The Name Is Still Fug
Asshole and Pete's Emo baby's name is still Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I was half expecting them to say it was all a joke and his real name is Morrissey Smith after their two idols. True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith. Thankfully, that ho turned lezzie a year later and didn't have a baby.
Pete talked to Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and explained why they ruined a poor child's life by naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
The vagina said: "I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don't think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we'd been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It's really cool."
Not a good enough reason. I had a boyfriend once and we only bonded over Arby's and ecstasy. Seriously, we only liked each other when we were on ecstasy or eating at Arby's. The other times we hated each other.
We both were in awe of Arby's horsey sauce. We would order extra servings of it and pour it on everything, even spaghetti. Anyway, does that mean we would have named our kid Ecstasy Horsey Sauce? Actually, that's still a better name than Bronx Mowgli!
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Can't wax. Tried it and it was a disaster, Naired and it was a disaster. My skin bleeds right away, so careful shaving is all I can do.
And parents who give their kids obnoxious weirdo names like this (especially from Disney) should be legally required to submit to a beating every time their kid gets kicked around the playground.
That kid is gonna take a shit load of beat-downs in the playground, thoughtless bastards..
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:49pm
nite, beesh! remember to get the pets outta the room... just in case..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
When it is secksay times Minch is in the bed with us.
Usually he just likes to watch byt sometimes it's a 3-way.
We be kinky like that.
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Me to Im gone like a thong in Star Jones ass yall!
Not to be found till Monday!
HAVE A HAPPY THANKS GIVING!
And for those in other countries have a D-riffic what ever it is youre doing!
WOO WHO!
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It's 4:20 and I'm Out!
Good nite my lovelies!!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:43pm.
Am I the only old school poor bitch in here who shaves?
I had a bikini wax just before my wedding and yes, I ended up w/ an ingrown hair. No more waxing for me, thanks.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:43pm.
Am I the only old school poor bitch in here who shaves?
nope :)
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Nope too!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
When did she become African American?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:43pm.
Am I the only old school poor bitch in here who shaves?
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nah, beesh. I shave too. But i only use those "for your super glass-like skin". Wax is way too harsh on my skin.
And me no likey strangers tounching me! i even hate getting mah hair did, it's a blessing i got the same beesh i had in Cali to do my mop here.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:43pm.
Am I the only old school poor bitch in here who shaves?
nope :)
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Farrah!
hahahahahah
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I got dibs on the next Emo spawn name
Shere Khan Battery Park
Dahinda TriBeCa
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Soho
I bet the preschool teachers can't wait til their classes are swampped with lil Shere Khans, Mowglis, Dahindas and Rikkis.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
Farrah: I know. No sexy times with animals in the room. Not even a fish, no, they stare
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maybe that's why so many Sea Monkeys ended up flushed down toilets back in the day.. VOYEURS!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Am I the only old school poor bitch in here who shaves?
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:27pm.
Well thank you soooo damn much for clearing that up. It has been bothering me! When my dad read it to us as a kid (he's a Brit) he always said it like rhymes with Cow. I had been calling my bf the nickname pronounced like that so I got all confused when we watched the film (even tho I'd seen it as a kid) because they were pronouncing it Moe~gli I guess my dad's pronounciation was the one that stuck in my little girl brain.
anyway, thanks for making it all alright ! ♥
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Lolo
Yes! Tom Hanks was woody! hahahah "Lt. Dan! you got legs! hahahaha
Farrah: I know. No sexy times with animals in the room. Not even a fish, no, they stare
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
aww, nite, KD!
@Miss Priss: my BF has this big dog that sleeps in the room, but on the floor. Me no likey the voyeur shit, so no sexay times with dog in room wow! (sorry, i coudn't help to notice it was starting to sound like a Comingback's rant)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:31pm.
OMG ha ha ha ha ha Didnt Tom Hanks do that voice too?
I dont wanttom hanks any where near my patootie lootie fresh and fruity.
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My cat likes to sleep with us too. Then when sexy times comes around we kick him out and shut the door, he gets mad and meows forever! Guess he doesn't want to be the only pussy not getting some action
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is..
This manboygirlthing must have got this line from his publicist. You can never convince me he would even know what this means.
Cheers you douche bag, cheers.
Hahah LOLO!
Sex Toy Story! Woody is depressed cuz he always smells like fish
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Plus take ibuprofen beforehand or fuck it even a Nurofen plus if you must - you won't feel a thing and you'll be buzzing your tits off by the end! (Or my beautician recommends just a straightforward couple of vodkas!).
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:24pm.
Mrs. K- under the covers??
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it's a chihuahua thing.
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Nite KD Nite Jeffro
Nite ellie May
Nite Sue ellen
NITE JOHN BOY!
