I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
I'll post more shit when I land! Don't forget to wipe!
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I can't figure out who's weirder looking. Botox face or her husband. By the way, his little "rehab" stint? Please. He cheated on her with some hot little groupie and she caught him. He's a coke whore who fucks coke whores and little miss down under couldnt handle the rejection. Maybe if she spread her wax legs once in a while for him, he'd not have strayed.
Stock Broker. Any lame duck Jack drinker will tell you to NEVA EVA put a lime on the side of your tasty jack beverage let alone floatin IN it.
And Pepsi and Jack is a mortal sin. You will get killed for that in some areas.
But this ho went above and beyond. She left a lime flaoter in the middle of a mortal sin. Thats like taking a dump on a squirrel after you run over it on purpose. Maybe not just like that but similar.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT
Dam, he's a sexy beesh! wow.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:18pm.
YOU CAN'T DO THE BOOT MOVES IN THE DEPEND NURSING HOME TOILET TIMES!
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OK DO BOOT MOVE IN BLUE PILL UP STINK HOLE OK WOW
Lolo, you know what you do? You vomit in their shoe, squish their foot around in it, then burp in their mouth and blow air into their eyeballs.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:17pm.
Come here stocky, you can motorboat my "puppies"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Happy HOur you have good ideas up in yer brain area. I like that!
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LoLo ~ A floating lime?? WTF??
that sounds like poo talk to me.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:15pm.
- BURPS OF ET PHONE HOME!
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RUMBLE IN GUT OF KONG APE TIMES MAKE FIRE BUM CIRCLE LITE CLOSE ON FIRE
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:09pm.
we share the crown!
my new hot slut is sean patrick harris, memeber the playgirl pics?
I'm still thinking about him during the happy rub toilet times.
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Sean Patrick Harris? I don't think Powder and Doogie mated.
It's Sean Patrick Flanery my dear lady.
fuck me I'm getting old
YOU CAN'T DO THE BOOT MOVES IN THE DEPEND NURSING HOME TOILET TIMES!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Christine The Hoff ~ hold me...I'm going thru puppy withdrawals.
Clarisse has Dr. Drew on speed dial for an intervention.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:14pm.
ALL CAPS JIM
ALL CAPS
ALL DAY
ALL THE TIME
MUCH LIKE A LITE ROCK STATION WHO PLAYS ALL THE HITS FROM THE SEVENTIES, EIGHTIES, AND TODAY.
SMOOTH 100 BITCHES!
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NitWitty - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts, IIIIIIII like farts.
I have the dueling farts between Peter and Michael Moore as my ringtone.
@Lolo.. ha ha ha.. that should be a separate thread...This is how I picture:____
Carrot dont drink the pepsi.
OH OH OH!!!! Ok so last night i was out and ordered usual jack and ginger.
But they had flat ginger ale
so said ok ill take a jack and coke.
So the ho gives me a jack and PEPSI with a damn lime floating in there with the ice.
I puke at this!
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LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:11pm.
Reese's Pieces + Pepsi = Absolute asshole licking disgustingness
- BURPS OF ET PHONE HOME!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hoffalina: watch his mouth in the first line where he says ".... don't need no morning coffee baby."
UHN. DO HARD RUB BURN TIMES ON PLESHUR BUTTON IN CAVE OK WOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuzxJ8VJrKc
LCT! I saw this episode last night and I couldn't stop laughing thinking of your avi!!
Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4yxHaJA0I8
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:11pm.
HA HA HA! Happy Hour thats hilarious because this avie here is kind of how i picture Jim....
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ya mean ALL CAPS JIM?
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:11pm.
CARROT HOLE GO BIG BANG IN RUMBUS ROOM
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LOLO DO INTERTIMES COURSE IN BATHROOM HOLE
Reese's Pieces + Pepsi = Absolute asshole licking disgustingness
HA HA HA! Happy Hour thats hilarious because this avie here is kind of how i picture Jim....
CARROT HOLE GO BIG BANG IN RUMBUS ROOM
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:09pm.
we share the crown!
my new hot slut is sean patrick harris, memeber the playgirl pics?
I'm still thinking about him during the happy rub toilet times.
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Sean Patrick Harris? I don't think Powder and Doogie mated.
It's Sean Patrick Flanery my dear lady.
Lolo I did not recognized you.. first the picture, then the CAPS, .. I was like Jimmy? nooo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:07pm.
Hoffalina, you are the commingback princess. Let's not kid ourselves here
we share the crown!
my new hot slut is sean patrick harris, memeber the playgirl pics?
I'm still thinking about him during the happy rub toilet times.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:04pm.
