Tommy Loves The Paparazzi Pictures Of Suri
Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."
Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.
Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!
Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.
Suri is overrated! With her 1800s fashion and ugly ass face.
That's the thing, Angel,
I don't think I made any friends here.
I went off the handle. Like Deb said, plain bad form.
I posted that rant here not realizing this is a snark site and not a fan site.
A brutal move.
My rage is toward another aspect of this industry, not toward the people who snark and such.
This site is actually pretty hilarious.
I'll fuck off now. Learned a good lesson in hypocrisy.
Peace.
What's up with the wonked up eye on Katie? I hate to say it, but looks kinda punched in or something wierd. Guess she wouldn't wear the space alien's jeans to work and got punished.
Man, that is some major ugly veinage going on, on Katie's hands, I haven't seen such ugly veins since Madonna's last pics...the girl needs to look after her health, Suri might actually need her to look after her in the future, or will it be the other way around? But Suri is adorable, nobody can deny that, I hope she grows up and realizes how f**cked up her folks are and heads for the hills, run-Suri-run!
@Mr. Blonde:
Well, every world has it's loonies and we all have our obsessions but, overall, I find this place refreshingly down to earth. Seeing as I'm about to write my thesis for the University of Life I find it a great way to be among thinkers who, like myself, don't necessarily need to be "thinking" all day:) Welcome aboard - I see you've made many friends here. I hazard a guess that it's not your first visit by a longshot;p
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Send me pictures, bitches!
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Angel,
Great response.
Seriously, I wasn't expecting a reply like that. You made a very good point.
I love this.
I was hoping I wouldn't get inundated with trash talking (which I have in other threads, expectedly of course). I wanted to gauge some intelligence in here, and I have.
And I totally agree that today's celebrities are akin to yesterday's Gods. That was actually brilliantly put.
I don't discount the fact that some people may find frequenting these sites as constructive.
I just wish those who eat, breathe and sleep this shit could just wake up for a couple of minutes.
Life is too short, you know?
Cool, Mr. Blonde.
I think about it all the time.
The only time I worry about this is that sometimes I think that it keeps me from looking at what's good in the world. So I go make an effort to get a gander (most recently I was touched by Margaret Trudeau's visit to Africa with her DIL - something I'd missed when it happened).
But, in all honesty, celebrities give me a comfortable platform for my rhetoric. I've said before that today's Celebrities are akin to yesterday's Gods, with their hijinx and their flaws and the fact that they are above the normal mundane concerns that the rest of us mere mortals must face on the daily.
For me, the celebrities are templates for real (and really serious) issues that we, personally, face in our society. They have been put on a pedestal because the "majority" makes it so. If I was part of the majority, you'd see a COMPLETELY different line up over there. Alas - I am sent to the DListed cafe to bitch about it. And to bitch about the realities that these celebs promote.
It's good for me - it's a place to hash out ideas before I make them solid. Because I have all these other real people expressing their views and opinions too. It helps me to really round out an idea before I commit it to something "real". Which I do, in time.
It might seem like a weird place to work out but fuck that noise. I'm a weird person. Sometimes I actually come here to think; to learn. Sometimes I come to vent; cuz I can be ultra bitchy here and no one bat's an eye ~ there's NOWHERE else I can do that! And sometimes I just come to fuck around. It's like the playground.
I can't have a playground even tho I'm all grown up? I call no fairsies!
Now if you wanna go talk to some people about getting stupid, I got a website for you...
justja...wait a second. What's that guy's name again?
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Send me pictures, bitches!
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Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?
Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.
This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.
When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To keep you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.
I know it hurts. It hurts bad, doesn't it? Being told the truth, that is. Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead.
WHOA! The bags and purple shit under Katie's eyes! Damn, girl needs her La Praire eye cream.
Suri is a cute little kid, but why is she constantly wearing fancy little dresses? Will she ever just get to be a kid who plays in the dirt and scrapes her knees? Obviously, Tommy strongly subscribes to gender roles.
What happened to Katie's legs, Lieutenant Dan? Tuppence!
Katie looks very weary and broken out on her face. Shame on tommy girl for taking such a pretty young girl and turning her into a hag with Chris Klein's daughter.
I think i'm recieving a very strong telepathic message from katie in the first pic. I mean look at her all busted up. She looks like a hobo and her face just says "Lord *cough* *xenu* *cough* help me please!
"Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars,Do Not touch Me On The Way Out The Door."
wtf? i'm in southern california and it's cold as fuck, granted, it's only raining and we'll whine about anything, but my point is:
ISN'T IT FUCKING FREEZING AND SNOWING AND SHIT IN NEW YORK?!
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in that close-up picture of the child licking her fingers, it appears as though she is wearing purple eyeshadow
For Xenu's sake, will somebody put a coat on that kid, she frickin' freezing!
"I'm not fat, I gained weight for a role. Really"
"As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child"
Scientology has it's own language. What Tom is really saying is she's OPEN as in doesn't wear a jacket and WARM as in doesn't need to. As far as the waving-Suri isn't dumb. She wants to keep the paps around so that she doesn't get kidnapped and put into zenu's cell.
