Tuesday, November 25th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details
Tommy Girl hasn't look like this since fucking "Cocktail." You can Photoshop the beat out of his face, but you can still see Xenu in his eyes. And you know they had to mop up the floor after this photo shoot, because Tommy's no-no was slobbering like Hooch while striking this pose. Johnny Travolta makes Tommy hold this exact position while he peen slaps his nalgas.
And I think Details missed a word in the issue's title. It should be "The Power Bottom Issue." I mean, Tommy is on the cover....
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SORRY, I know I'd seen it somewhere. Dementia.
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:27am.
Has anyone seen this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/26/tom-cruise-katie-hol...
ROFLPMSL etc etc.
What a fruitcake.
Edited to add, wrong fucking thread. Not my day.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
Say what you like about the guy, but his was BRILLIANT in Tropic Thunder. He totally took the piss out of Harvey Weinstein and himself. Loved him for it!
http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/
Mmmm...homoerotic no?
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
The reason why he has not been seen this hot since cocktail is beacuse this probably is a leftover shot from cocktail. LOL!
Geez, Photoshop is one hell of a program... it subtracted a good 15 yrs. off of Tom!!!!
Good work!
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Sit yo ass down!
And his huge schnoz is all you see! Probably as big as his willie!
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:05am.
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Throw up with Tom Cruise? That could be a TV show that saves him!
On this cover Tom looks like a guy that makes you wonder where he buries his victim's bodies.
READ THIS!!! Thanks for posting it, made me laugh
(and throw up a little but nothing is perfect)
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:27am.
Has anyone seen this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/26/tom-cruise-katie-hol...
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
Has anyone seen this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/26/tom-cruise-katie-hol...
ROFLPMSL etc etc.
What a fruitcake.
Hope your having a great holligay MK!
LOL at main pic: tomcruisedetailsbitchplease.jpg
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Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:05pm.
That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.
Could I copy that for my signature please? Thank you.
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Submitted by DWF on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:46am.
The 40 most influential men under 47? How random is that?
I was thinking that. You would think it would be 40 or 50. Maybe Xenu is 47? Oh Tommy, the only way you could look any gayer is with Travolta's cock in your gob. Wanker.
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We used to know the very nasty queen who owns Details magazine, Rick Settles?
We wonder if she is still in charge there?
Also, Tammy has already passed her 50th birthday.
How come he never has gotten his big honker fixed?
Way to look creepy, bud.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
They must think it is still 1989.
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The 40 most influential men under 47? How random is that?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54pm.
this is an old picture of tommy, yes? like 20 years ago old...
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YES! There's no way this is present day Tommy Girl...WTF with this fuckery?????
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tommy thinks we're sucked into the sciento fuckery like he's sucked into it...i'm sure when he looks in the mirror, he sees this..._____________________________________________
he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Ahahah! MK, I totally agree with you on the "Power (BOTTOM) Issue". I thought the very same thing before I even scrolled down to your post.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
G'nite all. Remember, no rectal eructions on the night shift!!
xo
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:54pm.
this is an old picture of tommy, yes? like 20 years ago old...
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YES! There's no way this is present day Tommy Girl...WTF with this fuckery?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
this is an old picture of tommy, yes? like 20 years ago old...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:08pm.
I always thought it was written for Labour Day;)
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Hum. I can see that. Are the reindeer unionized? Rudolph is probably the shop steward, he looks like a real shit disturber eh?
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Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:05pm.
That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.
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You talk like my dead grandma. I wish with all my heart that
1) Granny was still with us,
2) that you look just like your avie.
I am not being snarky--I really like you.
The next time some young ho disses my memaw ass in Forever 21, I'm going to stick my nose in the air and sniff,
"That's a very distasteful quality. I don't care for it in a person."
Bebe, you rock.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:51pm.
Did you know that Jingle Bells was written for Thanksgiving?
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Really? Sure it wasn't written for fucking halloween or maybe remembrance day?
AUGH.
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I always thought it was written for Labour Day;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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My dislike for this man is unexplainable. I've never met him, I know nothing about him, yet I am certain that his ego is so large that he truly believes that he is far superior to the majority of the population. That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.
Momus is never coy. Momus is sarcastic at every opportunity ... even if I have to create it. ;)
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:43pm.
You are magic! thank you!
*Mwah*
(I take it then that you DID in fact click on that link. *shudder*)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I think he looks good. Wow...I really just said that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58I66hsACxg
Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:47pm.
heh, heh, heh...sweet, naive little Momus. Are you being coy or just sarcastic?
