I Didn't See Twilight This Weekend....
I was a little afraid to admit this in fear that rabid fangirls would track me down, bite me with their fake vampire fangs, smear strawberry jelly on my neck, drag me to the next showing of this shit and hold me down throughout the whole thing.
I wanted to go, but everyone told me to make sure and go to the 8 o'clock show. That shit is too early for me. They said that was when the tween vampires were out in full force. One of my friends said some 14-year-old bitch wouldn't stop crying and shrieked whenever Robert Pattinson was on the screen. And some of those girls already memorized the lines and shit. Apparently, the hos in the audience are more entertaining than the movie itself. It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery.
I didn't go to see this shit, but tons of whores did, because it was the #1 movie at the box office with $70.5 million. That's a whole lot of allowance dollars. Not surprisingly, the sequel is already in the works and so it starts again.....
Here's the full top 10 movies of the weekend:
1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, $1.7 million
9. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, $1.67 million
10. The Secret Life of Bees, $1.3 million
WTF is The Boy in the Striped Pajamas? That sounds like a Michael Jackson documentary.
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I am a HUGE fan of the books but I have to say that this movie was TERRIBLE. This movie is in no way supposed to be a comedy and yet I found myself as well as many others(tweens included)laughing uncontrollably during several scenes. That's how cheesy and rediculous they were. This movie, in my opinion, was not a good representation of the book AT ALL. I went with the expectation that it most certainly would not be anywhere close to as good as the book but I certainly didn't expect to leave the theatre wondering what the hell I just saw. I'm really glad that I didn't wait in line for hours and go to the midnight showings because I would have been seriously pissed. I will say this.....Robert Pattinson did a pretty good job of playing Edward Cullen(especially with the material he had to work with). Also I can't complain that I got to drool over Pattinson for 2 hours so I guess that's a plus. Don't waste your time or money.
I saw it today. The tongue fucking with the virgin vampire bf and human girl is hot shit-better than most normal genital fucking in movies. And it has a serious ABC afterschool special vibe at times, and yet I still like it because it was unapologetically cheesy. Robert is one hot bitch though--everytime he came onscreen I didn't even know what he was diong cause I was just staring at that sweet little punim of his.
And oh mrs, K.. my love...
Walgreens does not sell TEH BOOZE. I tried. Lived in chicago for 10 years. I believe CVS sells some booze, maybe just beer? But no luck at Walgreens.
however..
I did date a dumb but cute trader who back in the day would take me to a place called Ceres which was a bar mostly populated by drunk ass traders (and we're talking all hours..) and it RULED. They over poured (esp. when the bartenders meet you a second time) and though i love alpha boys the atmosphere was a bit too over the top. So I discovered I could casually ask for a 'to go' and they would put that Sapphire tonic in a paper cup. Voila! The el ride home was super! That was 4 years go not sure if it still is the case but hey.. anyone reading this try that shit!
Submitted by Mrs.Hardin21 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:59pm.
Haha I cant get enough of this Twilight shit!
Its way to funny. Im sorry but screaming in a movie because some dude in on the screan is in no way gonna make him notice you...hell he idnt even there...good lord...14 year old girls kill me...
Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read....
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Perhaps you meant 'brain SPAN?' You mean..attention span? Is that what your vacuum packed cranium wanted to say?
And it is 'TO READ' NOT 'TOO READ'
you simple little slag. I am not this cunty but I am when some random comes in and insults the real Dlisted bitches.
You don't even have a day badge, bitch!
Pero, fatty, (that is the fat girl trademarked MySpace pose in your avie... nice try. Take off the shades chipmunk cheeks you're trying too hard) many here HAVE read that. And they read other things.
instead of insulting strangers on here why don't you shut the fuck up and see how shit works around here? Most people here use a modicum of respect and civility. You are trying too hard and do not quite hit the mark.
Move along...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by snarkyblondegirl on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:03pm.
You can buy vodka in a Walgreen's?
Who knew?
Are you sure it wasn't rubbing alcohol?
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Downtown Chicago Walgreens. At least I'm pretty sure that's where she said she got it from. To be honest, when she got back and pulled out the pint bottle from her purse we just grabbed it and started pouring (on the dl, of course) and I think she said "I ran to Walgreens...."
