I Leave You With Nicole
While some baby is kicking the back of my chair during my flight today (that always happens to me), Nicole Kidman and her indestructible forehead will guard the gates of Dlisted. Nobody can get through this bitch. You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail. Don't even try to break through her forehead.
Just make sure to feed her some mashed up prunes every 30-minutes or so.
Below is Memaw Nicky, her possum-haired husband, Hugh Jackman, his granny and Lauren Bacall at the NYC premiere of "Australia" last night. One really fucking hot film reviewer had this to say about Nicky's performance in that shit: "She can't act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I'm-looking-interesting blue eyes. " Yup, that sounds about right.
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Snow- whenever my mom goes flying with my dad, she calls me to remind me where all their important papers are. I think she is more afraid of his driving than flying, though.:o)
MK, I'm having anxiety attacks right now! Please post something, another picture of Nicole, anything!!!
oh ok, if you guys all say Cali, (I'm gonna get slammed for "Cali" ) I bow to your superiour intellect, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I guess this is a bit rude post. But who cares??? She's totally a bitch. Lol.
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ubmitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:24am.
I think MK's mom lives in Florida or something.
It's either Hacienda Heights or Rowland Heights, CA. (I forget which--he said once.)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Who's creepier - Nicole or her "husband" ?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:24am.
hellooooo LO, KD Mrs G and all the party people.
I think MK's mom lives in Florida or something.
That's my guess.
Where in the World in Michael K!?!?!?
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I thought MK is originally from Cali and assumed his family is still there.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Thats really cool. KD is a braver girl that I am. but I guess you can feel safer with your dad than some stranger at the controls...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
For some reason, I thought MK's ma was is NYC, but I guess it kind of makes sense that she isn't since he talks about her calling him all the time.
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LoLo I hate you for getting to go to sunny FLA
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Have a great flight! And the the pilot to step on it! Bitch won't know what hit him if I don't get my fix later.
OH i will say hello to all yo mothas for yous guys.
ha ha ha!!!!
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Lolos! My dad just got his pilots license and recently bought a flying school and small plane. it's actually kind of fun going up with him. It's like having a limo, but up in the sky. He takes us to see what we want to. When I will the lotto (or just get a better paying job) I'll probably take lessons, too. Skeery!
Kidman has that most valuable Hollywood talent: The ability to fail upward.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:24am.
hellooooo LO, KD Mrs G and all the party people.
I think MK's mom lives in Florida or something.
That's my guess.
Where in the World in Michael K!?!?!?
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i was guessing something like that myself. If he has an "abuelita" and wears chanclas and ESCANDALO!
he's probably from Florida. Methinks there's Boricua somewhere in his black heart.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Hey Nic, um, at least your new hubby is an upgrade from Tommy Girl?? Sorry, but had to do something to cheer her up - still lurve her ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:56am.
The other problem with Nicole, based on the trailers, is I can't imagine anyone who knows less about cattle-wrasslin', gun-shootin', and whisky-drankin' than she. I know she plays a toff who grows into her new life on the frontier, but it's not credible to me.
ITA..The Queen of the Mouth Breathers has already made another version of "Australia" called "Cold Mountain". She wandered along in that turkey trying to find her Southern accent most of the time. When she appeared on screen you could feel the hairdresser and makeup people just out of camera range while Nicky did the world's worst imitation of Vivien Leigh. She cannot act and why anyone pays her to attempt it is beyond me.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
MK...was this vacation approved?!Get back to your keyboard...NOW!No bread rations for you tonight.
*cracks whip*
Hola Snoooowy =) and the rest of you sluts
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:54am.
MK I get to go to Destin, FL tomorrow for no good fluckin reason cept for my momma wanted to get sand in the gawt dang stuffing!
damn it momma!
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say hello to my motha from me. No, i mean it. She and Mr Soprano (dad) left for Florida last night.
And say hello to YOUR motha from me.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
hellooooo LO, KD Mrs G and all the party people.
I think MK's mom lives in Florida or something.
That's my guess.
Where in the World in Michael K!?!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Actually, Lauren Bacall looks pretty hot here. Oh, wait, that's Hugh's wife. Sh!t!! I keep getting them confused!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Morning KD and Snow Pieces!
You know what i hate about planes? Being on them.
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Homosexual hugh Jackman also has an ultra-smooth botox forehead!
