The Name Is Still Fug
Asshole and Pete's Emo baby's name is still Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I was half expecting them to say it was all a joke and his real name is Morrissey Smith after their two idols. True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith. Thankfully, that ho turned lezzie a year later and didn't have a baby.
Pete talked to Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and explained why they ruined a poor child's life by naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
The vagina said: "I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don't think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we'd been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It's really cool."
Not a good enough reason. I had a boyfriend once and we only bonded over Arby's and ecstasy. Seriously, we only liked each other when we were on ecstasy or eating at Arby's. The other times we hated each other.
We both were in awe of Arby's horsey sauce. We would order extra servings of it and pour it on everything, even spaghetti. Anyway, does that mean we would have named our kid Ecstasy Horsey Sauce? Actually, that's still a better name than Bronx Mowgli!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:15pm.
I just shave all that shit off from the base of my neck to my ankles.
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ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEPENDS TIMES
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OMG Mrs G! I don't know how you did it! In front of people?!?!?!
this first time I was THIS close to getting up and telling her "i can't take this" and walking out half balded!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Asd a matter of fact, when I go to get waxed Kelly says to me "Time for torture."
Then she tells me I am a big baby.
Funny lady that Kelly.
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I just shave all that shit off from the base of my neck to my ankles.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Cooter waxing is a big nono for me. Shit suuuuuucks!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:11pm.
Im cosmetology school right now...
- I have several friends that did this. How many colors has your hair been?
All of them hit me up to practice on...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:11pm.
Im cosmetology school right now
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How's my hair?
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Mrs. G- OMG, I would be MORTIFIED!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:10pm.
MrsK, I think I'll stick to nair! Sometimes that even hurts me!
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*c'mere doll, lemme tell you something*
Anyone who tells you that waxing does not hurt is a goddamned liar.
Snowy, I ♥ you, don't evah forget that, bubbie.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:09pm.
1/2 the thread is discussing cooter waxing and the other half is discussing sibilant sounds!!
THAT kids, is the MAGIC of Dlisted!
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...and the wife wonders why I have to pause when she asks, "How was your day?" LOL
Not too many places can a guy spend his day talking about Sally Field getting her cooter waxed!
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Im cosmetology school right now...and I had a brazillian by one of the esthetic students..that shit was the most painful thing I have ever gone through and it was done in an open room with people coming over to look! Believe me I have No more boundary issues after that lmao
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:10pm.
Mmm, Europeen!
MrsK, I think I'll stick to nair! Sometimes that even hurts me!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:08pm.
Jeffro,
Not bad! Hey How'bout Clinique Vagisil
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Very European!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
1/2 the thread is discussing cooter waxing and the other half is discussing sibilant sounds!!
THAT kids, is the MAGIC of Dlisted!
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snow- I don't think I can afford such pampering. I don't even know where I could find a place like that around here in podunk city, america.
Jeffro,
Not bad! Hey How'bout Clinique Vagisil
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:04pm.
KD the first time is the worst. and you don't have time to be bashful because it hurts so much, LOL
Actually, it depends, I have had really painful ones and ones where it didn't hurt at all, it depends on the girl's technique, LOL
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I have been getting bikini waxws for YEARS and I have never had one that did not hurt.
The sensitive flower that I am.
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i hate these two...he looks like a chimp & she looks like she crawled out from under a rock. they bonded over the jungle book? they are incredibly lame.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:00pm
I found this:
Lisping may be defined as any habitual mispronunciation of the sibilant sounds. They are: S, Z, SH, and ZH, TS, and DG. In order to correct any type of lisp, it is first necessary to establish the correct articulation of all the sibilant sounds.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Lmao shut up its been a while!!! I kept thinking it was moogli hahaha
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 5:00pm.
Anyconsonant, WTH is a sybillant?
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An *S* sound; The baby's name ends in two consonants that sound like *s* (the x and the z)
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:57pm.
And in case anyone's interested I say Brazilians all the way! Once you go Brazil you never go back.
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One time I got a semi-Brazilian by mistake.
FUCK THAT NOISE, sister.
Never again.
It's not worth the pain. Regular bikini waxes are bad enough.
Or maybe I am just a big baby.
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KD the first time is the worst. and you don't have time to be bashful because it hurts so much, LOL
Actually, it depends, I have had really painful ones and ones where it didn't hurt at all, it depends on the girl's technique, LOL ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
HAHAHAHAH!!
"Sybillant, what did that monster do to you in the green kitchen!?!?"
