The Name Is Still Fug
Asshole and Pete's Emo baby's name is still Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I was half expecting them to say it was all a joke and his real name is Morrissey Smith after their two idols. True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith. Thankfully, that ho turned lezzie a year later and didn't have a baby.
Pete talked to Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and explained why they ruined a poor child's life by naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
The vagina said: "I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don't think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we'd been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It's really cool."
Not a good enough reason. I had a boyfriend once and we only bonded over Arby's and ecstasy. Seriously, we only liked each other when we were on ecstasy or eating at Arby's. The other times we hated each other.
We both were in awe of Arby's horsey sauce. We would order extra servings of it and pour it on everything, even spaghetti. Anyway, does that mean we would have named our kid Ecstasy Horsey Sauce? Actually, that's still a better name than Bronx Mowgli!
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The name is fug and the parents are FUG with a capital F!
Asshole and Wentzy should be STRUCK by lightning for naming that child that name!
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Sit yo ass down!
Hahaha. I have a chola friend with a baby named Morrissey!
Well if I used a name from Jungle Book it would be Bagheera. That cat kicked ass.
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Holy shit. Is her chin growing back?
WTF is up with that fugly ass emo fuck
they should have just killed themselves
they would have saved their kid from a
life of heartache .
The Last Of The Famous International Playgirls >.<
WTH happened to all her cosmetic surgery? I didn't know your chin and nose could just grow back like that?!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:11pm.
They bonded over the Jungle Book, one of the most mediocre Disney movies of all time. That describes them perfectly...mediocre...the both of them! As expected they give their baby an awful name that not only emphasizes they're mediocrity but shows that they're both idiots. I love it.
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GREAT music from that movie. I even bought the cd and I buy NOTHING. I dare anyone not to wiggle your but to Bare Necessities.
Of course that makes it even more ironic that a movie with such good music is favourite of two musical pustules like them.
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Ectasy Horsey is not that bad a name ,better than Vicodin Tequila.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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"something me and Ashlee bonded over"
I can't get past his atrocious grammar.
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They bonded over the Jungle Book, one of the most mediocre Disney movies of all time. That describes them perfectly...mediocre...the both of them! As expected they give their baby an awful name that not only emphasizes they're mediocrity but shows that they're both idiots. I love it.
Your face!
No wonder this kid didn't want to be born...I bet he's gonna grow up to be a passionate pro-choice advocate...either that or he's gonna Menendez those two douches by the time he reaches middle school...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I almost went with Meat Packing District for my fyoootur Emo spawn.
How about this- > Bandar-log Meat Pakkyng Dystrykt Wentz. Had to do the cr8tyve name thing so I'm ultra styly...
Cultural uplift for the day-from Wiki
"In Hindi, Bandar means 'monkey' and log means 'people'. The Bandar-log feature most prominently in the story "Kaa's Hunting", where their scatterbrained anarchy causes them to be treated as pariahs by the rest of the jungle.[1] Their foolish and chattering ways are illustrated by their slogan: We are great. We are free. We are wonderful. We are the most wonderful people in all the jungle! We all say so, and so it must be true.. Bandar-log communicate almost entirely through the repetition of other animals' speech.[2]
It is stated repeatedly in the Kipling story that the Bandar-log "have no king." Ironically, the Disney film version gave them one: King Louie. He is an orangutan, a species nonexistent in India."
Maybe the Twin Douche Tards are really Bandar-logs, hell, they'd fit in.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Baby masin~gayelle
If they ever surpass their 3rd grade reading level they can start naming their children things like:
Lima Slaughter House Five or
Devonshire War And Peace
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Or Shere Kahn...Or Ramah. They are asshats.
"Step off, h8ers, at least they didn't name the kid Baloo."
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:51pm.
Wanna bet it was the movie and NOT the book they bonded over?
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OH, absolutely!!! the movie
I can just hear them now
"Um, yeah we bof lurbes cartoons.
heh heh heh."
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Wanna bet it was the movie and NOT the book they bonded over?
I bet they dress up and fight over who gets to be Uncle Louie with the coconut bra.
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xxyxz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:47pm
dang, you edited all quick like on me.
Ok, so for now I can be fine, maybe she's just gettin' fat and tragic and Josh will leave her.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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Girl, that is MY BOOK! I read that countless times as a child and just bought it to read again.
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I'd never read it let alone heard of it before Mrs K's deduction that I AM Harriet M Welsch.
