Tuesday, November 25th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details
Tommy Girl hasn't look like this since fucking "Cocktail." You can Photoshop the beat out of his face, but you can still see Xenu in his eyes. And you know they had to mop up the floor after this photo shoot, because Tommy's no-no was slobbering like Hooch while striking this pose. Johnny Travolta makes Tommy hold this exact position while he peen slaps his nalgas.
And I think Details missed a word in the issue's title. It should be "The Power Bottom Issue." I mean, Tommy is on the cover....
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:20pm.
@ Tigger--
*whispers*
I think she means she is a Little Person. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
*clears throat awkwardly*
Or maybe she suffers from a rectal eruction. Y'know, like belladi--I mean, like "it" that shall not be named among us.
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Oh, a...shhh..."little person"...with a bowel obstruction? Oh, that poor dear...Well, that explains that stank ass breath...What? Little people with a bowel obstruction gotta fart out they mouf, that's just common science...
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tommy Girl is a crazy bitch. Can't stand him
Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:24pm.
I can be very filthy. Oh my my my.
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If you were so filthy, then you'd be out getting some like MK, instead of trying to slide your link in his backdoor while he's takin' care of the bidness back home, honey.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Rectal Eruction? Not sure what it is, but I thank Skybitch for showing me what a rectal prolapse looks like:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Who is this ho? Anybody? Is this a safe ho or what?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Wow.
How does he make his eyes soooo blue??????
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:50pm.
TB rectal eruction???? What is that?
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I think it's when Travolta gets all up in that and some of his bling gets stuck.
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Ack! Reminds me of a story I don't want to a'member!! And no, whores, it didn't happen to me...Jesus... Ok, maybe it did, but in my defense getting butt fucked with a trophe seemed like a good idea at the time....
The surgeon who removed it visited his patient (NOT ME...ok, maybe it was) and said, "How's it going, Champ?" True story...AHAHAHAHA! Yeah, my friend showed me the x-rays...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can be very filthy. Oh my my my.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:34pm.
Where you been all my life?? I've been waiting for some dirty bird to appreciate my gifts of teh humor. ;-)
xo
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:17pm.
Maybe they're drilling on speculation of making a strike.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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@ Tigger--
*whispers*
I think she means she is a Little Person. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
*clears throat awkwardly*
Or maybe she suffers from a rectal eruction. Y'know, like belladi--I mean, like "it" that shall not be named among us.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:55pm.
oh TigerLilly you and all your friends are SO witty and funny ! I only wish I could be just like you.....
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Oh, you wanna be all smartastic on me?
Meh, who doesn't want to be me? I'm fabulous in every way, shape and form...well, 'cept I ain't much to look at...I drink too much...I'm a selfish lover...I fart a lot...my feets sweat...I'm always late, cuz I don't really wanna be witchu ass....I don't return calls...I'm a cheap ass bitch cuz I'm po' as fuck...and you can't trust my ass as far as you can throw it, and you is gonna 'bout to not throw it worth a damn cuz I plan to pack on some holiday LBS...
Yep, who wouldn't make h8terade flavored JELLY out of THAT???? Oh yeah, don't hate appreciate....mmmm'mmmmm
I AM SO JELLLY YEW MADE ME MOIST !!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:50pm.
Let's just say that a rectal eruction is the aftermath of MK's fourth sentence. :0
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But why, why, why, do peeps haveta do things to they poop shoot that don't include the sexay times?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:50pm.
TB rectal eruction???? What is that?
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I think it's when Travolta gets all up in that and some of his bling gets stuck.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I just wanted to say hi bitches. And hi MK.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:55pm.
oh TigerLilly you and all your friends are SO witty and funny ! I only wish I could be just like you.....
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Oh, you wanna be all smartastic on me?
Meh, who doesn't want to be me? I'm fabulous in every way, shape and form...well, 'cept I ain't much to look at...I drink too much...I'm a selfish lover...I fart a lot...my feets sweat...I'm always late, cuz I don't really wanna be witchu ass....I don't return calls...I'm a cheap ass bitch cuz I'm po' as fuck...and you can't trust my ass as far as you can throw it, and you is gonna 'bout to not throw it worth a damn cuz I plan to pack on some holiday LBS...
Yep, who wouldn't make h8terade flavored JELLY out of THAT???? Oh yeah, don't hate appreciate....mmmm'mmmmm
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:50pm.
Let's just say that a rectal eruction is the aftermath of MK's fourth sentence. :0
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Can't you just hear the soundtrack to Top Gun playing in the background while this photo shoot was going on.
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
HOFF LEMME COME OVER AND CLEAN YER CARPETS... HON
WE CAN INVITE THIS ENTIRE GROUP OF POSTERS TO FILM IT... !!!
THAT IS ALL
CARRY ON !!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING HOOKERS!!!
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:55pm.
HEY YOU JELLIS LESSBEAN!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:55pm.
I really don't see too much photoshopping in this photo but the one thing I do not get is naming him one of the most influential men.I do not think he has any influence anymore since he turned himself into the butt of jokes and people that once admired him think he is crazy.
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Nope no Photoshop involved or very little, cuz that pic is straight up Tommy Girl circa 1996...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
oh TigerLilly you and all your friends are SO witty and funny ! I only wish I could be just like you.....
Tommy is one hot GHEY DUDE !!! WOOT
SHAKE IT !!!
HEY HOFF !
He has got a butt like Billary
I really don't see too much photoshopping in this photo but the one thing I do not get is naming him one of the most influential men.I do not think he has any influence anymore since he turned himself into the butt of jokes and people that once admired him think he is crazy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:45pm.