All I know is I was LMFAO and the tweens thought it was because we were into the movie like they were. No, it was because we were drunk.
I was explaining the ending to the Boy in the Striped Pajamas to my friend the other day and all she could focus on was the way I said pajamas because I said it the way the announcer guy said it all british like... sounds better. anywho I was gonna see twilight this weekend but I didn't want to be thought of as a fangirl because I really couldn't care less. I'll probably watch it when it comes out on DVD and one of my friends buys it.
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Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by snarkyblondegirl on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 9:03pm.
You can buy vodka in a Walgreen's?
Who knew?
Are you sure it wasn't rubbing alcohol?
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As for single people, “I don’t know, try eating chocolate cake,” he said.
We went to happy hour before braving the theater- when we got there and saw the teen fangirls, my friend said "be right back."
After her being gone 15 minutes we thought the fangirls ran her off, but being the awesome bitch she was, she ran to the local Walgreens and bought a pint of Vodka to mix in our sodas.
If you ever see Twilight, see it drunk. That should be the new tagline. I swear, it's worth it.
I saw the Movie in pure curiosity of how they would portray the saga in film. I saw the first showing at midnight November 21st. I was very annoyed by the adolescent shrieking and random "omigod he's so sexy" or "bite her" and the array of ohhh and awws of young girls every time robert pattinson did anything. I was speaking to my friend about how it was different from the book yes, but if they had made it exactly like the book it would be a very very long movie, and i wouldn't like that shit either, we where in the bathroom at the time. Then a young girl had to be about 15 piped in and said "If you were really a true Twilight fan like us you would have torn that movie apart." If i had a gun and some clips i would've shot them all so i could've watched the movie in peace.
So unless you want to be subjected to teenage girls that basically cult this movie. I would suggest going in the middle of the day.
twilight was described to me as about abstinence vampires, which is why i will not see it.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:22pm.
Is that the name? I recall "Nosferatu the Vampyre" (or something). *Googling* Kinski looks like one without makeup anyway.
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Kinski- A Vampire in Venice. Sounds uber Klassy. I am sure it beats Tommy and The Brad preening in Georgian garb.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 7:14pm.
There's the 1922 one and the K-Kinski one. "New" being relative. :)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Sheeps- Is there a new version of that?
How bout "Nosferatu" (new or old) as a great vampire movie? Yeesh, kids!
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Mrs H- What the fuck is brain spain??? A song from My Fair Lady? To? To what?
Warning- got a virus notification about the Encyclopedia Dramatica link.
Twilight is an OK story- Nice romantic teen-ish book for kids whose mothers have issues with boobs busting out of dress tops on the covers of books...
What the hell is Twilight?
Submitted by yves. on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:30pm.
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Even though Pattinson is uber yummy I would not see this emo shit ever.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:38pm.
If there isn't any vampire fucking I'm not watching it...and that's why I'd rather watch True Blood.
A-muthafuckin-men!
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Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.
Only you, MK. LMFAO. A Michael Jackson film! BWAHHAHAHAHA
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Mrs K!
LMAO!!!!
I had to read that three times but it still didn't make sense!! The spelling...the punctuation..."he idnt even there"
FFS!!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
If there isn't any vampire fucking I'm not watching it...and that's why I'd rather watch True Blood.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the brain
By George, she's got it!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
nuuuu!
this was one of the last (but still the best) site that I frequent that didn't mention Twishite ):
Michael, I'm dissapointed!!
This thing needs to die.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Behold, my new siggie!!!!!!!
...but WHAT DO YOU LIVE FOR?????
*sobs*
**whatever**
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:15pm.
@Angel
I'm in the Suri thread
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I know! I answered you already! Scared yet?;p
lol. Not yet... but when you call the house or come to the door I might get a little scared!
Just don't stalk my cats on myspace! :0
I took my daughter to see Twilight because her so called 'friends' bailed on her at the last minute and she had been looking forward to it for weeks. She, of course, has read the books. I have not. I was prepared to be totally bored, but I really enjoyed the movie. I think all the little girls are gaga over Edward because he is like the James Dean of the undead. He is very cute in this movie - very sexy. But it was a good love story. I was pleasantly surprised. My daughter is STILL talking about the movie, and yes, she is 14.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 4:15pm.