Discuss!
Hellooooo snowy!
So does anyone know where MK is going? I hate it when you are tired and want to recline on the plane, and when you do, the person behind you grumbles. Was that one of you? But what I reeeaaally hate is when people grab the back of your seat as they are squeezing by to get to the loo, and it makes your seat jerk all over the place. *grumbles*
Thanks for leaving us with such a frightening picture MK, thanks a lot!
And that review, wow...harsh. I never thought her a bad actress or anything- just not the wonderful one that she always touted to be.
Oh god look Lauren's shoes!!!!!!!!!!
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""Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail.""
LOL!!!!!
Also, what are those scars along nicole's jawline? from the liposuction canula that gave her those sunken hungry looking cheeks?
And what is she doing with well-known hollywood homosexual hugh jackman?
Nicole = faghag extraordinaire!
"You can fire a cannon at her forehead and that shit will bounce back right at you. Tommy Girl can shoot Travolta jizz nuggets out of his Scientolohole and he will fail."
Something tells me MK is a little stressed about his trip, because he is in rare form! LMAO
Good Luck traveling today.
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I used to think Nicky K was one of the most beautiful women. TC really did a number on her head, I guess. Why she thinks she needs all of her "non-surgery" is beyond me - she'd look so much better without. And why has she tried to be blond in the last 5 or so years. It totes doesn't work for her. Shouldn't she have a stylist or hair guy or someone to tell her? She should do back to her red curls.
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ha ha my bf saw her on the news this am and he said OMG, sh'e so OLD!" LOL
MK: try not to think about Lost.
g'mawnin' beyotches!
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Have a safe trip MK
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:45am.
she’s got a portrait of herself hidden in the attic that ages instead of her.
I'm working on a similar novella. Don't mess it up, k?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
The other problem with Nicole, based on the trailers, is I can't imagine anyone who knows less about cattle-wrasslin', gun-shootin', and whisky-drankin' than she. I know she plays a toff who grows into her new life on the frontier, but it's not credible to me.
(I guess I could say the same about HJ: he looks more at home in silver pants and a coconut shirt.)
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
mk, while that kid is kicking the back of your chair and screaming bloody murder to boot, just keep in mind "kittens and dildoes"...it'll make your flight bearable...
be safe and see you on other side...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
MK I get to go to Destin, FL tomorrow for no good fluckin reason cept for my momma wanted to get sand in the gawt dang stuffing!
damn it momma!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:25am.
Submitted by aquarius on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:14am.
Dude, I take EIGHT hour flights across the Atlantic. One time I didn't stand up for the entire flight.
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i hear ya. It's either 8 or 9 depending which point of entry i'm getting to. And then you have to wait for your next 3 hours flight.
It's totally worth it, in my case, tho..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don’t think she’s had Botox….I think she’s got a portrait of herself hidden in the attic that ages instead of her.
(Morning all! Have a fun and safe trip Mk!)
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MK, have a safe flight! You should bring a picture of Nicole's face with you on your flight. One flash of this picture directed at that annoying kid will make him forget his purpose in life. As well as his hopes and dreams. I can't remember mine at the moment.
This dumb bitch was just on Letterman. God, she is thick! Cardboard is more interesting to watch than the frozen Botox Queen. All she does in interviews is giggle and flirt.
I won't be seeing the ham that is Australia, not if Nicky's in it. The woman CANNOT act. I have been saying it since her Dead Calm days. She married Tom and that got her foot into Hollyweird. Ever since then she has been in one turkey film after another - anyone remember Bewitched lol! That movie was so unfuckingbelievably BAD!
This site has a picture of her while she was pregnant. You can't have botox while pregnant, or bleach your hair, so she's starting to get her real forehead back and has massive grey roots, ha ha!
http://celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com/2008/01/nicole-kidman-botox...
You are correct! Thank you annobanano!
Submitted by aquarius on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:14am.
Dude, I take EIGHT hour flights across the Atlantic. One time I didn't stand up for the entire flight.
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Niki's botoxed face ain't got nothing on Mrs. Jackman's orthopedic shoes.
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Her hair intrigues me. It's so awful for her botox glow.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:09am.
OMG, I hate that. Especially on like a 3-hour flight. What, it's too much to ask that someone remain in an upright seated position for 180 minutes?