Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent
Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today. If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay. Those custom made PradaGucciArmaniVersaceBurberryWhoever dresses don't come cheap!
Speaking of those dresses, Tommy Girl told Entertainment Tonight that Suri refuses to wear pants and only wants to wear dresses. He said that Suri is a "girlie girl" and "she won't wear pants. Kate finally got her in jeans the other day. We put the pants on and walk away and the pants are off and the dress is on." Like Tommy Girl, like daughter! That's why Katie always looks like drained caca in the face, because if she's not fighting Suri about wearing another dress, she's fighting Tommy about the same thing.
Here's Suri and that woman in NYC today. Yes, Katie looks like shit again. I should just customize my keyboard with a button that will automatically type "Katie looks like shit again" whenever I hit it. That would save a lot of time.
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Submitted by WTF on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something in the milk is not clean.
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No, you are right. I think the kid is fug.
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I don't think she is a cute child at all.
Hey Angel whats Crotchfruit?
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so how much were the glasses??????
Submitted by WTF on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. **************************************************
No, you are right. I think the kid is fug.
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Underdeveloped facial muscles...she hasn't perfected that asshole Cruise maniacal grin, so she's not allowed to smile at all.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
suri's shades are cute...but not on a kid...
I'm SO used to feeling sorry for Katie...but this news along with the fact that these pap runs seem to be about getting their money's worth after they got shafted for their newborn pics just makes me think: How much of an asshole could Katie actually be? Methinks a big one.
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Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something in the milk is not clean.
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No, you are right. I think the kid is fug.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:34pm.
I call bullshit on this Suri only wants to wear dresses jazz. How CONVENIENT then that her mother has a child's wear line out called Holmes and Yang that Suri sported all summer long and into the fall, without a COAT, so the hardest working woman in show business could advertise mommy's clothing line.
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Ok, so NOW you're saying shit that makes me wanna listen! VERRRY interesting indeed!
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I call bullshit on this Suri only wants to wear dresses jazz. How CONVENIENT then that her mother has a child's wear line out called Holmes and Yang that Suri sported all summer long and into the fall, without a COAT, so the hardest working woman in show business could advertise mommy's clothing line.
Katiebot and Tommygirl make me want to vomit.
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Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:56pm.
Trust-just wait until this one hits 15 or 16. She's going to be a handful, and not in a good way.
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Waddyamean "not in a good way". I can NOT WAIT til this child becomes a handful. I'm telling y'all she is our saviour!
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Did Katie pulled down the drapes in their country home, pack 'em in the suitcase before flying to Manhattan and wearing them as an outfit? Bitch is fug.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:56pm.
Trust-just wait until this one hits 15 or 16. She's going to be a handful, and not in a good way.
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I think at 15 or 16 she'll be turned over to the heads of the 'church'.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
I put a Cheeto update in the Headband thread...if anyone is interested.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
I pick my nose too
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Dang, I was in Manhattan on Saturday. I coulda seen Suri.
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Yeah i had a problem with talking back when i was little untill my mom slapped the shit out of me then i just put on what ever the fuck she put out on the bed for me and went about my day douche bag.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
SURI IS JUST LIKE MOM, WHO LIKES TO WEAR ONLY GRANDMA CLOTHS AND PANTIES TO MATCH HER GRANNY HAIRCUT WHIC SHE WILL SOON BLEACH GRANNY BLUE!!
It truly makes me sad when I see these celebrites that make comments like "my 2 year old daughter refuses to wear pants"... oh, so your 2 year old daughter is the boss of you. Gee, you don't forsee any problems with that?
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Suri is one hell of a miserable-looking, overrated tyke.
Sometimes I run out in my nightgown too.
no wait, I don't wear granny gowns, I sleep in boxers and a T-shirt.
I agree, there's something off about Suri, despite the fact that she's cute.
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 3:03pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. You should see my hair in the morning. I look like Medusa (but without the snakes).
