I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
I'll post more shit when I land! Don't forget to wipe!
Wenn
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:23pm.
Mrs. K.,
I've said this before, but Minch is seriously one of the cutest dogs ever.
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Thanks!! Strangers stop me on the street to tell me that.
He's a character, too.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Ok, I pretty much finished my work for the day... now what?
I think im gunna go eat my gorditas now...
somebody better post something quick before I go nuts... I shall be back
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I love him ♥
Man, I'm outta pot, broke, no new MK posts, no trashy daytime talk shows anymore... this afternoon's gonna suck.
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Mrs. K.,
I've said this before, but Minch is seriously one of the cutest dogs ever.
Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:16pm
He looks like a little fox!
woof!
Aphid got a new kitten fwend, I saw him on her CrackSpace page.
WITTLE FWEND!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Humph* Isn't there a program that she can use to get through to the darkside?
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I missted you too slut! =)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Miss Priss
Long time no see!!♥
LoLow BLOOOOOOOOOOP
Good Morning to all you other hot sluts
Awwww puppehs!! *smiles knowingly*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:13pm.
Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:09pm
The Slot Tax was too high.
But she will be getting extra Singer Mom software.
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well, hopefully she'll be careful with blue cars in hills..
(i saved some Comingback's rants, i need to go check what other fuckery that thing posted..*sigh*)
@Mrs K: working on them pics.. even fat cats!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:58am.
he's down with the 19th century technology.
I would have replied sooner, but I had trouble feeding the paper tickertape into my room-sized Burroughs mainframe.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:04pm.
Mrs. K- OMG, your pup is so precious!
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That is an old pic. The little momzer is going to be 5 in February.
Here is a more recent photo
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
I wondered if anyone was gonna be here, I've got another day and a half to kill!
Whassup?
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Oh no Miss Priss!
xxyxzdmxlmnop!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Where does okie work? I will call her boss and let him know a thang or too. Or Ill just spike his coffee like 9 to 5.
Ill be Dolly!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:09pm
The Slot Tax was too high.
But she will be getting extra Singer Mom software.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:08pm.
Mrs. K.,
That isn't Minch as a pup, is it?? Come on!
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Yup!
And I submitted that pic to a book called Dogs 24/7 and it was accepted.
Yup, my boy is a ROCK STAR!!!!
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
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are you serious!! Those bitches! Nooo Okie!!! =(
PS: HI love
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:06pm.
those monsters be at Farrah Manor (pics, did u get them?)
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I got the pics of your manse...no pics of weiner dogs
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
*sniff, sniff*
*watery eyes*
I miss mah puppy!!!(he's in doggie heaven now)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
What the HELL? Oklahoma got blocked from work!!!!????
*sad face*
OMFG Mrs. K that puppy
*melts*
Ill brb i need to go call my dog.
What?
He grunts back sometimes.
Look we have a close relationship damn it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Have a good trip MK! I don't like Nicole Kidman. She should really make good on her promise and retire already.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:07pm.
*pretending to work, waves to co-worker*
Please tell okie the black market lap top is in the mail complete with magic powers of Sofa Battery Electrics.
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i hope you didn't forget to add some toilet bats just in case..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
**********~~~~~~ that's the best I can do Nova. This is my joint. Pass it around(im not very creative as you can see, lol)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Mrs. K.,
That isn't Minch as a pup, is it?? Come on!
Nicole looks like
wait for it....
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
*pretending to work, waves to co-worker*
Please tell okie the black market lap top is in the mail complete with magic powers of Sofa Battery Electrics.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:02pm.
Where dem puppehs, Farrah?
Y'all know my pup , right?
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I LUVS that pup!!
those monsters be at Farrah Manor (pics, did u get them?) we're keeping them downstairs lately because they have really bad back problems. Weenies be like dat.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Mrs. K- OMG, your pup is so precious! I need to give mine a bath. He smells like a dog. I hate it, though because he ends up getting the whole house wet.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 12:00pm.
We're going to have to be extra awesome to make up for no Okie, because she was the awesomest. And she'd miss the pot going around in here.
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it's a good thing she didn't get to see the pot sammich from yesterday's Afternoon Crumbs.
Dammit, that sucks! poor Okie!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Oh noooos, okie can't play on dlisted! She should find the hack and get on anyway.
Where dem puppehs, Farrah?
Y'all know my pup , right?
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
(~)3....(~)3.....(~)3
I can still make beer mugs though!!! WOOT!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I know! This part-AY would be CUNT-plete if Okie, XXYXZ, M.E., Sweetas all those bitches were right here right now. And MK of course
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Oh shizz...i tried to make a joint looking thingy but it disappears!!! all you can see is ~~~~ *frowns*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
We're going to have to be extra awesome to make up for no Okie, because she was the awesomest. And she'd miss the pot going around in here.
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:57am.
CARRRRROOOOOOOOOOT NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Carrot! Ive been meaning to tell you something.
email time!
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I need to tell you something too! I almost pooped in my gonchies yesterday!
What is DListed without OKIE?!?!?
It's like bagels without lox!!!!
T'aint right I tell ya.
T'AINT RIGHT
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
(((((HUGS)))---------->Nova
I appreciate it. Don't you wish you could "cyber toke" Damn im bored
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
~~~~ to Mrs.K.....but QUICK...its getting smaller!!! Miss Priss took a HUGE hit! lmao
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:56am.
@DeeDee: GTO THE TAPE!! now where do i play it??
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Ask Sheeps, he's down with the 19th century technology. *duck curry comb thrown at head*
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:56am.
Hola Mrs. K!
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Mrs. G, you are looking especially HWAT today.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Awww NO! No okie?? Damn her company!!! *shakes fist*
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
CARRRRROOOOOOOOOOT NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Carrot! Ive been meaning to tell you something.
email time!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:55am.
Okie's company are a bunch of tight-assed labias and they blocked DListed so we won't be seeing her hot ass in here for awhile :(
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WHA?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I miss me some Okie. :(
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:54am.
*blows kisses to Mrs.K*
Morning lovey! ;P
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don't bogart the joint, Nova, pass it over to me
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:43am.
but so they understand Enleeesh? All I know in Spanish is pendejo and stuff like that!
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pendejo will be perfect for them. And they do understand eeeegleeeshhh. I say "STFU, i'm on the phone!" and they get it. The cat is 100% bilingual, tho.
@KD: bring yer ass and yer eye over here NOW!
@NoVa. where were you? crazy avvie changing days mess with mah brainzz.
@DeeDee: GTO THE TAPE!! now where do i play it??
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
~~~~~~ puff puff PASS! to Miss P! LOL
I know...its just not the same.
:(
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Hola Mrs. K!
Omg The daaaaaay is dragging already and its only 10:20freakin7
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I love him ♥