It's Probably Quadruplets!
When isn't Saint Angelina knocked up? Brad Pitt sneezes near her and BOOM! She suddenly has morning sickness. If she uses the toilet right after Brad, ten seconds later she suddenly feels a tingling in her womb from her latest lottery winner. This is why I wouldn't be surprised if InTouch's claims about her being 3-months pregnant with another chosen one turned out to be true. Shit. It's probably four mini-messiahs. Fuck. She's probably carrying a whole 8-person third world family up in there.
According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the side-eye because he wasn't ready to go public with the news.
Brangie's spokeswhore said InTouch is lie-telling! They told UsWeekly that she's not pregnant at all. Saint Angie barely presented the twin messiahs to the world last July.
I'm having a hard time believing that she would just blurt it out like that. That's not her style. She would announce the news on the cover of Art Forum. You know, then it wouldn't be considered famewhoring. It would be ART!
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According to InTouch, Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass a booze drink at a restaurant in London
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I call bullshit...I seem to remember when she was knocked up w/Shiloh she drank wine during that pregnancy. Something about Europeans doing it in moderation too, so it was ok according to her. (Paltrow said and did the same thing w/her pregnancies)
Angie is excited about the new "baby?" Didn't she have twins? Babies?
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Sorry, but I never got her appeal.
Roid lips, horse teeth, 10-head, michael jackson nose... she is one fug bitch.
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Sheesh, these people are worse than rabbits!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:06am.
Winger!!! Ahahaaa! That made my day.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:10am.
O STFU! Jen is NOT going crazy. At this point, the only sensible thing she can be doing is thanking her fucking lucky stars!
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I agree! I would think at this point (6 kids later), Jen and her friends tend to laugh their asses off at the announcement of each new child that they collect and add to the family. It's got to be some ongoing joke within her circle of friends. Who wouldn't laugh at that shit? It's crazy that they accumulated 5 extra kids in 3 years! Does anyone honestly believe that Brad would admit that this is overwhelming? NO, because he'd look like an asshole for whining about not having kids and leaving his wife for that exact reason. If he bitched about it even for a second he would be laughed at and he knows it. Neither one of them (JP) ever say anything remotely realistic about raising children. They never discuss in interviews how hard it is, they pretend it's the most fun EVER, and they downplay how this honestly is affecting each child. That is what happens when you have nannies, teachers, chefs, and bodyguards living with you, you lose touch with any sense of reality!!! Jen seems too normal for this charade. She probably feels as though she dodged a f*cking bullet!
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LOL! I cannot count how many times I have watched those Peanuts specials, but I watch em again every year without fail!!
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YEAH!!! This year, like last year, I am thankful for my health, my family and for Christian Bale.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Im not buying the babies driving Jen crazy story. Maybe the first 10 babies got to her but common 150 babies later and they still expect us to believe Jen cares.
If this is true - HOLY COW! Pregnant AGAIN after having twins in june/July. Sweet jebus Brangelina don't mess around, they get straight back on the baby making train. Ange must just have to look at Brad and suddenly she's preggers!
Brangelina are gonna give the Duggars a run for their money!
Clarissalina times that is the hottest avie I have ever seen in my entire life.
idk, angel_i. I'm SO sick of pregnant dude famewhore that I wouldn't know the deets. Does pregnant dude have a dick? Did he have a C-section? I know people have Irish twins but it's not suggested. People are stupid. In reality, it takes a year for hormone levels to return to normal after pregnancy, so nobody should get preganant until a year has passed, for the sake of the body - and mind. I'm not saying I wasn't horny, but it really wasn't an option during that first month - at least not for me. And again, report after report claimed Angie's recovery was difficult - that might not be true, but if so I totes don't belive this story.
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:24am.
I thought she was busy sawing down trees
with those teeth.
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Jebus Chlist someone just pull out her uterus before her army takes over the world!
I thought she was busy sawing down trees with those teeth.
Can someone get this bitch spayed!
Well, now I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving dinner on my hips - I'll be puyking for two days after this.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:07am.