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it's a good thing i got used to it already. One morning, i got up half awake and i thought Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat's hair got nothin on mine.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
At least the little brat has on a jacket and something on her legs. God.....Katie is sure pigeon-toed (second pic.)!!! I agree I don't think Suri is very cute, I think it's that sneer she has on her face all the time. She is so bratty looking!! I know little kids pick their nose but why when Katie knows she's being photographed does she continue to let her do it? SPOILED BRAT, that's why.
loric, she looks like a fucking bitch NOW. You know that kid has never heard the word "NO"
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
Is Laura Ingalls selling her shit on ebay?
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oh, shit, if she is, i want her teefers! she had the weirdest choppers. I also could use a hair cap to sleep. I have rockstar morning hair.
And i'm sure this little beesh had something to do with the Kill Bill shit that happened this morning at the ScioFreak place...
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HAHAHAHAHA. You should see my hair in the morning. I look like Medusa (but without the snakes).
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
She's not picking her nose! She's tryna remember how to flip the bird!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:59pm.
Farrah: whatever you like half-pint.
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PURPLE DRANK and Chassidic sex. Sounds kinky.
er, who is this LCT person? sounds familiar...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don't know how she can walk and stare at Suri half the time. That in itself is pretty talented, but I guess it's not talent if that is what she is programmed to do.
Nice dress. Is it 1994 already? All Katie's missing are some combat boots.
And it seems like every pic I see Suri in anymore she has her finger up her nose. Doesn't Katie ever say to her "DON'T DO THAT! IT'S NASTY!" I'm guessing probably not. We'll be seeing pics of her when she's 22 with her finger still up her nose.
I do say, Suri, your outward display of appreciation for thine own boogers is quite admirable.
Farrah: whatever you like half-pint.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yeah, right Tommy. We know that you dictate what everybody in your house wears.
M.E.!!!!
Ewwwwwww!!!!
I know. I can attest that mine does not eat the gold. She just sticks her finger up there and says "I have boogies, Tissue please"
She's klassee that way.
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Loric,
"I can't put my finger on it"
Suri can though!
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Suri does look alien...like an non-human's rendition of a human child.
I'm glad I'm not the only one, PSL.
Trust-just wait until this one hits 15 or 16. She's going to be a handful, and not in a good way.
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Submitted by loric on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something in the milk is not clean.
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maybe it's because she's not human?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I was in line at the grocery store this weekend. The little boy infront of me was digging for gold. Then shoved said gold into mouth.
I wanted to barf. He just kept going in there and removing nuggets to eat. His mother did NOTHING!
So gross.
I don't care what anybody says, I think Suri is so fuckin cute! I kinda like Katie's dress. :/
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:48pm.
Is Laura Ingalls selling her shit on ebay?
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oh, shit, if she is, i want her teefers! she had the weirdest choppers. I also could use a hair cap to sleep. I have rockstar morning hair.
And i'm sure this little beesh had something to do with the Kill Bill shit that happened this morning at the ScioFreak place...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
loric, i am with you. I don't see the beauty in Suri. At all.
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
I need a "What the hell is Katie wearing?" tab in the comment section.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 2:47pm.
Well, she's not THAT superior. I see she picks her nose just like my 3 year old does.
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*pulls finger out of nose* WHAT?
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Katie, you're supposed to put the tree skirt under the Christmas tree, not wear it. Duh.
Suri is adorable in an Omen kind of way. :)
OMG! Look at Suri in thumbnail #6- she is totally Chris Klein's!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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Prairie chic! That dress is horrendous. Katie looks like the walking dead, as usual. Suri is cute (in a creepy sort of way), but very unworldly-looking, and I will bet she is a complete spoiled monster.
Why do rich people insist on looking like hobos? If you want to pay Neiman Marcus thousands of dollars to make you look homeless, why not just give me $50 and I'll be glad to drape you with my grandmother's curtains.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Please God, please let Suri have wiped that across the front of Katie's sunglasses. Amen.
I know a lot of people think Suri is cute, but there is something "off" about her. I can't put my finger on it, but something in the milk is not clean.
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I hate how celebrity moms buy their kids expensive shit at such a young age. Shits going to break in like .3 hrs!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Is Laura Ingalls selling her shit on ebay?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
oh, Fuck Suri.
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I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one
- Eminem "Criminal"