Are these pictures from a few days back or has katie been wearing that raggedy ass homeless person looking skirt for days now?
James Haven told Katie that she has to get away from Sir Tommy before all her beauty is gone! He wanted to stage an intervention with Katie and Tom's former wives but J.T. found out about it and threatened to take James Haven in his arms and kiss him to death!
Nasty!
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Submitted by sunryse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:05pm.
They must be giving Suri all of Katie's youth and beauty cause that woman looks like my Memaw.
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ooh good theory - suri is a pod person / body snatcher getting ready to take over katies life.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 4:41pm.
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Thank you for reminding me. I forgot about the hotness. Carry on!
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They must be giving Suri all of Katie's youth and beauty cause that woman looks like my Memaw.
But I haven't seen a more beautiful child. It's stunning how gorgeous that little girl is!
Just like Angelina sucked the hot out of Brad, Tommy Girl has sucked the youth out of Katie. She looks like she has aged 20 years.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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katie you look like shit because you are married to this:
http://www.aolcdn.com/ent-news/cruisedetails
dumbass
This photo really saddens me. Katie looks really old and tierd!
and yeah Katie is a shadow of her former self very very sad
I like the female Damien look and yeah she's cute BUT the whole pap photos comment is just strange ...
It is a sad day when Suri's ensembles cost more than her mother's Grateful Dead frock. What the fuck is that all about?? Bitch looks homeless and that blank stare...sad.
WHY does Suri NOT have a coat?? Wait, she's a robot what am I saying! She doesn't need one!!
Something is seriously, genuinely wrong with Katie Holmes' health. She looks like she's got cancer or AIDs or something, and in her eyes she looks profoundly, intensely, deeply depressed. And what the hell is that polygamist-cult ladies' fashion shit she's wearing?? I was loving it when she dressed so elegantly every day, that was always fun to see what new Armani/Burberry/whateverthefuck outfit she had on from day to day, but now it looks like she's just plain given up, and doesn't care anymore.
Suri Cruise is extraordinarily adorable, but she's gonna be one hell of a twisted-minded young lady when she hits her teens. But my god, she is so fucking cute to look at!!! DAMmit, she's cute.
I'm sorry, I don't think she's that cute. She's got this "female Damien" thing going on.
hmmmmm? that child doesn't need a coat bc she's from the red planet???
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Is Katie still considered human?? I think we discovered a new sub-spicies
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:06pm.
It's weird. I had this megalomaniac sociopathic homicidal freak for a boyfriend once. And every time I look at Tommy I think of him.
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How was he in the sack?
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Now, that would be the difference. That guy was one sexy mofo, lemme tell you. Seriously - girlies would throw their underwears at him in the street.
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Man, Katie looks TIRED!
I guess they programmed SuriBot to be extra neat as well as being immune to the cold. That is the cleanest lil kid I have ever seen with a cupcake. My kids would have had it smeared on their faces, their clothes, MY face and clothes, the sidewalk, the doll and anybody who was unfortunate enough to be near us at that moment. I know some kids are cleaner than others, but, c'mon.... even her "messy face" pic is tooooooooo clean!!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I am really considering calling acs on these people. Why is never wearing a coat. It's fucking freezing and raining in NYC.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I see that someone else noticed that Katie is in need of some chapstick. The cherry flavor is my favorite!
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
what happened to katie's image? she looks tired.
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I know a Broadway play is grueling but should we be worried about her? Even if this is a bad pic she looks like hell.
KKKhrist! I have pneumonia in both lungs and ear infections. Had IV antibiotics and running a 102F and I STILL look better than Katie. Who knew TomTard could age you that quickly. Payday came and with it beer.
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Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 5:22pm.
And Katie Holmes looks like shit. I mean, SHIT.
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i can't believe she's always shopping for G'd knows why but Tommy Girl won't even give her a little extra cash for Chapstick?
She's got that "please, L'ord take me NOW!!" look.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
What not-even-three-year-old has painted fingernails FFS! This kid is obviously treated like someone's dolly.
That said she is totally adorable and it makes me sick to admit that.
Katie on the other hand looks used up and worn out.
OMG. Katie's looking busted these days
And Katie Holmes looks like shit. I mean, SHIT.
What a weird existence. In those pictures of Katie and Suri with the doll you can see people's legs in the background all crowded around like they're on display at the zoo. This kid is going to be so fucked up.
She's absolutely adorable. I wish they wouldn't dress her in these old lady frumpy clothes. And the kid needs a jacket.
This has probably been said, but that's a alien doll for sure! Look at the cranium on that thing!
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What the fuck is that plaid thing she's wearing? Looked like a dress the other day now it looks like a scarf/blanket? WTF??
Stockbroker and Kacky:
What's the matter with you?????
Don't realize that a child as hot as Suri don't need no coat or sweater. :)
Remember, Forbes named her "The Hottest Celebrity Tot." http://www.dlisted.com/node/29374
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Suri is a reincarnation of the Vicky, the robot child, in that cretinous sitcom "Small Wonder".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2mq3gs_3Y
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AGAIN, Mom gets to wear a sweater but baby has to freeze? Can one of your New Yorkers call CPS on this bimbo please!
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