They Obviously Want A Free Bottle Of Dr. Pepper
I was in line at Best Buy yesterday waiting to pay for some dumb crap and I was browsing the new CDs they try to sell your ass before you get to the register. I noticed the new Guns N' Roses album, so I picked it up and said out loud, "I heard this was a piece of trash." The dude in front of me was holding the CD and gave me a look that made my toe nails fall off. It was a "I want to butt fuck you with a hot hammer" kind of look. I'm not fucking sorry that I hurt his feelings, because he had a long ass, curly ponytail with blonde highlights in it. I'm sorry, but you deserve to get your feelings hurt if you have one of those.
Anyway, that shit came out yesterday after 15-years in the making and China is not happy about it! One of the newspapers published by the Communist Party said the album is an attack on their nation. From what I've heard it's also an attack on ear drums. The article says that "unidentified Chinese Internet users had described the album as part of a plot by some in the West to grasp and control the world using democracy as a pawn." The article also said that the record "turns its spear point on China."
Obviously, they want a free bottle of Dr. Pepper. That shit will make them happy. A bottle of Dr. Pepper with a little bottle of Everclear. That shit is good.
And if you haven't registered for your free coupon to get a 20 oz. bottle of Dr. Pepper yet, you can do so until 6pm today here. And yes, I still bought the album even though I slagged it off! Well, I wanted my free shit of Dr. P!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:37pm.
ha ha ha
I just heard the sammich cart guy say he was feeling sassy today. His muffin has clearly been buttered recently
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I refuse to clicke thate linke!
I wille not have Parte All The Time stucke in mye heade!
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Don't just stare at it, eat it.
Actually, all the reviews I've read have been really positive for the new GNR so who knows? I'm not crazy about the first single, it's just so-so.
LoLo on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:36pm
And a banana in the tail pipe.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Fuck Axl Rose! Axl Foley make me want to Party all the timre.
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:26pm.
Im not a photog Geek lol but im with you I loooove it when people are creative and showcase things like this instead of lame photoops.... I think when someone identifies with pics like these it makes me want to know them lol
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While I do love the original GnR line up, it isn't the same.
Axl btw, takes Lithium, a friend from waaay back was groupie and saw it in his bathroom, she promptly left.
And China, if you really, really, really want to give that much credit to Axl as a demise to your country, I am guessing here, your govermentre has way too much time on it's hands.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
dr pepper gives me the worse headaches...and unless slash is drunk and axl is being a complete asshole, i won't be buying this long awaited cd...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
At least Axl Rose's horrifying face doesn't appear on the cover. What the f*ck happened to him? (besides the cornrows, I mean: that's easily remedied)
Also, why the hell is this album called "Chinese Democracy"?
Submitted by putas on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:26pm.
I love the cover photo. LOVE it.
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I love it too. Partially cuz I have that basket:) No, really. It's nice to see some interesting album art.
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Axl Foley? I just realized that Axl is actually like if someone drunk wrote "Alex" on a form, perhaps, somewhere...
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Don't like GNR and Dr. Pepper makes me pukey.
The Chinese need to STFU and do something about their contribution to global warming and their violations of human rights, the dumb fucks. Who cares what GNR says? Clean up your own act before you go after someone else, people!
When is Axl Foley gonna release his sequal to Party All The Time?
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I never knew who this band was until I saw that Metalocalypse show and learned that the drummer is actually based on Ax'l and sh*t.
I don't like Guns N' Roses after learning who the f*ck they were through my Wikipedia 'research, but I freakin' love Dethklok now.
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Are our friends to the east paranoid much? Anyways, I can't believe they finally released that mutha. Somebody must need the money. Somebody named Axl perhaps. The other dudes did pretty good with that Velvet Revolver project.
Man, I haven't had a soda in forever! I'd do some crazy-ass shit for a DR.P, yes even buying a GnR cd.
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Well China this bitch had been working on this shit for like 20 years so you could have gotten off of your lazy communist asses and assasinated this fool earlier. Its not like we would have stopped you.
Early bird gets the wormre.
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I love the cover photo. LOVE it. I'm a photog geek so I get excited when I see cool cd cover art instead of a cheesy pose of say, a singer holding their hands awkwardly and all back lit and shit.
Ruh Roh. G'n'R is gonna end the world. Go figure.
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i wouldn't listen to that shit, even if it was the last sound to be heard on earth and in all the rest of the galaxy