Blaaaake Got Denied
Blaaaake was in court today to beg the judge to appeal his 27 month sentence. The crackhead got deeeeenied.
Let's go off topic really quick. A couple of years ago, I was buying some shit at a store with a credit card and the cashier runs it and says to me, "Oooooh shit! Bitch got denied!" Just like that. It was so awesome, I wanted to get denied again just so I could hear her say that. Okay, it wasn't two years ago, it was yesterday. And the store was TJ Maxx. Now let's get back on topic!
Blaaake was originally sentenced to 27 months for for fucking up a bar owner and then bribing him with some cash to shut his hole about it. Blaaake has served 9 months in the chokey and was released this month to get treatment for his crack problems at a rehab facility. Two judges denied the appeal and said Blaaake must stay at the rehab facility. Blaaaaake said that he was "disappointed but not really surprised."
The Crackie of Camden probably isn't taking any time out from smoking crack to cry about this shit since according to The News of the World, she's telling friends that her marriage done. She reportedly said, “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.''
Let's just ignore that part about sex unless you want to ruin your lunch before you eat it. It's like when my mom talks about how her "coochie itches," I just have to take the phone off my ear and quickly think about rainbows and unicorns.
I won't believe Wino and Blaaake are over until I hear it from the crackie's mouth! They're never breaking up for good. If they do, who will scream Blaaaaake over and over again? And if there's nobody to do that, the world will spin a little slower.
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Why do we even give a fuck about this douche ``bag?? Seriously now!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
What? This fairytale marriage is ending?
http://starcasm.net/archives/1782
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
Amy needs to drop this loser for good. he's going to be the death of her.
Amy's back on The Hospital Tour:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1966762.ece
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
I hope Amy really does get rid of that fucktard virus she married. He is fucking exhibit A as to why a person shouldn't live on drugs. Why else would she entertain, let alone marry that fug, let me stress FUG--- blood sucking Blaaaake? He is fucking gross. He is a mental asswipe to boot. Amy, at one time, was not the scab she has become. Blake is like cancer. Amy got "creepy cancer"... that is how I see it. I hope she cuts that tumor OUT!! He sucks!! Then maybe, just maybe... she can find who she used to be.
Just one more case of denial in Blaaaaaake's life.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
If thats a recent photo of him he looks better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I'm using "I quit this bitch" a lot lately...it's sort of like "bitch was denied"! That's embarassing/hilarious in a good way, it happens to the best of us I guess. Credit card denials always make me feel like a clotheswhore...which I'm not...but...sometimes I need to buy $100 pair of shoes to feel I've made my mark in our capitalist society. As for Blake, loser is in rehab FOR LIFE. Better for him...Wino needs to quit her crack hive and do the same before she O.D.'s again for sure!
Your face!
Aint that a bitch.
Clarisse, it is only thine sheer beauty that does such, for you have looked in the glass of reflection and viewed it thusly!
LCT!
You have rendered me speechless!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
LOL LoLo: #2
tonight I think on the 11:00 local news on ch2 they are showing "Sex Secrets of the Hassidic Jews" ESCANDELO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
_Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:18pm.
Farrah: like the hole in the sheet times? LOLZ!
Oh is yall talking about Klan times or Hasidic Fuckey Times?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Farrah: like the hole in the sheet times? LOLZ!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Blake looks a bit special.
No fucking way!
Go Amy! Go Amy!
Come, come whoever you are
Wanderer, worshipper, lover of leaving
No matter how many times
You may have broken your vows
Come! Come again! Come!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:53pm.
What does that mean? I looked it up on Wiki, but I didn't have the patience to read all that stuff. I just wanted a quick summary, not a complete history!
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they're just extremely orthodox. Me no likey them that much, but i'm Jewish too. They have very strict laws, so anything about Chassidic sexi times sounds fun!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I am currently enjoying the pleasurable ear sensations of listening to Sir John Mayerthorpe. He is most extraordinary.
Clarisse, the first sentence you so gracefully implanted on the electric screen was most delightful, and my oculars are thanking you in great displays of feet belonging to crows.
I cannot even begin to express my joy over reading such a literary gift that you have just given to me. If I ponder it too greatly, I shall have an explosion of the mammaries!
KD: I don't know enough about it to post on the internet, I would get torn to shreads for my ignorance. hopefully someone more familiar with the subject will enlighten us both!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Greetings, Orange root vegetable opposite of bottom!!!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:51pm.
LCT! love the avie! LMAO
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I am much obliged that you have graced me with the pleasure of facial happiness and appreciation! I realize my avatar is somewhat risque and classless, but I do enjoy the odd gaseous release from my impenetrable fortress of waste!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:37pm.
I wanted to tell her that on channel 2 (CBS in NY) tonight they are doing a report on sexual secrets of the Hassidic community, since we are both intrigued by their lifestyle
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What does that mean? I looked it up on Wiki, but I didn't have the patience to read all that stuff. I just wanted a quick summary, not a complete history!