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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I hope you're still at work. Those farting cow-irkers deserve no less
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Hey! I resemble that remark!!...(and girls don't fart - they poot!) :D
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And DListed girls don't poot, they toot...*FAAARRRT*...Ok, that was a good old fashined, clear the room fart, but I had Taco Bell for din-dins...Oh where is everyone going? Light a match and get over it, whores....
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I refuse to get near you with a match after a TB rectal eruction
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TB rectal eruction???? What is that? Is it like when them aliens abuduct your ass then stick all kinds of probes and fuckery up there, then if you're a chick yo ass gets returned to earth preggers, only to be abuducted again, so them bitches can steal your baby and if you a man, they abduct yo' ass again, so you can see yo' baby...
Do you think he's asked himself if he's become the man his mother divorced??
A ooooooooooo, oo, oo, oh, oh oh oh,oh....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
"Hard As A Rock"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:03pm.
You can so clearly see what's going through Tommy's mind right now...
"ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, all the single ladies, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, all the single ladies..."
You owe me a new monitor! LMAO
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
I never knew what his appeal was. I've looked at him a hunnert different ways and he still comes out a little douchey assed manipulator. Kind of like a yapping terrier jumping up and down all the time. He reminds me of my husbands friend..he gets all peened if you disagree with him and he gets glib..very glib. But that shit doesn't fly with me. If I were Katie I'd make his sorry ass sleep with one eye open cuz he wouldn't see the frying pan before impact and his eyeballs were sunny side up....FWWAAAAAAP....
I'm really a very gentle person.
Submitted by Tigerlilly:"And DListed girls don't poot, they toot..."
Actually, I "puff".
And I think Tom looks good on that cover. Of course, the Photoshop helps.
Influential men under 47??? there really narrowing it down aren't they?
....a face I never want to see starring back at me.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:13pm.
Unfortunately, that logic seems to work more often than not. See: Brangelina.
No shit! It's like the commercials for new shows that haven't even been aired yet. But they're, "This season's biggest hit!"
Most people are sheep. Not sheeps, but sheep! ;)
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"Peen slaps his nalgas" and the Power Bottom issue made me want to laugh outloud but I think I would have freaked everyone out...hahahha....!
Your face!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:45pm.
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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I hope you're still at work. Those farting cow-irkers deserve no less
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Hey! I resemble that remark!!...(and girls don't fart - they poot!) :D
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And DListed girls don't poot, they toot...*FAAARRRT*...Ok, that was a good old fashined, clear the room fart, but I had Taco Bell for din-dins...Oh where is everyone going? Light a match and get over it, whores....
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I refuse to get near you with a match after a TB rectal eruction.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:52pm.
This is the same thing as shitney on the cover of RS. If their PR machines keep throwing this stuff out there, their logic is that people will believe it.
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Unfortunately, that logic seems to work more often than not. See: Brangelina.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Welllll, THAT was a fun 2 hour drive home!!! LOVE CLEVELAND and the SNOW!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:45pm.
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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I hope you're still at work. Those farting cow-irkers deserve no less
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Hey! I resemble that remark!!...(and girls don't fart - they poot!) :D
********************************************
And DListed girls don't poot, they toot...*FAAARRRT*...Ok, that was a good old fashined, clear the room fart, but I had Taco Bell for din-dins...Oh where is everyone going? Light a match and get over it, whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You can so clearly see what's going through Tommy's mind right now...
"ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, all the single ladies, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, all the single ladies..."
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:54pm.
You got somethin' stuck in your teefs. Is it a tiger hair?
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:19pm.
Ahahahaha!!! Katie Holmes does those too!!
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:14pm.
You know Mom? How is she?
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Charitable as ever...
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Loud open mouthed prolonged inappropriate laughter.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:38pm.
FuckingClassy, I don;t know for sure he beats his women, but it is a feeling I have....
PSL, for certain there's a level of emotional abuse.
Seriously, though, how is Tom "Powerful"? Sure he's rich, but he's a movie actor who's star has been tarnished by his Scieno-rantings and arranged beardage with Katie. He isn't powerful enough to make that dog of a Nazi movie sell tickets.
This is the same thing as shitney on the cover of RS. If their PR machines keep throwing this stuff out there, their logic is that people will believe it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details... LOL I thought the same thing. That has to be a photo from years ago.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
He's trying to look as manly as possible, but looks as if:
1)He's a raging homo
2)He's trying too hard
3)He has a massive dildo up his ass
4)All the above.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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I hope you're still at work. Those farting cow-irkers deserve no less
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Hey! I resemble that remark!!...(and girls don't fart - they poot!) :D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
putsomestankonit : to me his eyes are saying "damn you unbelievers to hell for mocking me and my Xenu"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
are the two under shirts supposed to tighten his tetas? cause it didn't work.
Coma Caca!!
His eyes are telling me "Love Scientology, it made me straight. Though I still stick candle sticks up my sometimes hole." What??? Someone take his eyes out with a spoon before I receive anymore messages from this man!
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http://scarletwordsandthoughts.blogspot.com/
A place for book lovers
Including a tribute to my friend Joe.
FuckingClassy, I don;t know for sure he beats his women, but it is a feeling I have....
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
The idea is to not give this crazy fuck any more money. Let him wind up out in the jungle somewhere, wearing a bathrobe and a tin-foil hat.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:28pm.
Is he wearing 2 wife-beaters?
the other one's his training bro.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i