;-)
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:46pm.
no, I did not know that!
Clarisse
well, I'm dating a guy with a snow plow, I fucking
rule! ha!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Did you know that Jingle Bells was written for Thanksgiving?
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Really? Sure it wasn't written for fucking halloween or maybe remembrance day?
AUGH.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:36pm.
Meh, who doesn't want to be me? I'm fabulous in every way, shape and form...well, 'cept I ain't much to look at...I drink too much...I'm a selfish lover...I fart a lot...my feets sweat...I'm always late, cuz I don't really wanna be witchu ass....I don't return calls...I'm a cheap ass bitch cuz I'm po' as fuck...and you can't trust my ass as far as you can throw it, and you is gonna 'bout to not throw it worth a damn cuz I plan to pack on some holiday LBS...
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Mommy? 'dat you? Why won't you come home, we miss you.
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TITS???? Is that the daughter I wished I'd never had??? My, how you've grown to be a...handsome young woman...I see you don't regularly pluck your chin hairs not unlike the women of your father's side of the family..Oh, and honey, let's talk about a new hairdresser for you, shall we? Oh, and I have the most fabulos tailor who can let those pants out for you too...we love our brownies, don't we?...Anyway, I must dash, I'm terribly late for a date, but let's not be strangers...Call me...? I'll email you my number...much love...
(based on my own mummy...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:42pm.
@ Nitty--
True dat.
But I appeal to your humanity. Some of us read this mess while we is eating pizza and other pink and purple...er, items.
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Are the "purple...er, items" liquefied, fermented, and in a wine glass?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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CTH,
The theory that i have this year, is that like the ODOT's stock of salt, there is only so much snow, so....we will be out of this shit by Feb.!!
No...i'm just goin with it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:37pm.
CTH!!
How was your ride home?? My 15 minute drive took me almost 2 duckin hours!
Not so bad here on the west side, but damn, windy as all hell!
I hate that it's cold and snowy and we haven't even had thanksgiving yet, a bad sign..
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Did you know that Jingle Bells was written for Thanksgiving?
http://www.carols.org.uk/jingle_bells.htm
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:37pm.
CTH!!
How was your ride home?? My 15 minute drive took me almost 2 duckin hours!
Not so bad here on the west side, but damn, windy as all hell!
I hate that it's cold and snowy and we haven't even had thanksgiving yet, a bad sign..
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jiggy - firefox with the adblocker extension. You can block any image from loading with that little piece of magic.
(also outstanding for annoying ads - they get blocked automatically)
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@ Nitty--
True dat.
But I appeal to your humanity. Some of us read this mess while we is eating pizza and other pink and purple...er, items.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:33pm.
I totally get it now--like what happens when you eat bad sushi.
Thiry minutes later you "issue forth matter violently, as from a volcano."
Nothing worse than a bad crunchy roll.
Trust.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
TITTS & Jiggy... All I can say is, I fwd it to MK weeks ago, if he didn't use it, it's fair game, right?
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@Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:26pm.
Oh my Christ on a taco. I sure do wish I hadn't clicked on that link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:26pm.
Rectal Eruction? Not sure what it is, but I thank Skybitch for showing me what a rectal prolapse looks like:
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BALLOONS!
Bitch still looks crazy!
@ Nitwitty--
Not to get all nit picky with you, but if you dare use that power lifter photo as your new avie, then you are DEAD TO ME !!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:26pm.
Rectal Eruction? Not sure what it is, but I thank Skybitch for showing me what a rectal prolapse looks like:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
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CTH!!
How was your ride home?? My 15 minute drive took me almost 2 duckin hours!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
The aliens have made a comeback.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Meh, who doesn't want to be me? I'm fabulous in every way, shape and form...well, 'cept I ain't much to look at...I drink too much...I'm a selfish lover...I fart a lot...my feets sweat...I'm always late, cuz I don't really wanna be witchu ass....I don't return calls...I'm a cheap ass bitch cuz I'm po' as fuck...and you can't trust my ass as far as you can throw it, and you is gonna 'bout to not throw it worth a damn cuz I plan to pack on some holiday LBS...
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Mommy? 'dat you? Why won't you come home, we miss you.
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Eruct means "1. to belch forth, as gas from the stomach.
2. to emit or issue violently, as matter from a volcano." According to Dictionary.com.
The word shows up in crossword puzzles frequently; I just like the way it sounds.
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