The Name Is Still Fug
Asshole and Pete's Emo baby's name is still Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I was half expecting them to say it was all a joke and his real name is Morrissey Smith after their two idols. True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith. Thankfully, that ho turned lezzie a year later and didn't have a baby.
Pete talked to Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and explained why they ruined a poor child's life by naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
The vagina said: "I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don't think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we'd been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It's really cool."
Not a good enough reason. I had a boyfriend once and we only bonded over Arby's and ecstasy. Seriously, we only liked each other when we were on ecstasy or eating at Arby's. The other times we hated each other.
We both were in awe of Arby's horsey sauce. We would order extra servings of it and pour it on everything, even spaghetti. Anyway, does that mean we would have named our kid Ecstasy Horsey Sauce? Actually, that's still a better name than Bronx Mowgli!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:41pm.
He's a douche with a capital bag and I hope the kid grows up and kills him, no jury would convict.
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lol...
This is sort of like Jerry Seinfeld's description of little kids who meet for the first time and when they discover they share a love for cherry cola, they instantly become best friends.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
He's a douche with a capital bag and I hope the kid grows up and kills him, no jury would convict.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:31pm.
pool parteeeee?
*jumping on elliptical trainer, while making appointment for a Brazilian*
Now, where did I put that bikini?
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you don't need the bikini! there's PURPLE DRANK involved! we won't even know our own names after a few shots...the Brazilian..er..yes, i would keep the appointment.
@KD: MK always says his family reunions are crazy times. Where do you think he got that mouf of him??
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:22pm.
Forget "Bronx". That kid's name is MOWGLI and he'll be nicknamed the Jungle Boy from now into eternity.
Old folks homes will be weird in 80 years with grannies named Brittni and Ashleigh...
Children should have ONE normal name.
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No kidding. Can you imagine bingo with a bunch of Madisons and Dylans?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:35pm.
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I love classic Disney too, but wasn't as in to the Jungle Book...but for some reason, all this talk reminded me of one of my fave toys:
http://www.thisoldtoy.com/new-images/images-ok/900-999/fp991-circus-trai...
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Lighten up, Francis.
2049: UCLA
"Ladies, gentlemen, department heads, students, parents: Welcome. It is now my real pleasure to introduce to you, fresh from his recent associate deanship at Princeton University, the new Dean of the UCLA College of Arts & Sciences, Dr. Bronx Mowgli Wentz!"
Everybody (holding sides and crying): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:34pm.
something tells me all the women in his family coddle him
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How could woman resist? LOL
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:34pm.
Nice to see they are finding matching baby clothes in Petey's size.
And bonded over The Jungle Book??? Granted, it's probably cuz neither one of them can read above that level...
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Ding ding ding!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Does MK's extended family read this blog? If so, there must be a few tense moments around the table at Thanksgiving.
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:sigh: to be a fly on the wall at the MK'ses
They bonded over....Jungle Book? Seriously, no words, other than Bronx's mental age is already older than both of his parents.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:35pm.
The C word,
I am a Disney geek!! Well, Classic Disney.
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WOOT WOOT CINDERELLA TIMES!!!!!!
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
And to further show their shallowness...the kids initials are BMW
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:30pm
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Just like being as gross as possible is in mine (by my sons; pas moi)
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Hahaha, Joe. I wish I could say I didn't feel your pain, but trust me, I live it every day too!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
"The Jungle Book is something me and Asshole bonded over. It's really cool."
Clearly, instead of a baby, Asshole Simpson and her man should have invested in furthering their intellect a bit. Together they could have bought and read some books that have no pictures in them.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Snow / The C Word,
The next kid can be Manhattan Bagheera! (Baggy was always my fav!)
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MINE TOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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The C word,
I am a Disney geek!! Well, Classic Disney. Not the prostitots that are on now.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:30pm.
Something tells me being over the top and/or offensive is revered in his household.
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something tells me all the women in his family coddle him
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:28pm.
Poser Parents.
Is Pete Wentz ALWAYS on the phone with Ryan Seacrest? Is there something you two boys want to tell us? Both of them creep me out.
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I would not be surprised if there was at least one dead body hidden at Ryan's house.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Ugh. I fuckin HATE The Jungle Book. There I said it and I feel a whole lot better.
Poor kid, not only does he have the two biggest failures of all time as parents he doesn't even a have a semi normal name to fall back on. Hopefully he'll develop a nice personality and become a doctor, and not some lame-ass BASSIT, or lip-syncer.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Nice to see they are finding matching baby clothes in Petey's size.
