Tuesday, November 25th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Tommy Girl On Details
Tommy Girl hasn't look like this since fucking "Cocktail." You can Photoshop the beat out of his face, but you can still see Xenu in his eyes. And you know they had to mop up the floor after this photo shoot, because Tommy's no-no was slobbering like Hooch while striking this pose. Johnny Travolta makes Tommy hold this exact position while he peen slaps his nalgas.
And I think Details missed a word in the issue's title. It should be "The Power Bottom Issue." I mean, Tommy is on the cover....
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:27pm.
The power list is nonsensical. Underwear Boy is No. 37.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
why is he so mad all the time? Xenu giving him the silent treatment?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 6:26pm.
I'm becoming the man my mother cheated with repeatedly when she told us she was doing charity work.
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Well, then I guess you're ahead of the Details game! Good for you! =)
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How influential is Tommy?
He's SEVENTH on the list!!!!!
The National Enquirer ranked higher!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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MK will you clear something up? Did you go to Florida or California.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
GROSS!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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I'm becoming the man my mother cheated with repeatedly when she told us she was doing charity work.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
his eyes are still completely crazier than a shit house rat.