IT FIGURES YALL IN LOWER CHAT ROOMS FIRE BREATHING HATING ASS TAX TIMES WHEN MOTHER BITCH HITS SKY ROOF IN CAPTAINS LOUNGE WITH CHEESE DUST.
SHIT! VODKA MINI GOSSIP SLUT DICK LICK IN PLANE BATHROOM LIKE WOW! NO TOILET BATS CARLA JUST MK!
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SPRED CHEESE DUST ON STRIPE BALLOON OK WOW DO BAD STICK IN HOLE FOR GOOD TIMES ON DAY OF SIN OK AND YALL EAT DEVIL BRAIN AND FEED TO TOILET BATS OK WOW
Hoffalina, you are the commingback princess. Let's not kid ourselves here.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:57pm.
Pete Wentz escapes his emo baby. Lookie at the bandana in his back pocket. According to to the link MK posted about Gay Hanky Codes, Pete is fond of fist fucking.
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You give him too much credit. He couldn't find a vagina, but you think he can decipher hankie codes AND get it right?
naaaw.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:04pm.
Bump! LCT fer u!
Vintage Gerry Butler: (for LCT)
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/25/gerard-butler-before-and-after/
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Holy Mother of bleached mushroom cut God. I can't tell when he was dirtiest.
My new crush is Adam Gregory. He's a HOT piece.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:00pm.
TOILET TIMES WITH GARAGE ROOFS, SOFA BATTERIES ON LOW JEALOUS OKAY WOW.
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PLESHUR ON TOILET BAT HEADS OK WOW LOWER CHATS FULL OF GOD WARRIOR WOW BAD PINK WIGS ON TOST POINTS OK WOW
duude, you're wayyy to good at this.... hahah!@
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
IT FIGURES YALL IN LOWER CHAT ROOMS FIRE BREATHING HATING ASS TAX TIMES WHEN MOTHER BITCH HITS SKY ROOF IN CAPTAINS LOUNGE WITH CHEESE DUST.
SHIT! VODKA MINI GOSSIP SLUT DICK LICK IN PLANE BATHROOM LIKE WOW! NO TOILET BATS CARLA JUST MK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
DON'T MAKE THE CAPS OF HIGH TALKS WITH CEILING BOX THAT CAN'T STOP THE DUCT TAPE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bump! LCT fer u!
Vintage Gerry Butler: (for LCT)
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/11/25/gerard-butler-before-and-after/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 3:00pm.
TOILET TIMES WITH GARAGE ROOFS, SOFA BATTERIES ON LOW JEALOUS OKAY WOW.
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PLESHUR ON TOILET BAT HEADS OK WOW LOWER CHATS FULL OF GOD WARRIOR WOW BAD PINK WIGS ON TOST POINTS OK WOW
MK IS BACK!!!!
The Caption this is up!!!!!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:57pm.
DO BOOT MOVES WITH WITCH EYES OK WOW ON TENNIS CATS MAKING BIG GREEN BEANS ON PAPER FACE OK
TOILET TIMES WITH GARAGE ROOFS, SOFA BATTERIES ON LOW JEALOUS OKAY WOW.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:49pm.
I'm beginning to wonder if MK got arrested at the airport.
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Alright, who reported him? who?
where's the tiger.... the sock puppet is missing too.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:58pm.
LCT: did you see my Afternoon Crumb just for you?
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No! Where is it? I'm so exicted I'm making poopy!
LCT: did you see my Afternoon Crumb just for you?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Someone probably has mentioned this already, but Hugh's wife has some odd shoes on. Look at those things close up.
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Snow- yep! I couldn't remember any names.
DO BOOT MOVES WITH WITCH EYES OK WOW ON TENNIS CANS MAKING BIG GREEN BEANS ON PAPER FACE OK
So, a week from today the puuppehs will be old enough to leave mommy, what the fuck are we going to do with ourselve's?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OMFG they destroyed that pee pad! LOLOL
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
They've entered the frisky age.
aaaah memories of finding dessicated rolls of tp strewn throughout the house.
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BALLOONS!
Pete Wentz escapes his emo baby. Lookie at the bandana in his back pocket. According to to the link MK posted about Gay Hanky Codes, Pete is fond of fist fucking.
http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/2008/11/pete-wentz-gets-back-to-work-fi...
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
So. Bored.
Mah Boo was MIA last night on CNN, Soledad sat in for him.
Yes, this is how bored I am.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:44pm.
Butch'ing it up for the Holidays.....
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HAHAHAA
Oh my, Joey. That avi is giving me a workout.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
damn those puppies made a MESS!
KD: like Mackenzie Phillips?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Whatup hos!
Just got back from lunch. Mexican buffet
I need a nap now
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 2:47pm.
HAHAHAHAAAA!!! I had to go and look... too funny!