so many songs. I think maybe she should have done Genie In A Bottle, Beautiful & Keeps Getting Better and left it at that. She could have had features from her previous songs in the background on the screen.
That was horrible. She's sounded and looked bad.
LaPequena knows we are entering Hot Slut of the Year time. (S)he's bringing his/her A game- I think a soy LaPequena Vadge or Xtina might seal the deal.
Was Bat Boy hanging from the rafters?
La Pequina is much hotter than the real thing.
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Xtina is in a Vadge get-up, I see, but it works for her, b/c she actually looks like a girl ;)
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La Pequena must have a very short inseam.
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xtina = boring
Oh look. A bleach-blonde wearing a leather bustier, black stockings and thigh-high boots prancing around a stage seductively while pretending to sing. I've NEVER seen one of those before...
If an up and coming performer wants to carve a unique niche out for herself in this day and age, she should try that rare combination of talent and hard work. It's not being done anymore...kind of retro, you know? I think it might just sell.
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I am turning into an Xtina loonie or some shit cause I enjoyed this mess. She always does something different & has a variety of hair & clothing all the time. She keeps it fun! You H8TRZ are juss jelliz!!11! *Pbbllttt* :P
Jan in the Pan, your avvie is a GD hoot! I have that movie LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
i think she sounded fine, but i am just so exhausted by the over inflated egos of all these celebs.
La Pequeña needs to be a stuffed toy! Wouldn't you love to cuddle up with him when you're feeling all blue and shit?
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LMAO
good job La Pequeña
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Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:42am.
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Bwhaha! You have to see the real Leo to appreciate this!
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Anywhore...Christina...blech.
Mopa,
Scott high!?!? Nooo! Surely not.
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Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:42am.
and half that shit was lip synced!
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Some of GIAB was lipped. The rest was live (did you not her how bad she sounded?)
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WTF is up with that guy's hair!?!
I was not feeling Xtina's performance last night. Why in the world does she think she can dance?! Just stand there and sing! and half that shit was lip synced! www.myspace.com/tharightgirl4u <---CHECK OUT MY PAGE!
I fast forwarded over most of the AMA's last night, particularly the performances. Two things stood out to me...
Scott Weiland was either drunk or high or both when he introduced Pink and the only performance I could watch all the way through was Angel by Sarah McLachlan with Pink. Amazing!
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Christina, please promise from now on you'll sing Genie 2.0
Genie 2.0 OWNS GIAB.
What happened to Lady Maralade??!
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Christina didn't even make an effort to update her songs. She looked too old for some of the songs that she sang.
Michael K being up so early and being so damn perky is forboding. I predict a major event today.
In other words, I smell DOOM!
P.S. I like Christina too. I think it was a bad choice to use those particular songs in that order. Other than Genie in a Bottle and Beautiful, they all kinda sounded the same, like just a buncha chaotic noise.
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To be fair, birdie, they rarely have big choices at events like those. They mostly do what they're asked to do. I, myself, was embarrassed for her during Genie in the Bottle. It must be so annoying to sing that song by now lol.
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Christina Aguilera usually never bugs me but that was not her best. She should have sang one song and left it at that.