Tuesday, November 25th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details
Tommy Girl hasn't look like this since fucking "Cocktail." You can Photoshop the beat out of his face, but you can still see Xenu in his eyes. And you know they had to mop up the floor after this photo shoot, because Tommy's no-no was slobbering like Hooch while striking this pose. Johnny Travolta makes Tommy hold this exact position while he peen slaps his nalgas.
And I think Details missed a word in the issue's title. It should be "The Power Bottom Issue." I mean, Tommy is on the cover....
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Tom cruise lost some weight and he does look this good.
I think he's handsome and I still like him as an actor.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:31pm.
Momus, yes, for each wife he has beaten. (I think Mimi had teh upper hand in that marriage)
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The fuck? He beats women? I thought he was JUST an asshole with a maniac laughter.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
the same re-touchers as Britney! It is Tom Van Winkle...lol
Momus, yes, for each wife he has beaten. (I think Mimi had teh upper hand in that marriage)
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I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
-Split Enz "I Got You"
MTS._.
It looks like it!
Is he wearing 2 wife-beaters?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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What year is it again?
First the Rolling Pebble magazine of Shittres circa 1999 and now Tommygirlre circa 1989?
THE MOST DANGEROUS VACATION IN THE WORLD:
$CIENTOLOGY WEEKEND IN CLEARWATER FLA.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL @ thornz
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:20pm.
At 79? Still puttin' out? That's my mom!
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Hands up if you love Xenu..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:14pm.
You know Mom? How is she?
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Charitable as ever...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
it's great that some long-forgotten promo shoots for cocktail surfaced for the power bottom issue of details
when is he vanishing from the planet already?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:26pm.
I'm becoming the man my mother cheated with repeatedly when she told us she was doing charity work.
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She WAS doing charity work; those were all pity fucks...
PITY FUCK
"Dies"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:14pm.
You know Mom? How is she?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Cocktail ha ha funny word.
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why does the tip of his nose look like that? man he's creepy, those eyes suck the souls of kittens.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:26pm.
I'm becoming the man my mother cheated with repeatedly when she told us she was doing charity work.
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She WAS doing charity work; those were all pity fucks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:55pm.
Not under 47 years old; under 4'7"
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Oopsie! My bad;p
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That looks more like Katie. Seriously.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:03pm.
Heehee
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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I hope you're still at work. Those farting cow-irkers deserve no less.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:06pm.
PLEASE, it was my pleasure.
:)
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Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
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He gives me the fucking creepy creeps. Ewwwww nitemares surely to come into my dreams tonite.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:59pm.
Oh shit.
I think he looks hot here. Somebody shoot me, please.
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I think he looks like a psychopathic serial killer.
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I don't know how I could've missed the crazy in his eyes. I blame Xenu's voodoo on me.
Pic's been totally ruined for me now, and I feel a lot better about myself.
Thanks, Mrs. K!!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:59pm.
Oh shit.
I think he looks hot here. Somebody shoot me, please.
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Oh no.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:02pm.
hahahaha. "Must be THIS TALL and THIS INFLUENTIAL to enter."
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smiling :)
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:44pm.
He has moobs. He's turning into a woman now that Katebot's almost a man.
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Welllll, maybe that's why I think he looks good here. *hides in shame, curses Xenu*
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Do leave it out..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 7:01pm.
Heehee
Mrs K made a funny!
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and I just farted!!!!
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Maybe I'm crazy
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Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:55pm.
Not under 47 years old; under 4'7"
hahahaha. "Must be THIS TALL and THIS INFLUENTIAL to enter."
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:59pm.
Oh shit.
I think he looks hot here. Somebody shoot me, please.
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I think he looks like a psychopathic serial killer.
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
~*RENZSTAR*~
Perhaps this could go under a "Would you hit it" entry...
*nervous laughter*
I knew falling for older men would fuck me up.
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Ummmm.....where to start? Why are his arms in the air? What's up with his nose? Oh and this is not a sexy photo.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:57pm.
"the new rules of denim?"
Oh, fer fuck's sake
Team Mrs. K on the denim issue. WTF? Wear it inside out this season?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:55pm.
Not under 47 years old; under 4'7"
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Heehee
Mrs K made a funny!
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BALLOONS!
Oh shit.
I think he looks hot here. Somebody shoot me, please.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"the new rules of denim?"
Oh, fer fuck's sake
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Not under 47 years old; under 4'7"
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Why "under 47"? Is there some 48 year old bitch they just cannot stand the idea of giving props to?
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AHAHAHAHA!!! "Power Bottom Issue"...MK you beat me to it! Thats the first thing I thought when I saw the magazine cover. This fuckery is as good as the old Vanity Fair cover that showed TommyGirl jumping in front of a big ol' fire..."Flaming Tom" was all I could think of that time around.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Rob Estes is influential enough for the cover?
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
He hasn't looked that young in DECADES. Maybe they were trying to make him and Katie look the same age.
They took about 5 years too many OFF his photo.
He has moobs. He's turning into a woman now that Katebot's almost a man. Gag a maggot!
#11 is John Mayer, press whore? Obviously Details hasn't met Brangelina.
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
I like them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian
Don't stare into his eyes! It's a trap!!!!!!!!
May the power of Xenu compell you!
The face of a man with no conscience.
Bryanboy would look soooo much hotter in that outfit. I wish it was him instead of this assbatter.
Off topic...but the topic is Tommy girl, so...deal.
CTH!?!?!
How fucked up is it out by you?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8&feature=related
did they use a picture from 15 years ago?
he can't even pose without looking like a complete douchebag, jesus.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:27pm.
Appreciate it, Ms. A.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
fuckin John Mayer is #11 and only the second real "celeb" on this list. WHY details WHY would you contribute to his douchy ego??****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i