Obama Did Not Approve This
Yes, this is Brit Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone's December 2008 issue. It's not the 1998 issue even though it looks like that shit. The jeans, the belly ring and you know her t-shirt is tied in the back with a scrunchie. That's how we used to do it back then. Obviously, Brit Brit needs a few gorgeous chola friends, because those eyebrows need serious attention. They need a little tender, loving, pluck from a hot tweezer and a Sharpie.
And doesn't Obama own that line or some shit? No Brit can't.....use that line without permission from our president-elect!
So....in the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit Brit yaps to the magazine about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an "old person." She goes on to talk about how SPF and JJ are developing quite nicely and "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
So SPF is already saying the fuck word. He should graduate to the "cunt" word next week. That way he'll be way ahead of all his friends in school. Shit, I wish they taught me that shit in kindergarten instead of dumb words like "tree" and "apple." Shit and fuck are the staples in my vocabulary and every child should be well versed in how and when to use them. I think SPF is some kind of child prodigy if he's already saying the fuck word!
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LoLo, you've got someone else's boogiers on your boobs...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I,
Darling"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:17am
Please do that. The feeling of giving is addictive, and wonderful. I'll ask for a special blessing for you♥
@Miss Priss: damn, i didn't recognize him! i really need better glasses. LOL, he looked like a very young Roman Polansky to me, BWAHAHAHA!!
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are we human, or are we dancers?
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Ugh, I am just so sick of her damn finger pointing at kfed. The kid says the f-word so it must be his fault. **rolls eyes** Give it up. He's been more of a parent to those two boys. He wasn't the one trying to hold them hostage with the cops having to intervene. Just grow up already.
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Aww that's nice! Buy the homeless guy a sammie!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
You guys are making me really really sad...Im about to go to and buy a bunch of canned stuff and take it to a food bank...Im about to go run out to the corner where a homelessman stands there 24/7 not even kidding and buy him a sammich...
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Damn you all are wonderful cyber people ha ha
*takes used hanky, stuffs it in bra*
Puta youre so right, the banks are having a very hard time here. NYC is on the brink of something nasty i fear.
When it comes down to it you are are some of the most thoughtful and caring people.
I hope you all find yourselves safe and warm where ever or what ever you find yourselves doing.
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That smile looks horrendous. That's an aweful picture. couldn't they take something with a little more pizazz... gross
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hahah Farrah! It's Okay, I changed avi to Jim Morrison smoking a joint cuz that's cool and shit(god im a dork)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I love 80's wavy-styled hair.
Brit still sucks, though.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Damn Farrah I'm jelly h8tr right now!!
I will bring LOTS of purple drank, and yellow drank too
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:10am.
Here: used hankie?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
An ex-girlfriend of mine would laugh/smile in that same kind of gape-mouthed, knuckle-headed sort of way that Britney does. It's always reminded me of her. And I always hear her doing a "Goofy" laugh (from the Disney cartoons) to go along with it.
"A-huh-a-huh-a-huh."
God, what a couple of retards.
I wonder what the cost of photoshop was for this cover... It couldn't have been cheap.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54am.
Hey Farrah!!!
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OMG! how rude of me! you changed your avie, i missed your comment! how are you, dear?
@LoLo: i know. I've been very blessed with more things i could dream of, i can't be so ungrateful, i count my blessings, and NEED to share whatever i have.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:07am.
I donate spaghetti o's and such.
Beef-a-roni...
Like i said i was nearly a street dweller....
Shut up I may cry now. Im having womans moments.
Dont laugh at me sheeps!
Fur ball! LOL *that damn heart shape, like three times*
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:57am.
Aaaaw Farrah wheres the BF and mom and pops???
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ma & pa are golfing in Coral Gables (old people)
and the BF is in Va. I'm in South America.
But i'm FREEEEE!!!! no ma calling 24/7!! smoking and doing hoot rat shit in their house!