And bonded over The Jungle Book??? Granted, it's probably cuz neither one of them can read above that level...
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
They try so hard to stay relevant. It's gross.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:30pm
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Just like being as gross as possible is in mine (by my sons; pas moi)
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:29pm.
*screaming*
AND i'm having a pool parteeee tonight!
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pool parteeeee?
*jumping on elliptical trainer, while making appointment for a Brazilian*
Now, where did I put that bikini?
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Does MK's extended family read this blog? If so, there must be a few tense moments around the table at Thanksgiving.
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I bet that is why they still make him eat at the kids table.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Does MK's extended family read this blog? If so, there must be a few tense moments around the table at Thanksgiving.
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Something tells me being over the top and/or offensive is revered in his household.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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Girl, that is MY BOOK! I read that countless times as a child and just bought it to read again.
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I know, love that book♥
Try to find a copy of Suzuki Beane,(it is now out of print). Louise Fitzhugh illustrated it.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 -
whatever
*stomping off in a huff*
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*screaming*
AND i'm having a pool parteeee tonight!
with PURPLE DRANK and Cheetos!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Poser Parents.
Is Pete Wentz ALWAYS on the phone with Ryan Seacrest? Is there something you two boys want to tell us? Both of them creep me out.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:25pm.
Snow / The C Word,
The next kid can be Manhattan Bagheera! (Baggy was always my fav!)
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You're good....I couldn't remember all the names so I googled....how 'bout "Queens Flaps"?
Maybe if they have a girl next time....
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Lighten up, Francis.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:22pm.
MOE-glee
And I can't believe he actually admitted his kid is named after The Jungle Book.
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Hahaa..Can't very well admit that they read it on the back of one of their hair straightening products.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:24pm.
Rosemary- people don't give her crap anymore because they realized that everyone does that now. Seriously, I don't think anyone sings live anymore. Sad but true.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:23pm.
well, me and TITS have bonded over hoot rat shit.
And Dead like Me.
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whatever
*stomping off in a huff*
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Snow / The C Word,
The next kid can be Manhattan Bagheera! (Baggy was always my fav!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Mrs G- do you live under a rock or something? and I thought I was sheltered. ;0)
It is pronounced MOE-glee.
I am so bored right now.
Does MK's extended family read this blog? If so, there must be a few tense moments around the table at Thanksgiving.
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Madame Bovary, c’est moi ~ Flaubert
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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Girl, that is MY BOOK! I read that countless times as a child and just bought it to read again.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
hah, it almost feels like people have forgotten about this girl's SNL episode. She just goes out and never gets crap about it anymore. Back when Milli vanilli did that, they seemed to go in hiding.
That'd mean I'd have to name my next child Dirty Goose Sushi.
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Why buy a child from another country when you can just pick one up that's been dropped off by their own parents right here.
@Clarisse and snowy:
;)
Poor kid is screwed any way you look at it....
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Lighten up, Francis.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:22pm.
MOE-glee
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Good God if that kid acts all emo and metrosexual he'll be called MOE-GAY.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Ecstasy Horsey Sauce
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I call dibs on that name for my first-born!! No one else touch it!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:20pm.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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well, me and TITS have bonded over hoot rat shit.
And Dead like Me.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Forget "Bronx". That kid's name is MOWGLI and he'll be nicknamed the Jungle Boy from now into eternity.
Old folks homes will be weird in 80 years with grannies named Brittni and Ashleigh...
Children should have ONE normal name.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
MOE-glee
And I can't believe he actually admitted his kid is named after The Jungle Book.
Seriously, I have a friend w/a 19yr. old daughter and she and her boyfriend go in the bathroom and share guyliner and paint their nails black and straighten their hair for HOURS at a time. I'm printing this post to show her what this fuckery will lead to.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:15pm
KILL THEM!! they have insulted you and your BF, enough reason, KILL THEM!!
*sigh* nah let's get a hitman. You're too sweet to go to clink for these 2 chins.
@Mrs Goslin:
a)kid from Disney movie
b)you don't wanna know..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Pete Wentz is such a douchebag. . .
Who cares? I had already forgotten about the whole thing.
Me and TITS have bonded over Harriet the Spy.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 4:18pm.
Poor Yonkers Baloo...
LMAO
Coney Island Kaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i