@Angel
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Get into the spirit of giving!:
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@Angel
I'm in the Suri thread
*follows xxyxz wherever she goes:)*
Stalking IS the sincerest form of flattery, after all!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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*leaves thread*
Submitted by Mrs.Hardin21 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:59pm.
because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read....
you don't have the brain spain to use apostrophes or spell correctly
Submitted by Mrs.Hardin21 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:59pm
Now don't be casting judgement on people you will probably never meet. I think many of us read the book. At least a dozen, I'd say. I just finished the first one, but I don't know if I want to continue. I'm a little twilighted out by all their mushy junk for 500 pages.
Haha I cant get enough of this Twilight shit!
Its way to funny. Im sorry but screaming in a movie because some dude in on the screan is in no way gonna make him notice you...hell he idnt even there...good lord...14 year old girls kill me...
Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read....
All my Twilight-obsessed friends told me that the final book failed at life. Like, they wanted to kill the author epically failed. There's really no point in investing your time into something that's just going to upset you with it's crappy ending anyways.
However, the trailer for the movie was interesting. I might bootleg that puppy.
I have no desire to see this crap. I'll watch it if someone puts it on in front of me, but wouldn't dream of wasting the time or cash to see it in a theater or find it on the internet.
Stephanie Meyers 'vision' is just a blob of all the various vampire mythologies mushed together with sparkles (literally) on top. It's obvious that she started this endeavor with $$$ on the brain, bitch wanted to create a cash cow/franchise and succeeded!
The books (yes, I've read them all at the behest of my sisters insistent whiny begging and giving them to me... and sadly, she's no 14yr old, ugh.) are hollow and drag on and on... with very little getting accomplished, and the shit that DOES happen you see coming loooong before the dopey heroine gets wise to the obviousness around her. I actually rolled my eyes while reading, my palms itching to slap a ho.
Then there's the extreme lack of sex... (spoiler alert) I get that Steph is Mormon and therefore can't condone friskiness among teens, even undead ones... but how is getting married and pregnant with vampseed at 18 better than even 1 barley legal boink? And THEN when they're married and FINALLY about to just DO IT already, she immediately cuts to the morning after. BITCH! Judy Blume gave better action.
Oh, the more minor characters are little more than recurring names on the pages, AND after 4 books, she has yet to kill anyone off other than the villains.
In conclusion, Mrs. Meyer makes JK Rowling look like JRR Tolkein. Don't give this ho and her Muse obsession any more money. (sorry for my diarrhea-post)
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I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.
...but no one answered the question: WHAT DO YOU LIVE FOR??? i, for one, would live for booze and sex looooooooool
just kidding (not)
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My favorite vampire movie is anything where Christopher Lee was the vampire. Those Hammer Horrors were the best.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Thats it...The Mayfair Witches!! Yeah...those were OK...I even listened to one or two on audio. I generally love anything Anne Rice/Rampling/Roquelore. :D
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This movie sucked donkey balls. I read the book, loved it, love vampires, and was willing to see the movie despite the annoying teenage screaming chicks - they ended up being the best part. About 1 hour of the movie was spent on Bella and Edward looking longingly into each other eyes. It was so terrible, that I was laughing through the majority of the movie, and it was not a comedy. However, Robert Pattinson is totally hot...I'm not so sure about the other vampires.
"WTF is The Boy in the Striped Pajamas? That sounds like a Michael Jackson documentary."
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Snow!
I love Shirley Jackson! I am in the middle of "House to House: A Soldier's Memoir" right now but I may have to revisit those next!
Jeffro,
Don't despair. You know me. Tickle me a few times and I come running back.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:13pm.
Jeffro,
We were like ships that passed in the night...
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Faking up with me over a book??? Dammit, where did I put that sharp knife... LOL
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Snow!
Yeh. The movie SUCKED! In the book Robert Neville was a pale blonde English-man. Book A+, movie D-. Also anything by Shirley Jackson.
Jeffro,
We were like ships that passed in the night...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:47pm.
Good book yeah! Did you read "I Am Legend"? My all time favorite horror book!
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Oh Clarisse, we are having an impasse today, aren't we? I read I Am Legend...it was okay but totally lost me towards the end. Of course I did it back asswards...usually I read the book BEFORE I see the movie.
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