Tuesday, November 25th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jeremy Jordan - This bitch was one of my crushes in the 90s. Although, it always bothered my little gay ass that he wore a jacket and no shirt. What was the point of the jacket? Were his pretty shoulders cold? I never understood that shit.

Jeremy was also in "Never Been Kissed" with Josie Grossy. He hasn't really done much since. Below is the hot ass song he did for the "90210" soundtrack. And below that is what he looks like now. Yeah, I wish I didn't see that.



For Marissa

Posted by: Michael K


Its the same with Sawa, Rider Strong & many of those 90s guys...they lose whatever they had..or we gain some sense

Whatever's picture

We all remember Donna Martin saying Jeremy Jordan ALRIGHT! At the end of the 90210 episodes. His teeth look pretty jacked though. MK you could totally do SO much better.

letinstar's picture

riiiight..i remember this shit now...i think i bounced my head to this a few times..thank gawd i don't have speakers at work though...
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fuckingclassy's picture

He was just as forgetable as Cathy Dennis

z-listed's picture

Isn't that the kid who was on that stupid show with Tony Danza? You know, he was "Oooo Angela! Angela!'s" son.

When that kid came out as gay it was like Nooooooo! Really????

ugh, i used to luv that song, and they would play it at the end of every episode that year! i got hella excited when my friend told me he knew jeremy jordan. i was like, oooh that guy who sang on 90210 and he's like no, he was Hobie from Baywatch, hahaha, indeed i was disappointed! too many damn kids named jeremy jordan

Don't be cruel, he was molested as a child which can be pretty damn traumatic.

Plus I bet quite a few of you look like pure ass before and maybe right now. (I'm looking at YOU Michael K).

I'd so do him. He was a babe back in the day.

EvilShoe's picture

Awww man, I didn't need to see that either. Same thing happened when I recently saw Devon Sawa, semi-busted face. I'd still hit it though, I'm a whore like that.

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Emma G's picture

Holy shit I was just talking about Jeremy Jordan last Friday when the car rental guy I was dealing with was called Jordan. I started singing this stupid song and wondered why the name Jordan makes me think of Jeremy Jordan and not say Michael Jordan..

ps the answer is weed xox

gdubs's picture

what the EFF happened to him??? he was still hot in never been kissed but what in gd hell did he do to himself since then??? im offended. people with good genes insult those of us without when they go and fuck themselves up.

roxie's picture

i had lots of necklaces that looked like the one in the top pic in the 90's; some i even hand made

sinnie's picture

Man, I don't remember that video at ALL. Where the hell was I?

Maybe I blocked it out of memory.

I was never grateful for the grunge revolution- until now.

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paris herpes's picture

I was just thinking about this guy the other day too. And his little music video at the end of BH 90210. He looks like Anne Hathaway's bastard of an ex in the older pics, GAH!

Your face!

OMG!!! i used to love this song when i was in 6th grade along with shanice "i love ur smile". looking back it makes me realize how much the early 90's sucked.

I too loved him in Never Been Kissed. Thought he looked HOT and WAY different than his singing days, when he was a different kind of hot, he he. Now he just needs to lose that chunkiness and sunburn and he'll still look good.

gyeah's picture

It's Gus/Rufus (eugh). All those white guys back in the day wanted to be Vanilla Ice.

carefreea's picture

I love "Never Been Kissed" so he gets a pass for that alone. Is that video full of the same kinda shots as the photo? Can't listen to it at work :(

meadowgirl's picture

i still love that movie. fuck yeah. *LMAO!*

he was in an episode of "its always sunny in philadelphia" season three! he plays some gross character in some gross family with nasty skin and shit. i couldn't believe what happened to "guy. yes, you are a guy!"

Jaxanne's picture

MK- I love you!! I thought I was the only person who remembered that song! I actually you tubed the video last week, because, yes I too thought Jeremy was hot back in the day. But what the hell happened?!!? He reminds me of how Cary Elwes looks all nasty now compared to being the hotness back during Princess Bride. Anyway, getting old sucks...

tired of rumers startin's picture

OMG YESSS! I remember making a tape of this song on repeat for one of my friends in grade six. a couple years ago i asked my mom to uncover my old 90210 soundtrack cd (first i ever bought, btw). bitch threw it out!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I remember him!!! AND Ewwwww.

