Obama Did Not Approve This
Yes, this is Brit Brit on the cover of Rolling Stone's December 2008 issue. It's not the 1998 issue even though it looks like that shit. The jeans, the belly ring and you know her t-shirt is tied in the back with a scrunchie. That's how we used to do it back then. Obviously, Brit Brit needs a few gorgeous chola friends, because those eyebrows need serious attention. They need a little tender, loving, pluck from a hot tweezer and a Sharpie.
And doesn't Obama own that line or some shit? No Brit can't.....use that line without permission from our president-elect!
So....in the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit Brit yaps to the magazine about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an "old person." She goes on to talk about how SPF and JJ are developing quite nicely and "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
So SPF is already saying the fuck word. He should graduate to the "cunt" word next week. That way he'll be way ahead of all his friends in school. Shit, I wish they taught me that shit in kindergarten instead of dumb words like "tree" and "apple." Shit and fuck are the staples in my vocabulary and every child should be well versed in how and when to use them. I think SPF is some kind of child prodigy if he's already saying the fuck word!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Britney wasn't even around in 1998. Though I agree, they need to stop photoshopping the hell out of her.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:33am.
Stupid Mommy story break
Hey, she reads and sounds out words well!
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
I am all for Britney being shot.
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"Si se puede"? Whats that Sheeps? Is that a fancy Phil Collins song or what? ha ha ha
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Im rooting for Bama Llama Montana!
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Chicano groups at UFW have been saying "Si se puede" for a long time. I bet Obama owes them.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:02am.
I also cancelled my subscription after RS featured her on the cover in a bra and jeans.
The circle closes.
Shitney still peddles shit that passes for music, and Rolling Stone still peddles tons of ads and shit that passes for music journalism.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Who in hell would fall for this shit? Her music sucks, her moral compass is in the toilet, she is a horrid mother, and a horrid daughter, and we damn sure know she doesn't look like this.
Rolling Stone jumped the shark years ago.
Miss Priss! Branderson!
You know who isnt a fraphat bitch mom?
UVULA!
And she be havin her baybay today!
GOOD LUCK UVULA!
I hope that shit dont hurt too bad!
OUCH! and YAY! BAYBAY!!!!!
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RS used to be cutting edge. Now it's exactly like UsWeekly.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
I KNOW the bitch says fuck in front of the chillun, like, FUCK pa! Is I cool? LMAO
Don't ask how I know, I just know.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
even photoshop couldn't help her lineback neck..so they gave up and told her to put her hand in front of it..hehehe
"are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."
OH STFU SHITNEY! That's right, blame K Fed.
That will help get your kids back and you can be the cool chick again. Oh yea, sure, YOU NEVER slip by, oh I don't know, by driving around recklessly with kids on your lap, locking yourself in a bathroom with one of your boo boo's, oh yea, it must all be K Fed's fault.
She needs to stop talking and start LISTENING and SEEING what she has done TO HER LIFE.
Fuckin' frapptard. Yes Addon Tampon, THIS CAN BE ALL YOURS!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
and so the circle closes....i discontinued my subscription to rolling stone years ago when brit was on the cover because i was sure she wasn't what i called "music"...and here she is again...proving why i still don't read rolling stone....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I actually like her browterpillars.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:33am.
Awwwwwwwww I liked your story :)
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Looks like she borrowed Kim Zolciak's wig.
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Lighten up, Francis.
Good Morning, Miss Priss!
I'm just running away, sadly. It's actually not too bad since, MK won't be back for a while...I can save up some venom for when I gots time...;p
I'm glad to see he's well protected lol.
Have a good day:) *whispers* I'll be back tho:)
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angel_i , seriously, how coincidential is that! LOL
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:39am.
You can't see the crazy, but she looks, um, speshul here. Not hot. and take a look at the headlines on the left..."skanky brits", "extreme redneck sports", get it?
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You can't see the crazy, but she looks, um, speshul here. Not hot. and take a look at the headlines on the left..."skanky brits", "extreme redneck sports", get it?
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I think that photog is really smart, too. The way he got her to stand. It's ALMOST impossible to see the crazy in her eyes if she doesn't look right at you.
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Fabulous. The only words she can think that her kids are learning are stupid and fuck. Funny. My daughter didn't say either of those words until she was almost 7.
(Stupid Mommy story break: She got me with the "fuck" too - I was going on and on about her mittens or her hair or some such and she just comes out, nice and slow like, with "Fuck you". I was like: WHAT THE FUCK!?(i didn't *say* it! But I sure as hell thought it!) When I looked at her, her eyes got big and and surpised and she pointed at the elevator door where someone had inscribed "fuck you". She was simply ignoring me and sounding out the words. *sigh* But she doesn't like swearing - she thinks it's crass - if I slip in front of her, I get told.)
And we're not allowed to say stupid. It's rude and hurtful and usually avoids the point. Nothing is really stupid (except Britney but that's my little secret:). UGH!
