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JillyPoo, I stopped at a BP on the way back home, off of 367, and I only paid $1.39! It was almost confusing to get so much gas and pay so little! Where do you live on the IL side?

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if i was katie i would take bit bit's comment as a compliment!

Brit Brit really shouldn't talk,she dresses pretty awful herself.

Weepy Robot is giving off a preggers vibe

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Shandi! I live in the St. Louis area (on the IL side), and a friend of mine heard that gas is supposed to reach $1.30something today!

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wow, gas is only $1.67 where I live and I am getting ready to leave for St. Louis right now for a doctor's appointment. It will be about 20 cents less there, so I will fill up while I'm over there.

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Why, for the love of Douche, bring Mark Ronson into this???

C'mon, man.

(and yes, I'm sad. I still think MR's hot.)

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:33pm.
This is very Mommy???? Yeah shitters! Most women, when they become mothers, don't dress like two dollar hookers.
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so you're saying I should wear panties and a bra when picking up the kiddos from school?

You learn something new every day.
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Plus adding a pair of pants to your shirt helps! LOL.

Oh hey Broadway yeah ummm... people cant afford your high ticket prices any more.

You guys may want to start hiring actual actors who went the theatRE schools instead of used up old celebRE's

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I'll drink to that. I watched this documentary about old Broadway not too long ago. All the old actors were pissed off at how much a ticket costs nowadays. They said the theatRE should be for everyone, the way it was intended to be back when people couldn't afford other means of entertainment.

They also sang and spoke without the help of huge sound systems. True talent! Makes me sad.

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LMAO this comment from a poster over at Mollygood sums Britney's comment up perfectly:

filthy cute says:
Katie *is* a mommy, whereas Shitney is, well . . . not.

hahahahaha! Perfect.

Zac...sigh....:)

Rich and famous people suck.

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This is very Mommy???? Yeah shitters! Most women, when they become mothers, don't dress like two dollar hookers.
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so you're saying I should wear panties and a bra when picking up the kiddos from school?

You learn something new every day.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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That whole statement says alot about Brit. The only thing shes worried about is being a 19 yr old cock-tease instead of a "mother". Way to go Brit always having your priorities straight.

And say what you want about Katie Brit but atleast she hasn't showed us her blood stained panties.

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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

MK: has Mark Ronson been talking shit about Michael Lohan? MK you are my only source, if you don't tell me these thigs, WHO WILL!?!?!?!

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HAHAHA!! I love that Britney said that!!!! Katie homes is looking like she has a talbots wardrobe these days!! Britney better get extra security gaurds now, she's gonna need it against the scientologists!!!

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I am just waiting for Pineapple Express the musical and maybe the Kardashian E True Hollywood Story The Musical. Then I will be happy. In Hell.
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'Look, this is very mommy.' Her assistant replies, 'It's very ugly.' Britney wrinkles her nose and laughs, 'It is very Katie Holmes.

This is very Mommy???? Yeah shitters! Most women, when they become mothers, don't dress like two dollar hookers.

Piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 11:38am.
too bad for Young Frankenstein (frankenSTEEN)/ mel brooks. one of the funniest movies eva. i don't know if the musical was good or not.
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I saw it here in Seattle and I loved it.

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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.

Britney better STFU. I'd rather look at Katie's mess of a wardrobe than hers any day!

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I live in Ohio, and gas by my house is 1.58 a gallon. Zac Efron can afford to pay 2.57 a gallon.

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Submitted by LA on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 11:23am.
I think that picture of Zac might be a few weeks old. I'm in So Cal, and gas is $2.15 by me.

It's around £5 per gallon here in London- although I've had to convert as we sell petrol in litres. According to the exchange rate I just looked up that's $7.55!! You think driving is expensive??

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A sexier Bond?! where do I sign for it!?

O and gas in NJ is $1.81 for regular....bow chicka bow! - auuuuu

i don't know about anyone else, but i just can't wait for those "31 Sizzling espisodes" of 90210 on dvd. haha

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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/

Holy shit salad sandwich, Shitney giving fashion advice. What's next, Nick Hogan's Driving School?

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too bad for Young Frankenstein (frankenSTEEN)/ mel brooks. one of the funniest movies eva. i don't know if the musical was good or not.

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"Boogie Man", on Lee Atwater, the spawn of Satan who started the gop's dirty rise to power:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/atwater/

Is NOTHING sacared to these damn directors and producers on Broadway and Hollywood?

Reason #2,459 why I hate the industry.

All Jacko had to do was indulge his host and make some music. He can't do it. He's so addled by drugs that all he can do is re-release old shit and look for uber-wealthy middle eastern types with too much money to use as marks.
Really sad. What's sadder is that Jacko is living a charmed, globe-trotting life with kids who aren't even his, and hasn't worked in years.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

it should have never been a musical, so if it flopped, that is no surprise.

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Zac's old enough to drive? I bet that pic is in Beverly Hills or West Hollywood, where you can still pay that much per gallon.

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Oh man, speaking of the Efron pic, gas is getting close to the price it was when I was in high school in 2003.... right now in the Philadelphia area, it's $1.75/gal for regular. When I first started driving, it was like $1.33/gal

Like Shitters has any room to talk about how anyone else dresses-bitch, please. She struggles to remember to wear a bra for her udders, and wore blouses as dresses. I think Katie dresses like a postmenopausal 55 year old woman, but at least she manages to cover up and it they don't look like they came from the discount rack at Walmart. So, I choose Katie's clothing.

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Zac's got some nice biceps on him. Yummy.

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I think that picture of Zac might be a few weeks old. I'm in So Cal, and gas is $2.15 by me.

At least Katie Holmes IS a mommy, which is more than anyone can say for Shitney.

Oh hey Broadway yeah ummm... people cant afford your high ticket prices any more.

You guys may want to start hiring actual actors who went the theatRE schools instead of used up old celebRE's
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Fathre Lohan is a Douchre.

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Well, that's it, Broadway is owned by MTV.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Gas is only 1.75 by me.

I don't know how I feel about Daniel Craig. His face is not that pleasant to look at, but I still like him as Bond.

Young Frankenstein the Musical?!?!

THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

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