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NitWitty's picture

Eeeps, so much promise.

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kdracofan's picture

OOOO I just saw 'never been kissed' the other days...he was the 'cool' kid, guy was his name

Miss Priss's picture

Rufus was jeremy jordan?!?! Oh lordy I knew I had seen him somewhere! That's funny

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

like-wow's picture

Oh I don't know, I think he's still kind of a hot piece.

Morrissey's picture

Oh, his real name is "Donald Henson".

I knew that name was too saccharine to be real! It hurt him in the end, I think; shoulda used his real one.

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The C word's picture

Wow, thanks for the 'Never Been Kissed' reference Mk or I wouldn't have known who this was.

I liked him/his character in that flick.....

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Lighten up, Francis.

Morrissey's picture

I think he HAS aged well.

he still looks ok. not a "hollywood", but good nonetheless.

Ah oh, the 90s.
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Illuminata's picture

MK is totally my soulmate/brother from another mother. I LOVED this song hard in the 90's. I haven't heard it in ages but I still remembered the melody and some of the lyrics.

letinstar's picture

no clue who this twink is...curses...no speaker at work ...
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No Words's picture

I loved him in "Never Been Kissed" and wondered what the hell happened to him.

Don't remember him looking so douchey, though.

LoLo's picture

Awwww lawd Mom Jeans Sexy Slow Mow Camera Moves and Boots Too!
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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:15am.

Are these bitches wearing "mom jeans"?
Oh Yeah,it was the 90's.haha
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LOL! Back when mom jeans were for EVERYONE! YAY!

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angel_i's picture

Aw. Well he still has gayface, at least.

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jammer's picture

Oceannia who the fuck cares
on topic: LAWDAMERCY! I remember this damn song! I used to drool all over the tv, because for some reason, I thought this douche was attractive. WRONG ANSWER!
Can't be bothered with any man that makes a career out of not wearing a shirt...ever.
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luscious_t's picture

sucked then, sucks now

and that's not the good-kind of suck...

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DeeDee's picture

90210, responsible for launch "successful" singing careers for stars like Brian Austin Green, Jamie (How do you talk to an angel) Walters, and Mr. "Prepubescent Chest" up there, Jeremy Jordan.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Ahhh loved him in Never Been Kissed...his hair was so Rufus:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Love the deer in headlights look on the second thumbnail. This is obviously the first non mall food court photo booth camera to take his pic in 17 years.

Newportjoey's picture

The "red marks" are from the tanning bed. Honestly, he looks a lot better now then most of you people.....As a Dlisted Slut Goddess, I don't Age....as my Avie can show you......timeless.....

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Darling"

Triscuit's picture

did you see the part w/him and the short haired chick?They both have their jackets hanging off their shoulders.I really miss dressing like that*eye roll*.hahaha

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Triscuit's picture

Are these bitches wearing "mom jeans"?
Oh Yeah,it was the 90's.haha

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Black_Rose's picture

THIS is why I love you Michael K!! You always bring back the best memories of the illustrious and neon-colored 90s! I used to have such a crush on this hot slut when I was like...14...he hasn't aged well at all.

The Bitch In My Left Titty!

Squash Posh's picture

I'm digging the generic 90's back beat!

Oh, and I miss the early 90's, in that, a girl can be considered sexy on television, yet be covered head-to-toe. All these male music videos back then have girls that are more 'girl next door' than tranny.

Predator24's picture

At a quick glance I thought this Vince from "Sham-Wow!" shot in his high school years.

jiggywiddit's picture

Um, first off, the 90s version of JJ looks like he's gunning for our chichis with those grabby hands. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Also, '90s JJ should have cryogenically frozen himself as he looked then, so that NOW when we're all growed up we could thaw him out and carry on.

Current JJ is busted.

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sexy's picture

His Career went from Fab to Flushed. We're such users.lol.

Oh. My. GAWD!! I loved this song!! I can't believe you remembered JJ. Wonder what he's doing now.

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