The Name Is Still Fug

Asshole and Pete's Emo baby's name is still Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I was half expecting them to say it was all a joke and his real name is Morrissey Smith after their two idols. True story: my chola cousin wanted to get knocked up when she was 15 just so she could name her baby Morrissey Smith. Thankfully, that ho turned lezzie a year later and didn't have a baby.

Pete talked to Ryan Gaycrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and explained why they ruined a poor child's life by naming him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

The vagina said: "I feel weird—people have all these ideas of what it means now. I think it's kind of cool to leave the narrative the way it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever…I don't think anybody knows the real story of why or how. We came up with the idea Bronx, we'd been throwing it back and forth a while ago. The Jungle Book is something me and Ashlee bonded over. It's really cool."

Not a good enough reason. I had a boyfriend once and we only bonded over Arby's and ecstasy. Seriously, we only liked each other when we were on ecstasy or eating at Arby's. The other times we hated each other.

We both were in awe of Arby's horsey sauce. We would order extra servings of it and pour it on everything, even spaghetti. Anyway, does that mean we would have named our kid Ecstasy Horsey Sauce? Actually, that's still a better name than Bronx Mowgli!

VIA E! Online