I imagine life in their French castle of filth to be one of chaos and Angie doesn't give a damn because she isolates herself in her bedroom the way Joan Crawford did for half of the day sleeping. The little ones do as they please while the nannies yank and tear their hair out in frustration.
Brad stares vainly in the mirror wondering where his looks have gone. When Angelina does awake she gets confused and doesn't know which character from which film she is today or which persona from which interview to portary for the next 15-20 minutes. Does she need to like her father for that day or hate him? Oh its award season so yes she loves daddy these next few weeks.
Where is James to give her the love she really longs for? Why isn't incest legal anywhere?
I think they have a sad life.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:13am.
Seriously - she'd have conceived within what - 4 or 5 weeks after delivery if she's 3 months now, right?
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But isn't that the same as Pregnant Dude?
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O STFU! Angelina is NOT pregnant!
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Tabloids have a formula...Slow news week = make up a pregnancy rumor. And since Brangaloonies are always seeking new masturbatory aids, they'll buy up anything that mentions the Golden Couple. End results...they sell a buttload of magazines.
Great siggy Clarisse...Charlie Brown was such a dumb fuck. LOL
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Seriously - she'd have conceived within what - 4 or 5 weeks after delivery if she's 3 months now, right? This after a C-section and we know loads of "other" surgery. We've also read tale upon tale of how awful her recovery was... I'd maybe believe it if they said she was only a few weeks along or just gotten the results - but damn! I've had a C-section and there's no fuckin' way I'd have been getting myself knocked up again within a month! You can't even drive for a couple of weeks... not to mention other details I won't descibe for the sake of any men reading this who can't handle the realities of how a woman's body functions.
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Ang preggo? *cough* *cough* bullshit *cough*
Robert Pattinson close to a breakdown? Well if i had tweenies screamin in my ear 24-7, i'd breakdown too.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
also i doubt jen gives a rat's ass about brad having more kids. she had enough time to get over it all.
fuck, that must be some revenge on jen. lol she didnt want kids with him so now he's fucking left and right and getting angie preggers as much as he can. that fucker! :P although, seeing is believing so i need to wait to see angie's tummy and then i will buy it! i mean, she just had her twins ffs!
O STFU! Jen is NOT going crazy. At this point, the only sensible thing she can be doing is thanking her fucking lucky stars!
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Angie is a lie teller and wouldn't let it slip casually that she was pregnant with more chosen children.
She's still rockin' the Morticia Adams do.
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Except for the "Twilight" guy, whom I don't know, this entire cover pisses me off.
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Guess she wasn't able to pay off IN TOUCH. Methinks it's just another rumour. The tabloids are bored: Madonna's divorced, Angie had her twins, Jen defused her "uncool" comment on Oprah; Brit's not doing anything crazy, so...oh! Angie is pregnant!
Now, when something truly scandalous or horrible is happening, politicians can sideline the public with "In other important news, Angelina Jolie is pregnant."
Yawn. People have babies all the time. However, you have to admit that Angie is prettier than Michelle Duggar, but I bet when home with Brad and the army in their gothic castle, probably more shrill than Kate Gosseling.
I would bet money it's not true but if it were, she would pick the next biggest award show to tell the world. Slap on a skin tight dress and let the baby bump speak for itself. That's become her trademark. Deny, deny, deny until you can't anymore. Kind of like the many denials about her affair w/a married Pitt and then when it suited her she finally confessed to falling in love with Pitt on the set of MAMS!
wouldnt a pregnancy this soon interfere with their latest adoption plans? you know they have them.. i wouldnt doubt this is true, but isnt she super vain? another pregnancy so soon could, gasp, give her a tummy again.
Oh shoot, I was hoping that the side bar story about that Twlight dude was that he was Heading for a Heartbreak. Then I was going to tell the editors at In Touch they owed a one Mr. Kip Winger a $.17 royalty check.
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She's insane and Brad is an idiot. I put nothing past them.
You know Maddox is writing a tell-all book right now, and contrary to their previous stories, the boy with the hawk is pissed!
wtf for real!? knocked up again!? she just gave birth to twins in what...june!? i mean, come the fuck on!?