Monday, November 24th 2008
STFU Mischa Barton!
Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie both have a line of headbands out and Mischa's got her cellulite in a twist, because she wants Nicole to step off her idea. Some bitch told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch), “Mischa is furious. She feels like Nicole completely copied her idea.”
I'm furious at both of these fugly ass slugs for trying to compete with the world's only premiere headband designer! Look at this hot slut below! How can you compete with this? Mischa and Nicole both need to take their headbands, shove it up their asses and leave headband designing to the real artist!
If Pocahontas was alive today, she would get on her knees and pay homage to headband design genius Phoebe Price!
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Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie are nobodies. Phoebe Price is a goddess! hahaha
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Wow, when a really lame, passe idea hits three nitwits at one time, that is something special! Maybe we should call for a holiday or something?
All of them need to STFU cuz that crazy ass Hipster Store(? - i keep forgetting what it's called - really, it's so easy, I can buy all those same clothes second hand for a fraction of the price) and American Apparel that started that shit.
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I, for one, would pay cash money to see Mischa Barton furious about headbands.
She'd be like a chihuahua on speed. Hair flying all around, words coming out like blips and beeps.
Good times.
Cheers.
Why the fuck do these whores want to claim this shit??? I'm pretty sure Pocahontas already has the patent and the only forehead that makes that hot mess actually look hot. Huzzahs for Pocahontas!
Ugh, this is like the Justin Timberlake/Ashton Kutcher trucker hat debacle: 1) who cares, and 2) headbands and trucker hats existed before any of these idiots were even born. None of them invented the concepts.
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@ TITS---
Don't needle Sockey. She gets the point. You two can be sew mean, but you always leave me in stitches.
That's all.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:37pm.
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm gettin' ready to cut the bitch's cutlets.
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with what? a crochet hook?
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Hate the headband thing.the only one that can seriously rock that look is Juliette Lewis from Juliette and the Licks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Headbands are gross, but Team Nicole. Hanger-on Mischa will do anything to stay in the spotlight.
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Candlejack is back!
They're trying to bring back that hippie shit. Ugh...whatever, Mischa, you're not really original and neither is Nicole. These bitches are so stupid!
Your face!
I don't get it. Are those considered stylish? Why?
It looks like the stretchy necklaces I used to wear around my head as a kid while playing some glamorous female warrior in the park with all my friends.
You make me laugh like hell - thanks for that funny schizz!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:59pm.
Who cares? They're both ugly, and headbands are gay.
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That comment is an insult to gays everywhere. Gays are much more classy that this shit.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:37pm.
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm gettin' ready to cut the bitch's cutlets.
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with what? a crochet hook?
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One of my students wore one of these pieces of crap to my class, with a micromini, uggs, and a fur trimmed hooded jacket. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh and point. For Fuck's sake, she looked so stupid.
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I dunno about anybody else, but I'm gettin' ready to cut the bitch's cutlets. Shit! I've had it with PP!! *taking flying leap off top of hamper*
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Headbands are a hippy affectation and should stay in 1968. Only Sasheen Littlefeather could really rock the look, anyhow. Mischa and Nicole need to STFU and GTFA.
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A bitch fight over headbands! hahaaa!
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Sounds like Shitney.
Headbands are gross
speaking of spoiled assholes:
We're told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan. Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses. She is still in touch with her douchy ex, but they haven't spent time together -- even though Brit has been asking to see Adnan for months.
She's also been complaining that daddy won't let her go out, especially when she wants to go clubbing at night. Britney also doesn't understand why Jamie won't let her take the kids out during the day.
Bottom line -- she doesn't like her dad as her conservator, but as someone put it, "she likes others even less." On Friday, we're told Britney was complaining about Jamie in court to the Commish -- to the point where she called Brit into chambers with one of the lawyers and spoke with Britney for 45 minutes.
So here's what we're told. Britney is acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very "contrite" about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place.
see? Bi polar my ASS.
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That is like some Dark Shadows type shit.
(which is a shame because I love that show. I blame my mother.)
Uh uh. I'm not havin' it.
Why is this fishhead famous again?
I know... CHICKENhead, but bitch looks like a fish.
Who cares? They're both ugly, and headbands are gay.
The first two pictures look like the same person.
Phoebe looks all right, but there's that giant cloud in front of her-- is she trying to disappear?
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You want Mystery? I will give it to you. Just buy my headband for $2.99. with a $.50 more, I will smile with my eyes!!
- Phoebe Price
Fear not, people!
Any minute now Phoebe will rise up and crush these feeble imitators by unveiling a headband that comes with bedazzled cutlets attached.
Take that, Chanel!
Keane, there are several definitions but this is the one i associate Mischa with:
Female suffering from low self esteem who prostitutes herself for short lived friendships or attention.
All three of them look like utter twats. The End.
Plus what is a chickenhead please?
Mischa was cute one time or another i suppose but damn homegirl is a straight up chickenhead at this point.
the noose goes around the NECK...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:14pm.
*blushes BRIGHT red*
*muah* right back at you!
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:10pm.
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LoLo, you know I get a little tingle whenever I make you laugh. *MuaH*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
mischa, nicole and pp need to use the headbands for what they were created for...in each of their cases, the headband should be placed around their throats and squeezed until the thrashing stops....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
HA HA HA NITWITTY!
the best comment on this shit !
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Submitted by jim on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:08pm.
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*removing headband sheepishly*
Well, at least mine double as a thong.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Rachel Zoe is to blame for any thought these to panty wastes ever had about fashion. She styled these ass hats for long times.
Beat the Zoe!
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HELLO FUCKING IDIOT SLUTS, UNLESS YOUR GOING TO A REMAKE OF WOODSTOCK YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MORON!!
These two twats claim to be fashionistas yet they have been wearing the same tired, dated boho chic bullshit for how long now?
Just look at Phoebe Price trying to cover the rest of her Radiance so not to take away the spotlight from the headband. lol. Real artistry down to the wire!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:35pm.
I wonder if the first person who started making shoes did the same thing when someone else started making them too.
LMAO!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:44pm.
So true. Look at the hard floor she's sitting on. It's like she's in the drapes section at Sears.
EDIT: I can see Phoebe grabbing the yellow gauze drapes and running into the dressing room with them, taking her clothes off, wrapping herself in the drapes, then going back to the drapes section where Bobby Trendy is waiting with his camera phone.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Unless you're a warrior or a squaw, you don't need to be wearing a headband!
HOW!
Damn, I love the word Squaw.
These fugly ass headbands need to be burned. People who wear these things make me realize my generation is worthless.
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It pains me to see PP's sad attempts at photo shoots. This is the quality you'd expect to see if a couple of eight-year-old girls borrowed your camera and played dress-up. "Okay, now put this on your head and hold this around you and sit by the drapes and look all serious."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:37pm.
They all need to attach some feather roach clips to those things...
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LMFAO...like the ones you'd win at the fair, eventually everyone had one hanging from their rear view mirror?
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That'd be them!
http://www.laughinglibrarian.com/roachclip.jpg
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Lighten up, Francis.
Fuck all these skanks, Olivia Newton John was the original headband wearing hot slut. It was hot shit in the 80's but in 2008 they look really stupid, they all look like they are trying soooo hard.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:37pm.
They all need to attach some feather roach clips to those things...
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LMFAO...like the ones you'd win at the fair, eventually everyone had one hanging from their rear view mirror?
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