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
Kotex Maybelline
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For a girl, I like Avon Massengil
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:57pm.
... But as for colonic irrigation (something my therapist keeps trying to make me do) - I'm still on the fence!
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Yeah, I'm sure that's just about what it feels like when you get one of those done too.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Bronx Wentz is hard to pronounce - I think because both words are one syllable and end in sybillants
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like Cock Block?
Anyconsonant, WTH is a sybillant?
OK I looked it up:
"A sibilant is a type of fricative or affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the teeth."
HUH?
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Anyconsonant, WTH is a sybillant?
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Wasn't that a Sally Field movie? :)
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LOL
or,
Kotex Maybelline
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
And in case anyone's interested I say Brazilians all the way! Once you go Brazil you never go back. Although I make sure the waxest leaves a bit of hair here and there so I don't feel like a pre-pubescent girl. And there's no need to be shy about it, you either keep your thong on or wear paper knickers. Beauticians do about 10 of them a day, every day of their lives - its no different to plucking eyebrows for 'em. But as for colonic irrigation (something my therapist keeps trying to make me do) - I'm still on the fence!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:54pm.
Jeffro,
Maybe a glass of wine would loosen your tongue?
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Clarisse, you evil temptress, you ALWAYS do this to me at the end of the day! LOL
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:50pm.
sybillants
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OY, fancy schmnacy!!!!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:50pm.
Hahahahaha! Seeing his name spelled out makes you realize how strange it is. Bronx Wentz is hard to pronounce - I think because both words are one syllable and end in sybillants
*adjusting nerd glasses*
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In my cuntry, kids in school would just call him Bronwen.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:50pm.
Ha, they probably meant to name him Tampax Revlon.
Jeffro,
Maybe a glass of wine would loosen your tongue?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:45pm.
Isn't that what you and Mr. Nitty did to prepare for the midnight showing of "Twilight?"
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As I recall, I only know one nerd that made it to the midnight showing of "Twilight." *arched brow*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
because the bonded over "the jungle book"???? REALLY??? gah. i'd be embarrassed to share that explanation with my child.
how bout 'hey there "Samuel Adams Eight Ball"... me and yer Pa bonded over some brew ha's and a shitload o' coke'...more realistic.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
I wonder are they gonna call him beamer? (BMW) lame!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:45pm
It makes me laugh whenever I hear it.
IDK about Laconia, she had wild stories. She's a nice girl, but her fiance rides a Harley.
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She's flat and that's that!
I say Pete and Asshole bonded over eyeliner and tampons
I can't like these two buttscratchers
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:39pm
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Hahahahaha! Seeing his name spelled out makes you realize how strange it is. Bronx Wentz is hard to pronounce - I think because both words are one syllable and end in sybillants
*adjusting nerd glasses*
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Mrs. K- Brazilians sounds scary, like they involve a straight jacket and a machete. The scary part, though, is having someone work on my hoohah. I'm too modest for that stuff. Although, I didn't really have a problem getting a pap or sitting naked in my hottub.
Those^^^ are your parents BMW, and this is your aunt:
"Jessica asked the sales associate helping her where the Adidas sweat pants were," a witness says. Probably at the Adidas store! "The guy thought she was joking," adds the witness. Nope - the singer just didn't realize that Niketown sells only Nike apparel. Oops!"
So...i don't know what to tell you Little Mooglee.
FUCK. I've got a sure-fire winner for Caption This right on the tip of my tongue and it's not coming to me...this is what happens when I don't smoke enough weed, the creative juices stop flowing.
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The C word!
That toy reminds me of Dumbo!! The scene when they take his mom away!! Oy! I cried and cried!!!
Mrs K.,
Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly
Make the fire, fix the breakfast
Wash the dishes, do the mopping!
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Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:42pm.
Jeffro11
I just noticed your avie. I love it & say it all the time. A co-worker got me little black & orange fuck you, you fucking fuck stickers at bike week in Laconia.
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Pretty much closes the discussion, don'tcha think?
Bike week in Laconia...now there's a party!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:22pm.
Seriously, I have a friend w/a 19yr. old daughter and she and her boyfriend go in the bathroom and share guyliner and paint their nails black and straighten their hair for HOURS at a time
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Isn't that what you and Mr. Nitty did to prepare for the midnight showing of "Twilight?"
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I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Jeffro11
I just noticed your avie. I love it & say it all the time. A co-worker got me little black & orange fuck you, you fucking fuck stickers at bike week in Laconia.
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She's flat and that's that!