* cues the waltons theme song and the hidden valley ranch commercial*
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Clarisse- I think he's gay. Not my BF, my dog. Oh, and it was supposed to say lick.
AND on that note: good nite ya'll!
Mrs Gosling,
Kipling said it is pronounced Mow-gli (o like in cow), Most A'merkins pronoucne it Moohw-gli (o like in go). Heaven knows how the Emo douche twins will say it.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Ok - my waxing helpful hints and suggestions are as follows:
1. I am currently doing it myself with a Nair product which is half sugaring, half wax - its vey effective and not as painful as just wax. While doing it yourself is trickier it is less painful as you know which bits will hurt most and you can do smaller bits at a time.
2. My version of the Brazilian is all off the back (the worst bit to be hairy in my view), fairly natural at the front (hate that landing strip look, makes the flattest of tums look fat), and don't, I repeat DON'T, wax those lips (yes those, not the ones on your face) - its by far the most painful bit and will leave you feeling like a 12y/o - gross.
3. Waxing is way more effective and long-lasting than cream and once you get used to it it really doesn't hurt that much. The most painful bit is probably the front and most people wax that area anyway.
Anyway, so I say good ladies of Dlisted be brave - go out and get thee a Brazilian for Christmas! Your boyfriend/girlfriend will love it and you will never feel so clean, fresh and groomed!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:23pm.
Lolo
And Pete is a hairy bagina too
AND THAT brings forth yet another Disney thingie.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
And THAT begins with a bagina.
HAKUNA MATADA MOTHER FUCKERS! ha ha ha!
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A name like Bronx Mowgli = a beating a day throughout junior high and high school. Thanks Mom and Dad!
If a couple is too stupid to give their child a real name, then they shouldn't be allowed to have children. I feel bad for that kid, having those two dim bulbs for parents.
But one day he will grow up, become addicted to pills because of his fucked up childhood, and write a tell-all book about his parents to make money for more drugs because he'll have no other skills.
Oh but wait a minute, that's assuming anyone is still interested in these two dumb fucks twenty years from now.
Nevermind.
Mrs. K- under the covers??
Yeah, my dog always wants in on the action. But I read somewhere that people whose dogs sleep in bed with them are 10x more likely to get a UTI.
*waves BUH-BYE to Jeffro*
*waits in stunned silence for KD to explain "My dog always wants to like my BF's balls" *
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Lolo
And Pete is a hairy bagina too
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Mrs K: also. I usually take a bunch of motrin first. the one lady who didn't hurt at all was more expensive but then afterwards she got all up in there with the tweezers for soooo long I was like "Ok, now you're just making this up! I'm not a freaking Yeti!' LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
g'nite jeffro! Say hi to yer wife for me!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:21pm.
My dog always wants to like my BF's balls...
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Minch sleeps in our bed under the covers.
You do the math.
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You know this thread makes ssense with the jungle book and bagina hairs because baginas are sometimes called "Jungle Books"
Sophie B Hawkins
Damn I wish I was your lover
This bloke can't stand to see you black and blue
I give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my jungle book
It's just too good
Don't say you'll stay
'Cause then you go away
Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Upon further review i have come to the conclusion that Sophie B Hawkins is one sick fuck :)
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KD,
LMAO!!! I got robbed! My vag has a mustache!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
*watching Jeffro's tush as he walks out*
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Nighty nite Jeffro!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:14pm.
I keep it classy lol Its a dark brown with lighter low lites and highlites....I did all my esperimenting before I went into school lol
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:18pm.
Mrs K: I guess it is all relative
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you is a lot tougher than me, baby cakes.
I get gas when I get my teeth cleaned.
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I hate hairy legs too, in the winter it's hard to keep up with that shit. Gotta hybernate!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:18pm.
Jeffro!
There aren't too many men that would want to! LOL! Brave soul!
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nite all!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
I tried that Nads stuff, and it didn't work for me. Then I read that you are supposed to get the facial ones for your cooch and was like heck nos! If it says it's fer yer face, that's where it should be used! My gina doesn't have a mustache!
I bet the only "Jungle Book" those Emo tard douches bounded over is the Disney DVD. I doubt either of them have enough neuron snaps to open a book, let alone read Kipling's original.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~~Rudyard Kipling~~~
ha ha ha
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Mrs K: I guess it is all relative
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Fucking Gorgeous Mrs. K..when your ready for a trim hit me up.....
KD I thought I would be too but it wasnt all that bad...I had the instructor come up and was like look guys come over look at how coarse this hair is lmao I was like wtf can you say it any louder at one point I had 3 sets of hands all up in my bussiness ...
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Jeffro!
There aren't too many men that would want to! LOL! Brave soul!
LoLo,
I just let that shit grow! Booooorn Freeeeeeeeee...As frreeee as da wind blowwwwws...
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