Farrah it is here. It was a response to a chirs cracker video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlV2ki046bc&feature=related
Hateful little cunts.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT! love the avie! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LMAO, LCT. I love it when you talk dirty.
@Farrah, well that's not the vicariousness I was hoping for but it sure beats doing the laundry.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:46pm.
Ive been wasting my time harrassing this two fucking twats who are mormon avengers of marriage on you tube and im pretty sure im goin got get banned.
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that sounds some serious awesomeness. I wanna go fuck around with them too!
Wtf are you watching on YouTube??
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:37pm.
LMAO @ Farrah ♥ (slaaaves) : I wanted to tell her that on channel 2 (CBS in NY) tonight they are doing a report on sexual secrets of the Hassidic community, since we are both intrigued by their lifestyle.
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Hassidic sex?! DAMN! count me IN, beesh!
that if the master (slaaaves) allows me to watch my 10-inch black/white (get it, slave joke??)tv..
@KD: it's hot in here. Mis patas tienen ajo.
@Nitty: it was a weird thing, i think i got kidnapped by some alien wearing a pink wig.. there was also PURPLE DRANK involved. It must have been the PURPLE DRANK. (sorry, it must be written in caps)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Hello, respectable non-whorish ladies and gentleman! What a grand pleasure it is indeed to set oculars on you as a whole!
Ive been wasting my time harrassing this two fucking twats who are mormon avengers of marriage on you tube and im pretty sure im goin got get banned.
Stupid little inbred bitches.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:41pm.
nitty! grab my titty! (not really, LOL, but it rhymed!) ;P
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Snowy, first you showy.
Hey, I've had worse come on lines..Just ask Sheeps.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Crack-head, crack-head candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Crack-head Amy, Crack-head Blakie
Do the DT's out in crack-head land
And they shimmy
And Blakie's so skinny
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Don't just stare at it, eat it.
nitty! grab my titty! (not really, LOL, but it rhymed!) ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Farrah, where did you go? Did it involve good booze, food and sex? Just answer, "yes," and let me live vicariously through you for a moment please.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Farrah's back toooo! Mis chanclas estan afuera jugando en el nieve. Tengo mis budahs hoy.
Yey, I'm glad they're over! I hope Amy returns to making music.
Snowy, I didn't know you got back already, either. WB, Sex Hooker.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
LMAO @ Farrah ♥ (slaaaves) : I wanted to tell her that on channel 2 (CBS in NY) tonight they are doing a report on sexual secrets of the Hassidic community, since we are both intrigued by their lifestyle.
Hekki! if you stop by dlisted I hope someone puts you up on it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy- yer back! ♥♥♥♥☻ Two more days of torment. Woo. I think my boss is sleeping in his office because I never see him anymore.
Sweetas!!!!
*doing the carlton*
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:27pm.
HEKKI HEKKI!!!! ALL POINTS BULLETIN! BAT SIGNAL ALERT!
I have something to tell you!
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i KNEW it! YOU big slut have benji Madden hidden somewhere and only wanna share him with Hekki! i demand my part!!
on topic: come on, just look at the pic, nuff said. Nice teefers.
@KD: tus chanclas tienen queso
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Migraine Sallaaaay!! *smooch* :D
Dlisters♥♥
OT *heebie jeebies*
Lo: I'm cooking up right now, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:14pm.
i am forever being harassed into opening a store credit card with the incentive of 10% blah, blah, blah
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They are pretty much FORCED to ask you to sign up for the card. My Mom used to work at Macy's and she hated that. There is some sort of quota of how many people you are supposed to sign up a month, and she was close to getting fired many-a-times because she never had enough and didn't care. They finally told her, since she had been there sooo long, to either take the buyout or you're gettin' fired.
I'm pretty sure I'd rather walk in on my 90+ year old grandparents getting it on before witnessing these despicable scallywags mutually picking scabs off of their naked hides.
the DUDE! abides...
I could use i nice hit of crack right about now i sure dont feel good.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
KD: it's not you but think, only two more days!!! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I wonder if they've ever had sex sober. They probably wouldn't know what to do.
Man, is it me, or is today dragggggggging? Plus I'm so tired, I'm about to pass out.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:14pm.
i am forever being harassed into opening a store credit card with the incentive of 10% blah, blah, blah
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Oh those people are a pain in the ass. About once a month I take my kid to GameStop and get harassed every time. Last time the smug little fucker says, "you know, I've seen you in here plenty, if you'd just buy this card you could get 10% off, you're wasting your $..." Look kid, I don't care what you're selling, I said no. If you ask me one more time, I'm gonna drag you out by your nose ring and let my 6 year old commence to whooping your ashtray smelling, sketching ass all up and down the sidewalk.
Damn, I musta took a double dose of Monday this morning...
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
snowy lol I don't know but hey, it got my mind off of Blake and Wino doin the nas... nas... *throws up toenails*
You know what they say, any slut in a storm!