Chicken Cutlets On Primetime Television!
I knew there was a good reason why I was sat through the American Mess Awards last night, it was so that I could catch a glimpse of our beloved "Hot Babe of the Year" and international supermodel Phoebe Price! I smelled the aroma of crispy chicken skin even before the camera caught her ravishing fire nest.
PP was there because what's an award without the hardest-working seat filler in the business! She gave out mints in the ladies bathroom between her seat filling shifts. I kid, I kid. PP was there because when you think of America, you think of PP. When you think of music, you think of PP. And when you think of award shows, you think of PP. Clearly.
Chicken Cutlets was even caught on camera like twice! She probably got a total of 10-seconds airtime. I think that's a record for her! And the Emmy for Sexiest Chicken Cutlets Filling an Awards Show Seat goes to.....
Here's more of PP wearing a vintage David's Bridal bridesmaids dress last night.
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you can teach a dog to fetch a bone, rollover....and probably 'fill' a seat.
But you can't fix stupid.
And we're tired of the exploitation of 'stupid'.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:12pm.
when I think of urinals I touch myself.
That begs the question of why you're thinking of urinals in the first place. :)
when I think of urinals I touch myself.
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
I hope the next person she blows a kiss to smashes her in the face with his camera!
I guess "seat-filler" will go on her already inflated resume now...NOT!!!!!!!!!
jussayin, that's funny, I think of Kim Kardashian, when I think of urinals.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
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when I think of urinals I think of PP
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Submitted by Miss Lios on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:08pm.
All possible, even likely. :)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
So I totally forgot to mention this in previous PP posts, but I have to now since I just remembered. Last week I was at my Mexican friends house. His old Mom lives with him and she was in the living room watching some Spanish news thing. Anyways, I stopped by and said "Hola" to her and I was sitting there while my friend took a shit. So the hot news lady on "Noticas 34" started talking about Paparazzi's. And I really couldnt understand but I guess they were talking about whores who like the attention because they had like a slide of pictures with Paris, Lindsay, Heidi and Spencer and Kim Kardashian. So then out of no where PP comes out. They say her name and I think they said she is a dumb slutty nobody here in America that just likes to get her picture taken. But she is a huge "famosa" star in Europe. PP is becoming a huge star in Mexico now!
She has the absolute worst clothes ever!Who was this slut's date?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:30pm.
Holy shit! She got inside! I hope she din't pee on the carpet!
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oh yeah. you KNOW that's where all the action is at these award shows. Can you imagine the line ups in the ladies? the conversations would be killer to eavesdrop on.
They should put down pee pads like the puppehs have.
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Holy shit! She got inside! I hope she din't pee on the carpet!
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She thinks if she turns herself into a cartoon she will never age.
Aw, how cute.
Was her date the Marshamllow Puff dude from Ghost Busters?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:57am.
I GUESS you could argue she has some connection to fashion or even acting. She has no possible connection to music.
She may not but Bobby Trendy might.I wouldn't be surprised if he's the secret boy toy of somebody important in showbiz, or is fucking the intern in charge of sending out the invitations. Or maybe PP is giving out blowjobs to top executives in Hollywood.
the dress might possibly make a nice bassinet cover
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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/
Every Phoebe Price post is a "Caption This Contest" post to me.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
god damn it
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I watched "Cold Case" and "Guy's Diners, Drive Ins and Dives".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I was watching the Andromeda Strain on cable...not this unholy mess.
yeah glad I was watching 24's Redemption.
that dress could use some more layers.
I love chicken cutlets!
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I actually like her dress.
Is is it too early to start with the New Year resolutions? Michael K should start by promising NOT to do any more posts about this broad.
Was her date the Marshamllow Puff dude from Ghost Busters?
Everytime I see PP, *gilding the lily* springs to mind. She needs to stop gilding. And someone puleeze confiscate her mother's sewing machine.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
It wasn't chicken you were smelling, MK. It was cheap perfume and desperation. PP oozes desperation and attention-whoreitis. It will be a happy day for me when I don't have to see a PP post.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:26am.
That damn white "tail" thingie... it's like she's got some fucking toilet paper stuck on her dress.
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Hahahahahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
What would possess anyone to wear a dress that looks like it already has a roll of toilet paper hanging down from it?
I can't believe they gave her such a great seat, even as a seat filler. She'll be walking up and down Robertson Blvd. with a copy of these pictures.
i saw her ravishing beauty shine through my tv set!!!
what a lame show though. why wasn't britney there? what about gimme more? great song. and daughtry, that's probably the shittiest band i've heard since nickelback.
oh, and kanye: YOU ARE NOT THE BEATLES YOU MORON!
I think she looks quite nice actually. MK, ur like obsessed. You need rehab or something. But I still love you loads, cos you make me friggin' laugh out loud.
The big blue circle was necessary, right?
Did she have her E-vite and papers in order?
We don't want her suing anyone now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've decided PP isn't worth looking at anymore unless Henry is in tow.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
That damn white "tail" thingie... it's like she's got some fucking toilet paper stuck on her dress.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Has she had some more work done? usually one side of her face looks like it's about to make a run for it, but it looks even today.
Her parents must be so proud. *tear* All that's left to do now is to sit back and enjoy the spoils of a career well-played.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
MK, I hate that you love this hag.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
not sure if professional seat fillers get paid...i would think pp has to pay someone for the priveledge...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
PP's next resume entry: Co-hosting the 2008 American Music Awards!
I've seen PP wear such horrendous crap that this dress doesn't look bad. It's probably the best thing I've EVER seen her wear.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Oh yeah, everytime I see this tired piece, it makes me think of "Who's That Lady", by the Isley Brothers. Yes, I know one brother is in jail and the other is dead. Teach them to remind me of Chicken Cutletts.
Sit and Spin...What a great slogan for little kids to learn!!!!
that dress is fucking horrendous
and what is she doing blowing kisses to the camera???? she's the tackiest person on the planet (sorry MK)
Wasn't Kramer a "seat-filler" too?
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Do seatfillers get paid? and do they get switched around from seat to seat?
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My suggestion is a shorter weave and a longer dress. Both would cover her face and body more.
Sit and Spin...What a great slogan for little kids to learn!!!!
Bless her lil' heart. PP is making things happen.
I'm taking a much needed few days off and this is what I greets me at DListed?
May I suggest a fashion intervention by Tim Gunn for this disaster?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I was at a Laker's game last night and while in line to get in I will hear all these screams from the red carpet accross the street.. and I was like who could that possible be? Who could inspire such a loud ovation-? Now I know..
She was there to accept the Lifetime Lack of Achievement award.
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Lighten up, Francis.
i think i may have solved the mystery that is pp's career...professional seat filler!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
She is sitting in the pricey seats, too.
Why the fuck does every woman in H'Wood do that lame kiss-blowing pose? I am sooo sick of it. They need to do something original. Wait a minute, that would involve being unique and not a cookie-cutter Barbie clone.