Monday, November 24th 2008

STFU Mischa Barton!

Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie both have a line of headbands out and Mischa's got her cellulite in a twist, because she wants Nicole to step off her idea. Some bitch told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch), “Mischa is furious. She feels like Nicole completely copied her idea.”

I'm furious at both of these fugly ass slugs for trying to compete with the world's only premiere headband designer! Look at this hot slut below! How can you compete with this? Mischa and Nicole both need to take their headbands, shove it up their asses and leave headband designing to the real artist!

If Pocahontas was alive today, she would get on her knees and pay homage to headband design genius Phoebe Price!

Images: Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


Clarisse's picture

John Rambo just called and said "Bitch please!"

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abbylori's picture

Headbands look stupid on women! I cannot help bursting into laughter when I see some girl at my local bar trying to sport a headband like these. It just looks stupid.

cantankerous's picture

Headbands are stupid.

pompom's picture

Not sure what is more stupid... These idiots trying to start up this fugly arse trend, or actually spending time bickering about it. Face facts "ladies"- The world hates headbands.

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The C word's picture

They all need to attach some feather roach clips to those things...Hendrix used to put tabs of acid under his headband (supposedly).

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:32pm.
Didn't Sheena Easton where these too?
Strut Pout....
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LOL! I forgot about that. Yeppers! Now, I've got that song in my head. I can just picture her and don johnson, 'member when she was on Miami Vice? bwhahaha

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KD's picture

I wonder if the first person who started making shoes did the same thing when someone else started making them too.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Didn't Sheena Easton where these too?
Strut Pout....

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I don't even know how to feel about this picture. I got nuthin'. Do you just walk in Olin Mills with an arm load of tulle? Fuck, why not bust out the fucking rattan chair?

NitWitty's picture

Olivia Newton John called and is threatening to get physical on their asses.

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LoLo's picture

Dumb bitches in the Meat Packing District wear this shit and anything else they were told to wear. Truly stupid worthless human beings.

They want to party all the time. Whores.

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Sweetas's picture

It's like fighting over who farted.

gia's picture

all of these headbands are utter crap & headbands like this are utter crap in general anyway, its a trend that no one should ever attempt to revive, period!
you are not designers, you are freaking wannabe losers with way too much money & time on your hands.

Does anyone even wear headbands? I have yet to see one in a magazine except on these celebutards.

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Sugaroo's picture

I would pay to see Mischa, Nicole and PP all go away on a permanent basis.

Two Drink Min's picture

Put out all the headbands you like. Not paying to look like a douche.

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Sweetas's picture

Olivia Newton-John had every right to get physical on these bitches, but she was too embarassed to remind anyone.

Mischa, take your ass flab and your cokey eyes and go away already.

NovaNightly's picture

Um...NEWSFLASH...headbands have been around for much longer than these three sluts have....so STFU!!

You all look stupid anyway.

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Stoney's picture

I can't help it. I think Nicole looks cute.

LoLo's picture

Yeah i think my moms used to hold her joints with that thing mashed potato ass has around her head.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:22pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:16pm

Let's hope we never do! Because If this ever becomes a trend it will be the end of the world!! Has anyone seen those hammer time pants they are selling lately??? They are sooo ugly
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Kaylee's picture

She needs to get over herself. People aren't running out to buy those ugly headbands any way. Plus my mom got those same ugly ass headbands from back in the 70s or 80s. So both are stealing.

Ho buster #1!

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Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:16pm

I have yet to see anyone sporting these things out side of pictures of wittle celeblings.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

maDalice's picture

Wow, what a thing to be mad about. I'd be too embarrassed to say anything. "The headbands? They were, um, HER idea."

M.E.'s picture

I think the headbands are retarded.

Don't care about either of these twats.

KD's picture

Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:09pm.

Headbands AND little barrets. Those things hurt! Why would you make your little chile wear 'em? I can't because they either pull my hair or give me a headache.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

If I saw someone out in public wearing one of these I would have no choice but to point and laugh, but I would no be convicted by a jury of my peers.

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LoLo's picture

This post has like the fucking trifecta of fuck heads man. Bunch of bitches just taking up air.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:12pm.
Weren't these two slags bffs once upon a time?
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yeah, for about 5 minutes.

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Salem13's picture

I don't know who is the least useful. Mischa looks like a raccon, Nicole looks like a chihuahua, and Phoebe looks like a deranged carnie.

I love headbands but, I like them holding my hair not(like Brigitte Bardot) like that 70s hippie dippie shit.

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not shocked's picture

They are all copying the Queen of JoAnn Stores 50% off Coupons~Jeanne Bice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMKbcspJDXQ

kdracofan's picture

today's news are just worse and worse....zzzzzzzz

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:09pm.
And now, for a controversial statement...

I LOATHE headbands on baby girls. Damn.

Me too!!!! i vowed to myself NEVER to do that if god ever blesses me with a baby girl

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Sibsi's picture

Weren't these two slags bffs once upon a time?

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:09pm.
And now, for a controversial statement...

I LOATHE headbands on baby girls. Damn.

I totally agree, hate em!

No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Well, I'm sure PP's are the only ones that are Medical Grade and Orthopedic, in her case.
Nicole and Mischa need to realize, no one knows they have shit out to sell in stores, I didn't.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

Nicole was wearing headbands TWO YEARS AGO Mischa. yeah, Nicole wants to be just like you. Next she'll have cellulite applied to her legs and suck Cisco Adler's balls.

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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:09pm.
And now, for a controversial statement...

I LOATHE headbands on baby girls. Damn.
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me, too.

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weenielover's picture

when all else fails...drape yourself in cheap, urine colored netting...GAWDALLMIGHTY!

yolie's picture

I HATE THOSE STUPID ASS HEADBANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

does anyone else have the urge to slowly tighten the headbands til their heads pop?

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No Words's picture

And now, for a controversial statement...

I LOATHE headbands on baby girls. Damn.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Yeah Mischa, you and Nicole can duke it out over the 12 cunts who actually want those fugly, douchette headbands. I almost feel a little sorry for her. She's so vapid and vacuous. Almost.

PinkPostIt's picture

What is there to be worry about? Only f-list celebs wear headbands.

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The headbands must be restricting the blood-flow to their brains.

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:05pm.
Oh please, like she invented headbands or something.
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HAHAHAHA at first I thought that said
"Oh please, like she invented husbands or something."

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A Very Hot Pussy's picture

That picture of big bird is so fucking wrong! Shame on you Michael K. LMAO..

LoLo's picture

I love these head bands cause when a dumb ho gets in my way or cuts the line for the bathroom i can easily pull it around her neck and choke a bitch.

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2Di4's picture

Much like the word "Fetch", headbands are not going to happen so all you drugged-up hoes need to stop it!