Pool party: my parent's place, 5pm. BYOPD (bring your own PURPLE DRANK)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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Lolo
Awww. Sadness, I'm sad now cuz people always get cream corn canned goods and it's turkey day and some people don't have much. =(
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Canned Goods Drive! LoLo!!! Joey's mommie used to empty the pantry twice a year with all the mistakes from the A&P. I always wondered if the poor folks actually looked forward to 5 cans of Silver Floss Sauerkraut with their Thanksgiving hot dogs....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I,
Darling"
Aww lolol your story is so cute. You're tough chica but have a heart!:) I hear you though... I know a few people I would never guess almost were homeless (if not for the help of friends to get on their feet) and esp. now with people living paycheck to paycheck it's a possibility for a lot of people.
We went to some concert thing (for the children!) and the price of entrance was bring some canned food. I brought them some chili and stuff b/c that creamed corn, etc is all nasty. At least the chili can pass for edible.
I read a story yesterday how the food banks in NYC are in dire need..more families are turning to them for help now and sadly donations are way down. The article said the holiday season usually is booming with donors but most people are reigning it in and scared of losing their jobs.
Fuck it. I need to watch Xanadu or something now.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:02am.
Well im going through the cans and its ALL CREAMED CORN! And peas! Two of the worst foods i could ever imagine. I hate peas like no other.
You don't give away your canned crab and lobster bisque. You "donate" the stuff that's been in the back for two years.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Lo: Ize hungry, can you send me over that fame guy with a bagel?
and some peas?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Canned goods/ Tennis cans and green beans.
OK so i went to a guilt heavy type of religious school and we did canned food drives twice a year and it was my job in fourth grade to sort them for Sister Joanne.
Well im going through the cans and its ALL CREAMED CORN! And peas! Two of the worst foods i could ever imagine. I hate peas like no other.
I started crying ( I used to be WAY soft ha ha)
because i was thinking about how bad it must suck to have to ask for a free meal and you get CREAMED corn and maybe no prezzies either.
Ive come damn close to being a hobo lolo and if i can help it no one i know will EVER go hungry.
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Why would Obama own the line "yes she can"? Is he..*gasp*
Aaaaw Farrah wheres the BF and mom and pops???
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snowy, I think MTV owns them. They kill everything music related.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey Farrah!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I thought Rolling Stone was about music? It just looks like another gossip mag to me now.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Brit still looks like she needs an eye wrangler.
That pix has been photoshopped to hell and back.
Who reads Rolling Stone anyway?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:43am.
Now go get yer canned goods and get to a local food bank, important bitches are starving this holiday season.
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LoLo, you're serious awesomeness. That's a lesson i tought my BF last month. He's the kind of guy that lets canned goods sit on the pantry for years. I told him "beesh, you should be grateful for the blessing you CAN afford this food and you let it go bad"
Then we got all the new canned goods and took them to the food bank. And then i cried because there IS somewhere out there in need of that food.
Charity is a duty, not a choice.
Sorry, i'm a little sad today. Missing the BF and Ma & Pa.
I'll be back to bitchy in a few.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
LooooooooooLO!!! Awesome.
Yeah, I'd like to show my support by saying I don't give a fuck about this speshul ho either, her bloody vagina monologues gave me nightmares for days!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Deb! LMAO!
Im sorry for the cussin but god damn.
You and Bradi said it way better.
Im sorry, Im not a god fearing woman but I think it is a sin to even think about his ho for more then a minute, let alone shed a tear for her ass.
Turkey Lurkey Loo!
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:43am.
BRAVA, LoLO! BRAVA!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I dont give a FUCK about this idiots fucking feelings just as she did not give a flying fuck about all the little tweens she was taking money from all the while telling them its ok to dress like afuckingtart and not graduate from high school.
I dont give a fuck who pimped this bitch out to disney.
I dont give a fuck if she fucked Walt Disney himself through the magic of animation for a cron dog and a contract with the devil.
She sucks, her parents suck, her music sucks, and giving a fuck about this god damn ho dumbs down all of us who give a fuck about mroe importatn shit.
Now go get yer canned goods and get to a local food bank, important bitches are starving this holiday season. This stupid whore clearly aint going hungry. Fuck her and the dad sitter she rode in on.
Give a fuck about who judges the pop freak. Fuck that shit.