ANYWACKEOUTWHORE! Nice hiding your double chin so they can TRY to use your real face. And it must be nice that when you photograph you automatically get your age eighteen body back. Seems to me there used to be a time (a LONG time ago) when Rolling Stone would avoid putting a mess like that on the cover
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Well, you know what? I've slipped & said "fuck" in front of my 5-year-old before, & he's NEVER said it. Imgaine that! Learn how to be a damned parent you stupid cunt & set some rules & boundaries. PLEASE let the conservatorship be over so she can crash & burn & be the cool chick again!
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soooooo this sickening freaking stupid fucktard hillbilly swamp trash shit is still lying her arse off and trying to insult our intelligence.
I hate to say it but...I still remember her driving around in her white merc last year, being chased by the paps as she sooooo loves...and what was she mouthing off at the time? something about the pap being a FAT FUCK! while she was busy chain smoking etc...blah blah blah...and where were her kids? in the back seat screaming their heads off!!! bleh
I wish she would just fuck off with all her shit already.
Somebody give me the phone number of this Photoshop genius so I can hire them...her stomach hasnt been that flat in a looooooong time. Please file this under "bitch, please".
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Please, everybody, pull up your pants. It's terrifying.
She looks haggard. I am sooo sick of this cow! Shut your piehole, stop making shitty records, and go be a mother to your kids!!!
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Despite the hard work of the PhotoShop masters at RS she still looks like a washed up middle-aged diner waitress. Hitching up that T-shirt to show off her abs was gratuitous. I wonder if they did it as a joke?
Sounds like she's proud of her corn toofed chilluns saying such words. And what does she know about old people, the stupid bitch. I resent anything being said about old people because I am one of them. Dumb ho that she is.
I used to pride myself in saying the 'c' word 3 times a year, but now it's an almost daily occurrence and it has nothing at all to do with my Italian Tourettes. The 'f' word..oh it's a wonderful addition to any sentence, so versatile! One peenhead I work with asked me if it was necessary that I curse all the time...'Well, Fuck yea'..
Comeback? She's going to be in for a surprise, methinks.
The fans of her age group, mid to late 20's, have grown up and moved on...She's the only one who is still stuck at "16".
People younger than that don't like her music and people older than their twenties do not, either.
Hate her. Anyone who buys her album is a MORON.
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"Skanky Brits"? It would have taken 5 seconds to tweak it and then paste it at the top in huge letters right next to cheetoling's face. Cover art at its finest. Well there's a missed opportunity.
photoshop is a hell of a drug
Oh christ I'm sick of her effing "comeback". I'd much rather a freakshow(pun intended). I should hire RS to airbrush my abs, I wanna set like that. *eyeroll* Nice how they airbrushed out the curve of the inside of her elbow/arm too. Cool jab @ Kfed too. Wow she's like, so grown up now & stuff!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Wonder what the kids call *her* behind her back?
@ get serious - I remember and nothing that Britney or her manager states now will make me forget.
As for her quote...WHY would anyone admit that to the public? She is so incredibly stupid THAT is where her kids learn that word because someone around her is calling her that.
I cringe as each sound bite comes out about this documentary coming out. The truth that Britney believes or wants us to believe. So delusional. The fact that she even states that the paps drove her to her breakdown made me laugh. Other than stating the obvious as to how she constantly sought pap attention, but what would be her answer to DATING one?
I am also sick of hearing the word 'comeback'. She isn't coming back, she is already here and she never left.
how in the fuck can she say that her kids didn't get it from her? she's barely aware that she has kids in the first place.
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I believe the line belongs to Bob the Builder.
Whoever is doing her publicity needs a pay increase, because he/she is doing a masterful job. Just think how he/she has resurrected slutney's career in 1.5 years. Hardly anyone remembers that slutney is addicted to drugs, is a drunk, is a twat flashing exhibitionist, can't be bothered to take care of her kids & lost visitation, likes to f*ck arab pappparazzos, drives aimlessly for hours with no destination in mind, likes to smoke near her kids & blow smoke in their faces, is a fake kaballah follower (and takes after that whore, Madonna), shaved her head, attacked cars with an umbrella, wore that greasy weave & that stupid pink wig, ripped off her fans with a tour of 10 minute embarrassments she called "concerts", blew through $60 million in 1 year by spending it on stupid things (multiple cars, homes, drugs, etc), is mentally unstable, is uneducated & basically illiterate (and incredibly UNintelligent) and is the worst media whore ever seen (she actually called & texted the papps to let them know here she was going all the time, then complained about them being there). Oh yeah, and she can't sing to save her life (has to have her "singing" run through a computer program for it to sound close to acceptable. She actually throws temper tantrums when she can't have her own way; she's mentally about 15. What a complete & total loser.
Yup, her publicist needs a pay raise...
Except for the gorilla brows, BS looks good. Going to bed at 9:30 appears to do wonders.
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MK enough already! its not funny anymore!
If SPF starts using "bloody bollocks!" I think it's clear which parent to trace it to.
It's creepy how we're going back in time ... again...
mtv should change their name to btv. britney tv. and rolling stones should change their name to rolling britney. cause she sure needs the cash.
groan.
she's learning them kids real well! I pity the kids...