No one could eavesdrop like me as a child. I still have ears like an owl. Very useful.
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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well, me and TITS have bonded over hoot rat shit.
And Dead like Me.
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and that guy with the violet blue eyes and the sexy cane.
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CARRIE ANDREWS IS CONSIDERABLY FATTER THIS YEAR.
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I read it on PIGASS so *shrugs*
IDK
I won't believe it till I read it in People magazine
you know how I role'
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I should say that he never said she was... I saw a picture of her abd I thought she looked like 4-5 months
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TOMATO SANDWICH NOW AND THEN.
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ooo hooo
I wanna be like you hoo
I wanna walk like you ,talk like you, hoo haa babadoobadeedoo
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xxyxz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:35pm.
So... Off Topic
Is Fergie pregnant?
- WHAT???
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
Poor Josh, if he's the daddeh, trapped, with that troll, not a kid, Fergie Fugliest.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've got a good one for the next demon seed they spawn. Chocolate Factory Charlie Wentz.
Its a place and name of a childrens book all rolled into one. Yes I rule!
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So... Off Topic
Is Fergie pregnant?
NO Pete, it is NOT 'really cool". It is really fucking STUPID.
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ASSHATS!
Step off, h8ers, at least they didn't name the kid Baloo.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
How did these idiots figure out how to make a baby?
These 2 need to be dead on arrival. Give the baby up for adoption.
The beef n cheddar is good. Arby's are far and few between it seems nowadays.
I see, there is a theme to this name. I am slow today.
Pick a place (any place will do) + a childrens book character + Wentz.
I'll start:
Poland Pooh Bear Wentz
Buttfucknowhere Maisy Wentz
Anus Mickey Wentz (Anal Warts for short)
Meat Packing District Hello Kitty Wentz (too long?)
All of these are better than theirs.
Cheers.
Ecstasy Horsey Sauce! Brilliant! I have a name for my next born. I better get on that.
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LOL! They bonded over the Jungle Book?
What are they? 10?
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What a dumb ass reason. Fucking retards!
Fuckbag douches. This name is just straight up stupid. Not bizarre, like Zuma Nesta Rock or Pilot Inspektor, but stupid. Sorry, explain away but your poor kid will have to live with it (and you), assholes.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
aw that's sweet.
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i'll tell you how sweet i am.
made the car reservation
printed said reservation
handed it to Pa.
drove them to airport
smoked and did hoot rat shit on daddy's new car (don't tell)
today, they forgot/lost/whatever reservation
I printed it again
called Biltmore Hotel. "please be kind to the crazy people"
faxed the damn thing and emailed it again.
then they call and say "the GPS is weird. I think we're lost"
and now, i shall go smoke and do hoot rat shit in daddy's car. I won't be seeing them for long, it seems..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:51pm.
Me to Im gone like a thong in Star Jones ass yall!
Not to be found till Monday!
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O no! LoLo too! Life is a bitch and then you die! Boooohoohoohoohoo! (I'm so angsty today)
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buh bye Lo...sob. this reminds me of college, LOL
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:03pm.
If you happen to see a very confused-looking lady looking for good shopping, then SAY HELLO TO MY MOTHA FROM ME!
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aw that's sweet.
xoxox
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith
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Obviously these two are stunted at the age of 15 then...two giggly 15yr old girls
Submitted by wolfyMan on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:00pm.
You'll love my blog:
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no, we won't. We like it here.
fuck off, spammer.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:51pm.
Me to Im gone like a thong in Star Jones ass yall!
Not to be found till Monday!
HAVE A HAPPY THANKS GIVING!
And for those in other countries have a D-riffic what ever it is youre doing!
WOO WHO!
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Bye LoLo, will miss yer crazy ass!
and remember to SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOTHA from me!.
And my motha just called and they got lost on the way to the hotel. And the car's got GPS. Beware of the golfers! If you happen to see a very confused-looking lady looking for good shopping, then SAY HELLO TO MY MOTHA FROM ME!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Well if he doesn't like his name being Bronx Mowgli, he can just go by "B.M." for short
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:51pm.
Sucia ;)
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I love him ♥
"We bonded over the Jungle Book"? What are they 12?
Maybe I'm just biased because the Jungle Book was my least favrite Disney movie. I don't know why but I have such a hatred towards it.
I'm sure that when little Mowgli grows up, he'll have no identity and will be forbidden to talk to the kids who don't look like him.
That's so emo.
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