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Cheers, LA! They prop her up because she sells mags, a lot more for the tabloid stuff than for her music.
Im a princess
I respect your opinion, and I'm not trying to change your mind.
I will continue to watch in sick fascination as Britney's "Circus" unfolds.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'd so like to take that out for a test drive into my headboard.
hahah it's like someone's dangling a shiny object or something, you know, like they do babies at Sears so they smile to the camera
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:15am.
OMG you guys are harsh! Do ppl not have the ability to change, or even try?
Yes they do. But all of Britney's "change" has been due to her father and courts taking over. It's easy to get back in shape when that's all you have to do all day.
She's already complaining about her structured life.
She gets a chance to comment about her kids, and the only thing she can come up with is that they've learned curse words, but not from her?
She has shown zero remorse for the harm she did to those kids.
She's still talentless, selfish, and an immature simpleton.
- It bears reposting. Kudos Deb.
Let me add that she is also being rewarded for her behavior not her alleged "music" which she really has no part of except showing up when ever she fucking feels like it and whisper sing talk a lyric.
The press coverage ignoring her uselessness and propping her up, she deserves nothing until she PROVES she is worth it. At least Wino is only destroying herself, not children. She doesn't want the world to against her, then she needs to STFU about her kids. K Fed isn't blaming her publicly, he keeps his hole shut. K Fed puts them first, I know, I am shocked too but a fact is fact.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23am.
Yes they do. But all of Britney's "change" has been due to her father and courts taking over. It's easy to get back in shape when that's all you have to do all day.
She's already complaining about her structured life.
She gets a chance to comment about her kids, and the only thing she can come up with is that they've learned curse words, but not from her?
She has shown zero remorse for the harm she did to those kids.
She's still talentless, selfish, and an immature simpleton.
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Well, it's called an intervension. She was fucked up, someone had to come in and help her since she couldn't do it for herself...that's how change usually starts. And her Dad has been by her side for a long time now, I'm sure it's starting to take it's toll. I think most ppl would start to want their freedom after a while.
And hey, that's just an excerpt from the interview, maybe she said more and that's all they printed or there is more in the actual mag article. And even if not, did you want her to share everything the kids are saying and doing in this interview? It is Rolling Stone, not Reader's Digest. My kids have said that word and others- and while I tell them it's not nice (and I'm sure she does to), I still laugh- because it sounds funny. It's just curse words ppl- not that big of deal, geez.
And what makes you think she has no remorse??? Because she hasn't it with everyone? She doesn't have full custody of her kids...I'm sure she is pretty dang remorseful. Don't judge what you don't know.
Anyway...sorry to go on and on. Just trying to make a point, yet again. It's easy to judger her, to hate her...because she is who is she is and it's easy. But things are not always what they seem, esp when the media spins everything around.
Lolo
OMG, I'm such a goof! OF COURSE i'd love to rub those nippies right there! Freaks UNite!!!!(keep him, i think I lurves him)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
DOWNS.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23am.
Im not sure why this dude is wearing this in my avie, but i feel like i need to change my "cltohes" now to something more festive and less "festive".
One of his nippers looks plastico
omg im such a freak
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:11am.
right on deb!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Good Mornig, No Words
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Deb
You said it best, girlfriend!
*Snap, snap*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
You can photoshop the picture, but she still looks like the voice inside her head is the voice of Patrick Star.
I feel like this is insulting to Patrick Star. I'm sure he is much smarter and would be a much better parent than Shitters.
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Lolo!
What's your turkey day outfit consist of and why is there a flasie nipple on there?! LOL
I'll rub anything for you Lolo!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:15am.
OMG you guys are harsh! Do ppl not have the ability to change, or even try?
Yes they do. But all of Britney's "change" has been due to her father and courts taking over. It's easy to get back in shape when that's all you have to do all day.
She's already complaining about her structured life.
She gets a chance to comment about her kids, and the only thing she can come up with is that they've learned curse words, but not from her?
She has shown zero remorse for the harm she did to those kids.
She's still talentless, selfish, and an immature simpleton.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
My name suggestions for Uvula:
Beamer BooBoo Rockandroll
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD