Wednesday, November 26th 2008

Like A Crackhead To A Pipe

Maybe Whitney Houston couldn't find another man who would be willing to pop her doody bubble, because it's been claimed that she might be back with Bobby Brown. The Chicago-Sun Times says that they've been seen around Georgia acting all romantic-like while having dinner together. Apparently, Bobbi Kristina wants her parents to get back together. She probably misses the fucking comedy relief in the house.

One of Whitney's people said they are "good friends whose primary interest is the well-being of their daughter.''

Not this fuckery again. Okay, I will sign off on these two crazy crackies getting back together if they agree to do so in front of the cameras. Yes, they are every shade of fucked up, but "Being Bobby Brown" was some entertaining shit. I mean, who else could deliver gems (made of crack) like this one:



Posted by: Michael K


cadebra1961's picture

Yeah, I too miss the utter whackiness of "Being Bobby Brown". I hope these two crackheads are back together just to have them back on the tube with all their zany antics/catch phrases etc.

@ D.R. - now that act (Wino & Blake) would make Bobby & Whitney seem like Ozzie & Harriet (remember them, from the 1950's?) Ah, I miss the innocense of days gone by sometimes...
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The Fly's picture

foosrock- I agree. When Whitney was in her prime, she could've used that voice for better material, exploring different kinds of music. Instead it was all about pop music and wealth and stadium tours and big movies and drugs and bad husbands etc. Her voice was better than her music.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Now, poor Bobbi Kristina is an unfortunate child in every way, from looks to parents.

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foosrock's picture

What a waste of a beautiful voice and looks!. Pop music still sucks, though........

Possum's picture

Is this the one where they smoked up Bobbi Kristina?

Possum's picture

KISMAHASS!

Migraine Sally's picture

It's not alright and it's not OK

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I just get flashbacks of MadTv and Deborah Wilson and Ares Spears doing these two on "MTV's Cribs".

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Stoney's picture

I loved that show. They were both so fucked up the entire time it was hysterical. I'll never forget the episode where Bobby got so wasted his shoe was falling off, only hanging on by the strings tied around his ankles, and he was limping around the apartment asking "why's my shoe followin' me? why's my shoe followin' me?" Comedy gold right there.

mitchyul's picture

Not again! Whatever happened to the big comeback CD?

Dallas's picture

Trailer trash!

D.R.'s picture

When is there going to be a "Being Amy Winehouse" show?

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they're the Taylor/Burton of our age - hahaha

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Clarisse & Mrs. Gosling: LMAO

and Jeffro11: well thank you there....*winks a la S. Palin*

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The Fly's picture

This is shitty.

Really shitty news. Seriously. My gay heart is breaking. My high notes are cracking. My 'How Will I Know' bow is limp. My 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody' weave is lifeless. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm lost, reaching around in the dark.

This is so shitty. This week has been shitty. I can't find my mojo. I'm tired, emotional and oversensitive. Now this.

Fuck this shit. I'm going to go watch a Garland Streisand duet on YouTube.

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Clarisse's picture

And I...
Will always
Love you, oohh
Will always
Love you
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Kdraco!
That's funny! She was probably also smoking, with the windows rolled up so that her 2year old in the back seat doesn't get cold!

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gretchenwhit's picture

"Kissmahass!" That is when Whitney captured my heart.

jazzfish_77's picture

Why, why, why can't Bobby fall for Avril? Avril could use a few decades of crack.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:14am.

Lmao

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:23am.
Jeffro11: lol - I'd be the girl driving the Cadi'
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Jeffro11: lol - I'd be the girl driving the Cadi'

:)

kdracofan- don't forget to call a lawyer and sue the place that sold you the hot coffee! LOL

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Mornin', kdraco! Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:13am.
they're the Taylor/Burton of our age - hahaha

See you're a romantic and can see two people truly in love. Now all Bobby has to do is tell Whitney is that he loves her and all three of her chins during an interview and we're set.

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The winehouse and blaaake of america. Whitney's comeback is over for good.

kdracofan's picture

Hello drama and everyone else :)

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac

Doing 75 mph

With her
Face, up next to her

rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds!

And when I looked back she was

h alfway over in my lane,

s till working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scar ed me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver ,

w hich knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all

t he confusion of trying

t o straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear,

which fell,

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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they're the Taylor/Burton of our age - hahaha

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twelveoclock's picture

After seeing "Being Bobby Brown", these two really do belong together, surprisingly enough. Which is why I was surprised when they got divorced. But yeah, way to screw up your comeback. They need to bring back that show. Now THAT's American!

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reinvention's picture

wow.

can you believe i've never seen any episodes of being bobby brown until i just watched that? damn, where the hell have i been?

dramaqueen365247's picture

If ever there was a drug addict who completely ruined her career & incredible talent that makes my cold, black heart a little sad, it's Whitney. Wino wishes she had the talent Whitney wasted.
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Albatross's picture

HELL TO THA NO!

Way to f up your comeback, Whitney.

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i was just wondering what happened to Whitney's comeback. now i know.

NitWitty's picture

Ooh..they need to add her on the next season of Real Housewives of the ATL. All that money and class, add a new weave and she'll fit right in.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Squeals with little girl delight! I've always loved Whtiney and Bobby together. I so want this to be true.

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jazzfish_77's picture

I had wondered what had happened to this crackhead ho. Her comeback sort of disappeared. Wino is going to be pissed at the competition.

Callan's picture

I heard her voice is FUBAR, so it's not like she's going to get her career back on track. So, I want her to get back with Bobby. I lived for Being Bobby Brown. That's why it's my avatar.

"KISS MY ASS!"